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Name That Book!

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I solicited book name ideas in my original post, but it seems that I wasn’t clear enough, so hopefully the title of this new post will redeem me, and give you all some fun.

What is your idea for the title of Palin’s new memoir?

Please don’t post anything in the comments of this thread except your book name ideas.  I’ll go through and pick out the ones I think are best from that thread and this one, and we’ll have a vote for the best,  like we did for the ice cream flavor.  In case you missed that one, the top five were:

You Betchaberry

Wasilly Hillbilly Vanilly

Rocky Road to Nowhere

I Can See Fudge From My House

I’m a Narcissist Who Lies, Also, With Nuts

OK, put on your creative thinking caps, and keep it Rated PG!

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1,033 Responses to “Name That Book!”
  1. prisonernumber6 says:

    “Sarah Palin – Danger, the Image in the Mirror may be Uglier than it First Appears”

  2. Moose Pucky says:

    Great new ones here. Too much fun.
    I really need to get out and get some sunshine, but before I leave:

    Half Asleep in Todd’s Pajamas

  3. Moose Pucky says:

    Palinoscopy—hahahahahaha
    Broad Appeal—giggle

  4. Moose Pucky says:

    Bush Batty Governor
    Winkeye the Hockey Mom–Wrong to the Finish
    Sarah Palin’s Book–More Fun Than Naming Babies
    The Grift that Keeps on Grifting

  5. sue says:

    “I May Be Kinda Pretty, But Don’t Accuse Me of Being Intelligent”

  6. sue says:

    “How Stupidity Made Me a Household Word”

  7. Palinoscopy says:

    “Word Salad and Other Stories from Alaska’s Political Underbush.”

  8. Palinoscopy says:

    “The Bridge Over the Sarah Palin Lie”

  9. Palinoscopy says:

    965 honestyinGov Says: May 14th, 2009 at 8:22 PM

    How about ” Farting Rainbows – Alaskan politics STINKS ”
    _____________

    Or…

    “Farting Rainbows – Alaskan Politics in the Age of Sarah Palin”

  10. Palinoscopy says:

    “Sarah Palin: The Carrie Prejean before Carrie Prejean was Carrie Prejean.”

  11. Yarns My Daddy Told Me And I’m Passing Them On To My Children ~ by Sarah H. Palin

  12. Cynamen Winter says:

    OH, YES WE DID!!!

    Happy Friday Mudpups!

    😉

  13. rocky_rocky says:

    I Wink; Therefore, I Scam.

  14. the problem child says:

    LMAO at you all and your funny new titles!

    A few more for the collection:

    Tundra Ho! – Where the Deep Sleaze Begins
    Arctic Catastrophe: How A Wardrobe Malfunction Can Escalate
    Culture of Life: All you need to know about biology

  15. califpat says:

    Finally the Truth of a Fake, Fraud and Phony.

  16. Muppet2 says:

    Loved this one:
    Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps: The Trilogy

    How about
    Sarah: Our family tree doesn’t fork, we abstain

  17. North_of_the_Range says:

    OK, the last few–

    The Ego and the Bid

    Guns, Terms, and Steal

    Starbursts for Lowry

    Airheads Over Alaska

    Profiles in Vanity

  18. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    Can I modify my post?:
    “Sarah Palin – Also a Compelling Case For Abstinence”

  19. Tealwomin says:

    this still my fav’ of the ones writen in the final moments

    Cockedeyed Politicts
    ‘why i see things the way i see them before i also saw them sometimes before when they were seen differently’

  20. Tealwomin says:

    Abstinence: Sarah Palin ideal of good government

  21. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “Sarah Palin – A Good Argument For Abstinence”

  22. seattlefan says:

    honestyinGov Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
    ” From Beauty… to Beast”

    OK…LMAO! That is a really good one!

  23. CO almost native says:

    Pat yourselves on the back, fellow mudpups- a job well done. “Nite all…

  24. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    OK, just one more:
    “Liar, Liar, Naughty Monkeys on Fire”

  25. Tealwomin says:

    OK imma gonna stop

  26. Tealwomin says:

    Sarah Palin:
    Not much to tell

  27. Tealwomin says:

    Spewing Politicts: Redoubt don’t have nothing on me

  28. Blue Idaho says:

    ” Where the Sidewalk Ends and the Bridge to Nowhere Begins”

  29. CO almost native says:

    Yahoo!! Doing the Mudpuppy Dance– we did it!

  30. Tealwomin says:

    we did it…did it…did it….

  31. CO almost native says:

    Love it, Professor Geezer– heh heh.

    “A New America Ruled by Me”

  32. Professor Geezer says:

    How to Skin a Moose and Look Sexy, too!

  33. Tealwomin says:

    one lie too many

  34. Tealwomin says:

    Sarah Palins guide to outta space

  35. rebekkah says:

    An Ordinary Day in Sarah’s World; Life on a Six-Pack of Ensure

  36. empish says:

    Fowl ty Towers

  37. Blue Idaho says:

    “Palin and the Giant Impeachment”

  38. CO almost native says:

    Heh heh…funny, Tealwomin 🙂

    “On the Bus to the Bridge to Nowhere”

  39. Tealwomin says:

    Pushing Crack[ed doors open]

  40. rebekkah says:

    “The Oil, the Corn, and the Whine”

  41. Tealwomin says:

    Zero: bloggers i love

  42. Professor Geezer says:

    From Beer to Maternity

  43. CO almost native says:

    Come on, mudpups- we can do this!

    “Sarah Palin’s Unabridged Word Salad Dictionary”

  44. Tealwomin says:

    It’s all the same to me: ‘Sarah palins view of Church & State’

  45. CO almost native says:

    “Brain-Based Research: A Brief Tour of Palin’s Head”

  46. honestyinGov says:

    ” From Beauty… to Beast”

  47. rebekkah says:

    “My Running Guide: Take A Hike!”

  48. CO almost native says:

    “A Brief History of Alaska, as Seen From My Window”

  49. Tealwomin says:

    CO hahahaha

    less than 20 to go…come on!

    Mindless Politicts: it OK when you’re pretty

  50. Tealwomin says:

    Engery Queen: It takes a lot of engery to rememberall my lies

  51. CO almost native says:

    I’ve had a brain freeze, and nothing’s left…oh, wait- that might be a book title.

  52. Tealwomin says:

    Handbook on Marrying Natives: Did I mention Todd is 1/8 Native, making my kids 2/16th and my grandkids 3/24th…wait i got that mixed-up, Levi is Native too, so the grandkids ‘is’ more than Todd…what about me

  53. CO almost native says:

    “Palin’s Picture Book of Soon-to-be-Extinct Animals”

  54. CO almost native says:

    “Heeeeeer’s Sarah!”

  55. seattlefan says:

    “Our Excellent Adventure on the Campaign Trail…Memoirs of a family in the Headlights”

  56. rebekkah says:

    “Heelin’ Wheelin’ and Dealin'”

  57. CO almost native says:

    “It’s My Party and I Can Lie if I Want To”

  58. Tealwomin says:

    I was Only joking

  59. CO almost native says:

    Only 28 more!

    “P is for Palin and That’s Good Enough For Me”

    (I think I’m losing it)

  60. seattlefan says:

    “Guns and Poses”

  61. CO almost native says:

    Good idea, Tealwomin–

    “Putting Lipstick on a Pig and Other Beauty Tips” by Sarah Palin

  62. Tealwomin says:

    I am not Finished
    Sarah Palin, 1964 – Present

  63. CO almost native says:

    Hmmm…”There’s No Place Like Alaska: Palin Clicks Those Naughty Monkeys Three Times”

  64. Tealwomin says:

    Beauty Queen Guide to Ugly Politicts

  65. rebekkah says:

    Just one more, “I, Sarah, the Northern Star”

    “Postcards from the Ledge” (Legislature)

  66. Blue Idaho says:

    OK, Here are my rejects. I want us to hit 1000

    “There is No Light in this Attic”

    “The Monster at the Beginning, Middle and End of this Book” ( remmember Grover )

    “The Girl in the Orange Pajamas”

    ” The Giving Me”

    ” If You give a Pig Some Lipstick”

  67. Tealwomin says:

    How I Became a Sitting Govenor
    [by Lying With the Best]

  68. honestyinGov says:

    I threw this one out there at the end of some other post.
    Couldn’t figure out why this ‘theme’ never came up.

    How about ” Farting Rainbows – Alaskan politics STINKS ”

    I always thought the ‘Rainbow’ idea had potential….. and I’ll bet some other people could come up with some good ones. Add on, if you like……

  69. CO almost native says:

    Good one, Tealwomin! (heh Heh)

    “A is For Alaska: Sarah Palin’s Picture Alphabet Book”

  70. rebekkah says:

    This was the funniest few days. I loved the entries. Just got one more…..Maw and Paw Palin go to Washington.

  71. CO almost native says:

    “With a Wink and a Nod and My BF Todd: Creating a Perfect Alaska”

  72. seattlefan says:

    Ok, I’m tired but I’m still thinking…

    “The Equivocator”

    “Out of Alaska”

    “How Did I Get Here?” (a heads up to the Talking Heads…LOL!)

  73. Tealwomin says:

    Moose Soup for the Souless

  74. Tealwomin says:

    Cockedeyed Politicts
    ‘why i see things the way i see them before i also saw them sometimes before when they were seen differently’

  75. CO almost native says:

    “Ethics 101 and Other Worthless Classes, as taught by Sarah Palin”

  76. CO almost native says:

    “I Know it When I See It: Palin’s Perfect World”

  77. Tealwomin says:

    The Hockey Moms Guide to Being a Mom

  78. Tealwomin says:

    …What has happend was…
    the truth according to Sarah Palins lying azz

  79. CO almost native says:

    “Priceless Advice from Palin”

  80. CO almost native says:

    “Reelin’ in the Republicans”

  81. Tealwomin says:

    Cracked: The Doors of Sarah Palins Mind

  82. CO almost native says:

    “Winkin’ My Way to Washington”

    (scribbling madly–back in a minute with another entry)

  83. CO almost native says:

    “Chef Palin Creates Word Salad and other Fine Recipes”

  84. seattlefan says:

    UK Lady

    “No Rules for Sister Sarah” is fantastic! Good one!

  85. Tealwomin says:

    political hack: Cracking the code for gooder un ethical governmenting

  86. Tealwomin says:

    Part Time Govenor, Full-Time Grifter
    ‘getting paid to get paid’

  87. Tealwomin says:

    The Failed Beauty Queens Guide to Politicts, in 5 Easy Steps

  88. Tealwomin says:

    1] Same Joker, Different Day

    2] God is laughing out loud at me, can you hear him too also, huh?

    3] Joke A Day: the Wit of the Twit

  89. austintx says:

    Tealwomin and Canadian Neighbour – You guys are relentless !! Gonna bust 1k ??

  90. sauerkraut says:

    “Britches my Butt”

    “When the Wolves came for Dinner”

  91. Canadian Neighbour says:

    The Wicked Witch of Wasilla

  92. Canadian Neighbour says:

    The Wizard of Wasilla — That’s Me!

  93. Canadian Neighbour says:

    Blago Shared His New Shampoo With Me
    Aren’t I Purdy!!!

  94. Tealwomin says:

    broad appeal

    last one

  95. Tealwomin says:

    iowa wekk idaho sounds better

  96. Tealwomin says:

    idaho born, but honed my skills in Alaska…

    LOL

  97. Canadian Neighbour says:

    1000 comments — Moving at a snale’s pace tonight!!!!

    Word Salad = What’s On Repug Diaries? Sarah As Low As Dirt!

  98. Tealwomin says:

    we’re headed towards 1000 comments…

    Sarah BEFORE and AFTER
    or
    lied then, lying now

  99. Canadian Neighbour says:

    A No Brainer Life

    Lessons in Palinese 101

  100. Tealwomin says:

    acromyns, kinda how she speaks…some call it word salad, but i bet there are some codes in there..lol

  101. Tealwomin says:

    s.a.r.a.h.
    Saving.Alaska.[from the] Rapture.And.Hell

  102. Physicsmom says:

    So many good ones, but I especially like:

    @curiouser – Tight Abs and Camouflage: How to Be Pregnant for 1-1/2 months
    and
    @ Tealwomin – s.a.r.a.h.: Serving Alaska Right After Herself

    But my fave is still Mavwreck!

  103. Tealwomin says:

    s. a. r. a. h.
    Serving. Alaska. Right. After. Herself.

  104. cooky says:

    Wow, this looks like it took major time and effort, but well worth it – great to laugh out loud! Thanks to everyone and to AKM. I have to give a shout out (and maybe a write in) to Pagentwalker and to Mavwreck. I just love those one word, catchy types. The one however that made me snort my coffee this morning (and I am by no means a snorter): The Annotated Executive Ethics Act: Wooten You Like to Know!

  105. UK Lady says:

    pageantwalkin’daftlivin’nevergivin’foolfizzin’mopsi

    I was determined to put it all in

  106. UK Lady says:

    Lipsmackin’mirthfetchin’basebaitin’demotivatin’badbuzzin’trashtalkin’pageantwalkin’daftlivin’nevergivin’foolfizzin’mopsi

    Don’t know what happened there.

  107. UK Lady says:

    Lipsmackin’mirthfetchin’basebaitin’demotivatin’badbuzzin’trashtalkin’pageantwalkin’daftlivin’neverginin’foolfizzin’mopsi

  108. Canadian Neighbour says:

    My Climb to the Top of the Highest Tree
    Liar, Liar, My Pants are on Fire

  109. naughtymonkey says:

    As a long-time Mudflats lurker, I offer as a title for Palin’s book–
    [b]The Sarah Palin Idiot’s Guide on How to Prolong Your 15 Minutes of Fame [/b]

    And too. Also. Ad nauseum.

  110. Canadian Neighbour says:

    Did You Know Didjuneau – You Betcha!!

  111. Cynamen Winter says:

    “Chronicles of a Sour Loser”

  112. austintx says:

    1k is so-o-o-o close………….

  113. Leah says:

    By Prophetess Warrior Rebecca-Sarah

    “I Learned Everything I Need to Know at Jesus Camp”

  114. curiouser says:

    Tight Abs and Camouflage: How to Be Pregnant for 1-1/2 months

    Don’t know if this is a repeat or similar to another title. There are over 900 comments on the thread!

  115. Lee323 says:

    Winnie the Putin: Children’s First Lessons in Xenophobia

  116. Cynamen Winter says:

    “Fundamentals of a Right Wing~Ding”

  117. UK Lady says:

    No Rules for Sister Sarah

  118. Dr. Patois says:

    I think I’ve read all of the posts but don’t recall seeing

    Dreams of My Self

    Blinded By the Lights (Why I Think I Am Who I Think I Am)

  119. Ripley in CT says:

    “There’s No Place Like Nome”.

    “The Alaska Identity: Why I AM ALaska”
    by Sarah Palin’s writer.

    (stuck this on the wrong thread….first)

  120. Cynamen Winter says:

    “Change you can conceive In”

  121. Lee323 says:

    904 prisonernumber6 Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
    “Alaska’s Palinoscopy – It only hurts for a little while”
    ————————————-

    LOL!…….. But the memories linger unpleasantly forever! Not to mention the out-of-pocket expense not covered by any insurance known to mankind. Bend over, Alaska!

  122. Ripley in CT says:

    “And God Said ‘HA!'”

    “Fancy Pageant Walkin’: From Here to Maternity

  123. Lee323 says:

    902 InJuneau Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
    Lee323–Are you sure that isn’t the title of the memoirs of Mr. and Mrs. Heath?
    ——————————————–

    Dang. Yer right!! She plagiarized her own freaking parents! Oh, well….I think chapter 27 had a lesson on that anyway.

  124. UK Lady says:

    Book of Revelations …. subtitled Nah, not really!

    Take the Money and Run, but not necessarily in that Order

    Breakfast at Tiffanys, Lunch at Neiman Markus, Dinner at the Dog Barbiers

  125. Lee323 says:

    Saving Your Daughters’ Chastity With My Immaculate Contraption (For sale in back of book)

  126. prisonernumber6 says:

    “Alaska’s Palinoscopy – It only hurts for a little while”

  127. empish says:

    “Murder Most Fowl” (I’m stuck on the turkey theme)

  128. InJuneau says:

    Lee323–Are you sure that isn’t the title of the memoirs of Mr. and Mrs. Heath?

  129. Lee323 says:

    The Three Billy Goats Grift, Graft and Gruff: A Primer For Raising Selfish, Greedy Children

  130. Canadian Neighbour says:

    PORKY – Palin, Our Repug Keeps Yappin

  131. Mae says:

    Tracks in the Willows, over in Bristol bay, can be seen from the Piper, by Todd and Me, while Trig sleeps.

  132. Mae says:

    The Real Story Behind Pumping Me.

  133. Lee323 says:

    The Ineffable Lightness of Vagueness

  134. Mae says:

    “Don’t Blink, Just Wink.
    My Political Life In A Nutshell”

  135. 0whole1 says:

    But We’re White!: How Real America’s Choice Was Subverted by the Media and, Probably, the Jews

  136. Canadian Neighbour says:

    Me & ALF – All Lip & Failin’

    Me & ET – The Ethics Trasher

  137. 0whole1 says:

    Mein Kampf Also Too

  138. Ripley in CT says:

    Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps: The Trilogy

    LMFAO PMP @ Trilogy!

  139. London Bridges says:

    While this entry is a day late, and a $ short, it is a winner!
    Sarah: The absent, obstinate, abstinent Luv Guv!

  140. Lee323 says:

    “How I Padded My Resume Along With My Bra”

  141. Bretta says:

    Riff on: [pearl89 Says: May 13th, 2009 at 8:52 PM]

    Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps: The Trilogy

  142. Ripley in CT says:

    “Demagogue: Sarah’s Meanderings IV”

    Abbreviated conveniently as “DSM IV” . The Ultimate manual for coding of all mental health disorders.

  143. Ripley in CT says:

    I’m killin myself here….

    “PSYCH!” :Betcha All Thought I Was Staying in Politics!

  144. Ripley in CT says:

    OMG, how could we forget?

    “Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition: A Palin guide to life, liberty and the pursuit of rugs for the office”

  145. Tealwomin says:

    Off Base Politicts:

    Renaissance Woman: Rebirth of the Dark Ages

  146. Professor Geezer says:

    My Most Excellent Top Secret Diaries of 2008

  147. Sharon Fisher says:

    my submission for the book title:

    Palinoscopy – A Closer Look at Sarah

  148. joan says:

    Semantics, Shemantics: How to Win Elections and Influence the Base

  149. Tealwomin says:

    Family Geography: Places I wanted to visit, but couldn’t so I gave the name to my children

  150. Tealwomin says:

    Please, Please Sarah Louise

  151. Ripley in CT says:

    “I Tan so Far Away”

    “I’m so Right, You’re so wrong”

    “My Truth is Out There”

    “Sarah Palin: Writing What’s Right”

  152. DuckDriver says:

    Two Pac’s for Sister Sarah

    P.T. Barnum was Right!

    A Fool and his Money Will Soon Buy This Book

    It Came From Wasilla

    With the Right Minions You Can Have it All!

    DD

    Keep at it Mudpups! Gotta reach 1,000. 🙂

  153. Tealwomin says:

    Circle up like Oxymorons

  154. Tealwomin says:

    What you talking ’bout Katie?
    How the media distorted my lies

  155. DuckDriver says:

    Naughty Monkeys and FMP’s, Confessions of a GOP Dominatrix

    The Peter Principle Works! (or how to fail upwards) by Sarah Palin

    Why Pajama Clad Lefty Bloggers Will Burn in Hell by Sister Sarah

    DD

  156. bubbles says:

    beautiful dreamer: how all my dreams almost came true. also

  157. Joe 12-pack says:

    The Immaculate Deception (this one had to have been done already…didn’t have enough time to read almost 900 entries)

    My Pajama-Clad Bloggers Are Better Than Yours
    It’s True ‘Cuz I Say It Is
    Winkerbelle: The Palin Fairy Tale
    Hubris Cubed: The Puzzle of Palin
    Moolah Ruse

  158. joan says:

    An extension of Shannyn Moore’s idea:

    The Lyin’ the Witch-doctor, and the Wardrobe

  159. JuneauMissesAnchorage says:

    The True Story of Sarah Palin: How I Ran the State, Wrote a Book, Rebuilt the Republican Party, Raised 6 Kids, Campaigned Against Abortion, Sat Through Countless Interviews, Defeated the Gotcha Liberal Media, Beat Those Naysayer Republicans in Juneau, and Did It All Really, Really Well!

    Or: I’m A Great Politician/Person Because I Say So.

  160. DesertRat says:

    Dr. Strangegov

    This IS addictive !

  161. Moose Pucky says:

    Every page here is chock full of chuckles and roars.

  162. let it run says:

    I’m a voracious reader – the revisionist memoirs of Sarah Palin.

  163. Moose Pucky says:

    Even though the selections have been made:

    Tails (and Pelts) from the Last Frontier
    My Selections for the Supreme Court
    All My Children
    All My Colleges
    My Book Deal, My Collaborator, and Me

  164. let it run says:

    Carrharts, Snowmachines and Fleece and other favorite things by Governor Sarah Palin

  165. let it run says:

    Walking the Walk in my FMPs by Gov. Sarah Palin.

  166. let it run says:

    How my Abstinence Only Stance really Bit my butt!

  167. ez.pz says:

    “Why Catholic schoolgirls convert to other religions- Zerogate”

  168. joan says:

    Ripley in CT- You’re killing me! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

  169. sauerkraut says:

    Governor Palin – The Delicious Delight”

  170. ENOUGHwiththetrainwreck says:

    heckfire — all these titles is a book all unto itself………go mudflats.

  171. ericmiami says:

    Somebody had a great idea; to have another contest for best first sentence of the book. If Sarah writes like she talks, the first sentence might fill an entire chapter. Thanks, AKM!

  172. sauerkraut says:

    nnnnooo.. that last one was my bestest!! plus… there’s less than 150 more to go before you hit 1,000 !!!!!!

    The Fundamentalist Politician.

  173. sauerkraut says:

    Boobstress and Butterflies

  174. Mimi says:

    OK, I’ll start: A Room With a View of Russia

  175. akmuckraker says:

    Dear Mudflatters,
    I have finished making the selections for the poll. I had to do it some time, so those entries coming after this post will not be included. However, this post has achieved legendary status already (at least in my mind) and many onlookers will be stopping by to enjoy the new submissions, so do keep posting away. And don’t forget to vote for your favorites!

  176. sauerkraut says:

    “Light & Fluffy: An View Inside the Palin Thought Process”

  177. SystemBucker says:

    This is fun…just now getting around to posting some titles! Thanks for the op AKM!

    “Chilling Tales by the Snow(job) Queen”

    “Let Me Entertain You”

    “If I Only Had A Brain”

    “How to attract old white guys in suites”

    “How to be a real American”

    “The Sarah Palin Story – A Chastity Belt for the Brain”

    Fun, fun, fun! Might have more to post later!

  178. lynnrockets says:

    Barracuda Bites

  179. sauerkraut says:

    “Sarah Palin on Energy Independence: Real Women Don’t Pass up on the Gas”

  180. lynnrockets says:

    Me, T and the A.I.P.

  181. jammer5 says:

    “The Witches of Wasilla”.
    How I cast them out and became a vice-presidential nominee.

  182. sauerkraut says:

    Obamanos… or to do it differently… along the lines of real women don’t pump gas… where it is explained the answer to the old question: what’s the difference between the pig and dipstick… (answer: the color of the lipstick).

    “My Lipstick is Pink”

  183. lynnrockets says:

    My Life As A Tina Fey Lookalike

  184. lynnrockets says:

    Palins: G.E.D.’s and Other Useless Degrees

  185. let it run says:

    This is a spin on a prior suggested title

    Basketball Diaries: How what I learned as a Highschool point guard got me to the governor’s mansion and the “VP” nomination, by Sarah Barracuda Palin

    or

    Caribou Barbie – my life story

  186. London Bridges says:

    Todd, are you happy to see me? Or is that just one of those darn, tricky participles hanging from your pocket?

  187. 0whole1 says:

    Monkey Pumped

  188. 0whole1 says:

    Is This Thing On?
    Paid Vacation
    Substance, Or, What’s this Stuck to My Shoe?

  189. AKaurora says:

    Humdinger of Hubris, a true story

    Revelations of a Wasilla Wannabe

  190. Strunk Phillips says:

    Sled Dog Soup.

  191. Ripley in CT says:

    Oh Problem Child… good ones… and a slight alteration:

    “They Catch Her in a Lie” (a catcher in the rye)

  192. Ripley in CT says:

    “November Remember: Second place is the First Loser”

  193. Bmoney67 says:

    Mine’s a take on another title that I saw…

    “The Lyin’ Witch & Her Wardrobe”

  194. DuckDriver says:

    All Life is Sacred, Except For Animals I Shoot From Helicopters

    Ethics Are For Little People

    Damn the Pajama Clad Bloggers, Full Speed Ahead!

    It’s a Mavericky Life

    DD

  195. Cynamen Winter says:

    “Chronicles of a Chronic Liar”

    “The Untold Truth”

    “Hypocrisy in a Nutshell”

  196. 0whole1 says:

    Two and a Half Pounds: A Book of 325 Pages

  197. prisonernumber6 says:

    No. 813 Owlhole1 says:

    “What’s a Petard?”

    That seems to be the perfect title for her book!

    May I also offer, “Sarah Palin – Found my oil can gone”

    (Even in this august assembly, I hesitated to make an oblique reference to Aristophanes until now.)

  198. tpgigi says:

    There’s always
    Out of Alaska (of course, that’s wishful thinking)
    Gone With the Whine or
    Sarry, Get Your Gun

  199. 0whole1 says:

    You’re All a Bunch of Meanies: Pouting Your Way to the Top

  200. 0whole1 says:

    Unfiltered: Life in a Political Fishbowl

  201. Cynamen Winter says:

    @822 regina Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 9:41 AM

    “Hysteria Lane”
    ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
    I like that…which pretty much sums it up!
    🙂

  202. Professor Geezer says:

    Hello, God. It’s me, Sarah….

  203. joan says:

    Pallin’ Around With the Palins.

  204. 0whole1 says:

    How to Turn Five Minutes on a Runway into a Political Career
    An Embarrassment of Snitches, Or, How to Muzzle Your In-Laws
    L’Etat Something Something: Palin on the Law

  205. regina says:

    Hysteria Lane

  206. Bonsai-Jay says:

    “Sarah and Todd’s Most Excellent Adventure”

    “Fish Pickers Ain’t Born in Texas”

    “Birth Control means holding the Baby in, until you get home”

  207. the problem child says:

    MoosePucky: “Life’s A Bridge and Then We Lie” is brilliant!

  208. joan says:

    Pallin’ Around with Sarah.

  209. let it run says:

    @InJuneau…LOL

    Absolutey or

    My Juno: Journalling my way through my pregnancy along with my pregnant teenaged daughter

  210. Corine56 says:

    From here To Obscurity

  211. lynn (MA) hussein says:

    Alienation Nation: My Personal Special Role in Growing the Democratic Party

    The Miracle of Me: 8 months and 8 pounds in a Size 8

    The Peep Toe Peep Show

    The Story of Me: God opened a door and said GOTCHA!

  212. InJuneau says:

    @let it run–apology accepted! 😉

    In Juno might work though!!

  213. lynnrockets says:

    Arctic Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

  214. Cynamen Winter says:

    “Guilty As Charged!”

    “Sarah Palin ~ The Lost Years”

    “Adventures of a Criminal Mind”

    “Governor’s Guide to Community Policing”

    “Insanity is Hereditary”

    “My idea of Change includes Naughty Monkeys”

    “Exploration of Juvenile Delinquency”

    “When the Beauty Queen loses the Crown”

  215. let it run says:

    785 InJuneau Says: @let it run–hey now, don’t you be hijacking my Mudflats name for the title of that woman’s book!!!
    ______________________________________________
    Apologies !! I was going for a Juno ( as in the movie) type title and must have had your Moniker on the brain. Buy hey, it’s just a working title.

  216. lynnrockets says:

    No School Confidential

  217. austintx says:

    “How I Hosed Alaska”

  218. 0whole1 says:

    What’s a Petard?

  219. 0whole1 says:

    God Made Me Do It

  220. the problem child says:

    Little Shop of Whores: “Feed Me, Seymour Canal!”
    Love ME, Love My Dude (in that order)
    Endless Bummer
    Too Much Information (Unless you had a question for me, that is)
    Practical Abstinence
    Ban This Book!
    The Worst-Case Scenario Survivalist Handbook

  221. Moose Pucky says:

    Pure Palin
    PACin’ Palin
    Life’s a Bridge and Then We Lie
    Solo Mio
    Optimism Unwarranted
    My Outlook from My House
    Turkey Soup for the Soul
    Three French Snarks or I Really Knew it Wasn’t Actually Sarkosi

  222. Obamanos says:

    The Bitch, The Base and The Bible

    this one MUST be on the list for voting….oh my word….

    And Juneau She’s An Idiot…whoever wrote that one…hysterical.

    Punks and Suckers is a riot as well.

    I still think Fertilla in Wasilla…is just about crazy funny.

    You all are terrific!

    And don’t forget my entry:

    Lipstick On A Dipstick!

  223. Evelyn says:

    “I Can’t See Juneau From My House”
    “Naming your Children: Fun with Consonants”
    “Snowmachines to Snowjobs: The Sarah Palin Career”
    “Padding: A Beauty Queen’s Guide to Expense Accounts”
    “Whine Seller – How Sarah Palin Made Her Fortune”
    “Verbage”
    “Conning Christians: The Theology of Sarah Palin”
    or simply ” You Betcha”

    this is so fun, we should work on her motto also too
    The Chicago City Council’s unofficial motto is “Ubi est mea” (Where’s mine?) so we can’t use that. But it’s a good start

  224. retfarc says:

    Sarah Palin: A Spacedout Oddity

    Hope it isn’t a repeat.

  225. Blue Idaho says:

    Kettletop- Just spit my taco out my nose! Ouch!

  226. 0whole1 says:

    Prop: Making Your Family Work for *You*

  227. 0whole1 says:

    What, Me Worry?

  228. the problem child says:

    Not Without My Daughters
    Sons and Lovers (*not that I had any, just tryin’ to fool people into thinking this is great literature, also)
    Lady Chattery’s Blather
    The Apprenticeship of Duds and Mavericks

  229. Irishgirl says:

    The Great Grifter
    Slaughterhouse-Jive
    The Catcher In The Lie
    How to Avoid the Feds
    How to make money and Influence Idiots
    Alaska Family Palin
    Catch me if you can
    Queen of the Lies
    No expectations

  230. austintx says:

    tigerwine – I think we will see the 1k mark today.

  231. kettletop says:

    Blue Idaho!
    you wrote Silly WAsilly Went to Town, Walkin backwards Up Side Down

    and I immediately thought

    and on her way she met a Pig
    a Lipsticked Pig!
    It did a jig!

    Silly Wasilly Went to Town
    Dancing backwards up side down

    and on her way she met McCain
    he wanted to reign
    He had a campaign!

    Silly Wasilly Went to Town
    Campaigning backwards up side down

    and on her way she met the press
    the mainstream press
    She needed a dress

    Silly Wasilly went to Town
    wearing her wardrobe upside down…

    I could go on…but wonder if anyone else is even acquainted with Audrey Wood’s classic?

  232. emma says:

    Miss California and Uncrowned Miss Alaska Expose All – The story of Boobs

    Right Wing Religiousity Inflamed by Ayatollah Palin and the Paliban

    The McCain Titanic – Story of Sarah Palin

    Main Stream Media Meanies – by Victim Sarah Palin

  233. 0whole1 says:

    What I Meant to Say
    Fun With Participles
    Does This Campaign Make My A** Look Big?
    How to Soak People You Just Can’t Stand
    Be My Sugardaddy?: The Memoirs of a Four-Month Mistress of the GOP
    Will Campaign for Money
    Yoink!
    Outta My Way
    Punks and Suckers: My Rise to Political Success

  234. the problem child says:

    0whole1 Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 8:38 AM

    > the problem child Says:
    > May 14th, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    > Harry Potter themed:
    Sarah Palin and the Order of the Witchhunters
    (or Sarah Palin and the Order of the Personnel Board)

    Actually, I think it should be The Order of the *Phonics*. 🙂
    ———
    It could also be “Order of the Fox”

  235. Kelky says:

    “With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’, I could be another Lincoln…….”
    “Baked Alaska: The View from Wasilla”

  236. 0whole1 says:

    > the problem child Says:
    > May 14th, 2009 at 7:32 AM

    > Harry Potter themed:
    Sarah Palin and the Order of the Witchhunters
    (or Sarah Palin and the Order of the Personnel Board)

    Actually, I think it should be The Order of the *Phonics*. 🙂

  237. BigSlick says:

    Finding Juneau

  238. Blue Idaho says:

    ” Silly Wasilly Went to Town, Walking backwards Up Side Down.”

  239. Wayne Fisher says:

    Clueless in Juneau

  240. Debbie.A says:

    lol – the suggestions are hysterical. I check the site at least a few times a week – even though I don’t post. How about “Everything you Didn’t Want to Know About Sarah Palin, but were afraid to ask, also”.

  241. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    @BigSlick

    Love The b!tch, The base, and The Bible – wish I’d thought of that!

  242. BigSlick says:

    Over the Rainbow & Under the Bus: A Spiritual Guidebook on the Dairies and Fairies of Alaska’s Mat-Su Valley

    Sarah: The Governor Who Put God On a Leash

    The B!tch, The Base, and The Bible

    Full Term: Dilated & Deluded but Never Impeached

    Scribbles from Wasilla

    Wasilla Scriptures

    Sarah Palin’s Recipes for Word Salad

    I Can Haz Gubner

  243. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Fruit Of My Womb: Like Mother, Like Daughter (Or All In The Family Way)

  244. BigSlick says:

    Over the Rainbow & Under the Bus: A Spiritual Guidebook on the Dairies and Fairies of Alaska’s Mat-Su Valley

    Sarah: The Governor Who Put God On a Leash

    The Bitch, The Base, and The Bible

    Full Term: Dilated & Deluded but Never Impeached

    Scribbles from Wasilla

    Wasilla Scriptures

    Sarah Palin’s Recipes for Word Salad

    I Can Haz Gubner

  245. Blue Idaho says:

    “Goodnight Loon”

    “Wacked Beauty”

    “Wasilla Bill and the Phoney Express”

    “Belittle Women”

    “The Red badge of Corruption”

    “Journey to the Center Of a Moron”

    Sorry if I took someones but I did not read them all.

  246. Cynamen Winter says:

    “Mama Grizzly on the Lamb”

    “Leader of the Pac”

    “How to Eat in Hungry Markets”

    “Blinded by the Right”

    “The Fox and the Pussycat”

    “Revenge of the Wolf”

    “Hockey-Mom-in-Chief”

  247. InJuneau says:

    @let it run–hey now, don’t you be hijacking my Mudflats name for the title of that woman’s book!!!

  248. eyeleica says:

    “Thanks, but No Thanks” The autobiography of a heavenly ordained politician who is inspired to get what she wants no matter what the Good Book says.

  249. Erin says:

    “Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful”

  250. On the back cover: No turkeys were harmed in the writing of this book.

  251. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Knock, Knock, Knock on Heavens Door

  252. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Running on Empty

  253. pearl89 says:

    Another Roadside Distraction
    Ethically Challenged by Anonymous Pajama Clad Bloggers
    I Can See Alaska In My Rear View Mirror
    How to Get the Righties to Pay Your Bills and Buy Your Clothes
    Ethics, I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Ethics

  254. let it run says:

    How & Why I let my husband govern Alaska By Governor Sarah Palin

    Governing Alaska: the Todd and Sarah Palin story

    In Juneau (Not)

    In Juneau ( yeah, right!)

    Running for my Life by Sarah Plain

    Skinny Lattes and other ways to starve yourself even while pregnant with a special needs baby!

    Open Doors (why I unhinged the door to my sexually active daughter’s bedroom) [watch out Willow!]

  255. Mark in KS says:

    “I did it my way”

  256. Ripley in CT says:

    “Sarah Palin’s Ethics, and other Oxymorons”

    Ok Ok, I’m done. they do seem to write themselves.

  257. Ripley in CT says:

    “When I am an Old Woman, I Shall Wear Gucci”

  258. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    The Pit Bull’s Hiring Guide: All You Need To Know When Hiring Your Friends

    When In Doubt, Whine

  259. James says:

    “The Audacity of being Sarah Palin”

  260. tigerwine says:

    Austintx – I think you’re right – record posts!

    AKM – How in the world are you ever going to get this list down to 100? What a hoot this has been!

  261. Bea says:

    Did somebody already come up with “Mavwreck!” ? Because I literally woke up this morning thinking of that one.

    D@mn you, GINO! I do NOT want possible titles for your looney scribblings to be my first morning thought!

    I also too thought that she should include recipes with each chapter:
    moose burgers, polar bear chili, and of course, tasty, tasty word salad.

  262. WaCaGal says:

    “Courts Shmourts & Ethics Shmethics”

    “Cloaked in Cronyism – A Survivalist Guide to Defeating Anklebiters & Bloggers”

    “How to Wash Your Hands of Responsibility, Even When They Weren’t Dirty From Working”

  263. WaCaGal says:

    “Tight Abs – The Definitive Guide to a 1 Month Pregnancy (also, too)”

    “I Was For You, Before I Was Against You”

    “A View From the Glass Floor of the Bus (I can see bodies)”

    “Unite, So I can Divide”

    “Sarah Palin’s Guide to Homemade Snake Oil”

    “Sarah Palin’s Guide to Creating and Keeping An Impotent Government”

  264. James says:

    “How to make your supporters pay for your own blunders and still keep them happy”

  265. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Where’s Sarah? Here I Am, Over Here!

    You Like Me, Don’t You?

    My Own Book Of Mavericky Baby Names

  266. James says:

    “I rejected Satan”

  267. retfarc says:

    How to Manipulate Men in 10 easy lessons.

    Earn Money while You Sleep, I Did.

    The Red Heels Diarys, how to make naughty monkey’s work for you.

  268. James says:

    “Sarah Palin’s book of memoirs”

  269. MonaLisa IS MY NAME! says:

    Reigning, Reinventing and Venting
    If at First You Don’t Secede – Deny, Deny Again!
    The Genesis of a Pit-Bull
    Pit-Bull: Lipsticked and Unmuzzled
    Que Sarah, Sarah – Let Them Eat Word Salad!
    Spin Pretty

    Although I’m betting she’ll call it either just ‘Sarah’ or ‘Under the Great North Star’

  270. James says:

    “Wasilla Main Street is my Home”

  271. Elsie says:

    Governing Tips for the Cerebrally Challenged–Sarah Palin’s Story

    Jesus Walked with Dinosaurs…The History of the Geological World by Creationist Sarah Palin

    You Also Too Can Be Smart Like Me, by Sarah Palin

    How to Win Minds and Influence Sheeple for Fun and Profit

    Whining for Dollars

    Sex, Lies, and Videotape: Palin’s Perfect Path to Putrification

    Me and My Family: Abstinence Personified, or, “Don’t Do as I Do–Do as I Say”

    Caribou Barbie: My Life Story, or, How to Alienate an Entire Political Party

    My Life Story: How to Unite the Fringe Element and Destroy the Rest of the GOP

    Sarah Palin’s Favorite Cookie Recipes, Categorized by Disasters and Special Interests: Floods, Hunger in Rural Alaska, Fuel Price-Gouging, Dangerous Volcano Eruptions, Salmon Bycatch, Predator Control from Helicopters, Climate Changes and the Decimation of Polar Bears, Abstinence Successes, Supporting My Appointees during Confirmations, and Pimping for Arctic Cat. (The first special Palin recipe is Moose Chips, which are similar to Chocolate Chips but use real moose chips and are VERY large. Another favorite is Snickerdoodles, which go well with her attitude toward hunger in rural Alaska, high fuel prices, and abstinence. She also too includes her special recipe for Blonde Brownies because she identifies so well with other bimbos such as herself. There’s a section on bar cookies, including the Dan Sullivan version that’s a perfect accompaniment to drinking with your young employees, and the WAR cookie that doesn’t get the needed votes when done.)

  272. cherrythetart says:

    I like “Yukon Barbie”

  273. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    On The Way To The White House: Don’t Let A Lack Of Experience Stop You

    Taking The Gloves Off: A Pit Bull In Lipstick’s Guide To Politics

  274. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    “Don’t Let Me Miss The Open Door”: Plowing Through That Door, Sarah Style

    Clearly Out Of My League: What Was I Thinking On 8/29/2008!

    Take That, Geraldine Ferraro!

  275. JuneauJoe Δ says:

    Environmental Awareness my Bank Account and Abstinence Only also too!

  276. Ripley in CT says:

    “God opened the Door. I closed the Gates”.
    By the Committee to write Sarah Palin’s book.

  277. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    I’m Me, And You’re Not!

    Can’t Get There From Here?: Why We Need That Bridge To Nowhere

  278. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    My Family Jewels: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and What’s His Name?

    Sarah’s Personal Guide to Colleges and Universities in Hawaii, Idaho and Alaska

    Mavericky Guide To Approval Ratings
    (bonus here – the entire text is this: Ignore them!)

    Lowered Expectations: The Story of My Life

    Mama Grizzly’s Guide To Cubs

    Shoot Two Wolves, Then Call Me In The Morning

  279. James says:

    Alternative to above:

    “Politics for Dummies”

  280. James says:

    “I just don’t know what to do with myself”

  281. Nailin’ Me ~ Because Nobody Else Could
    by Sarah H. Palin

  282. Aussie Blue Sky says:

    the problem child Says:

    Wooten You Like to Know!
    ——————————–
    Interim Encouragement Award.

  283. let it run says:

    Post 11 _ Sorry jwa…I just started reading… you clocked in first with “Also, Too” (great minds think alike..now I have to get to work on a new title).

  284. let it run says:

    MY titles (sorry if looks liek plagerized, I haven’t had time to go through them all…I love this stuff!)

    Also, Too

    Winky Goes to Work (a children’s book she follows the memoirs up with)

  285. sauerkraut says:

    btw – does anyone think Palin’s book might end up being banned from the Wasilla Library?

    Sarah Palin, the untrue story (banned in Wasilla).

  286. sauerkraut says:

    The Palin Governorship: Made by Bill Allen.

    Sarah: The Best Governor Bill Could Buy.

    Sarah Palin: The anchor in Anchorage.

    All The Governor’s Friends.

    The Palin Years – Ironhead and Irondog.

    The Stud and The Dud: The Palin Years.

  287. James says:

    “Politics for Dummys”

  288. cooky says:

    Hahaha – Oh Problem Child, coffee just went up my nose, (clean up in aisle 3) – laughing so hard.

    “Wooten You Like to Know!” started it, I never should’ve taken that second gulp
    before Alaska’s First Family Farm: Palin Husbandry for Abundance and Sustainability – too funny.

  289. James says:

    “The Mommy”

  290. James says:

    Witchcraft, War and Watchdogs – An Alaskan Tale entirely written by Sarah Palin

  291. the problem child says:

    Conversations with Sarkozy
    Mothering Frights
    Twist and Shrill
    To Kill a Polar Bear
    The Annotated Executive Ethics Act: Wooten You Like to Know!
    Mavrix R US
    Alaska’s First Family Farm: Palin Husbandry for Abundance and Sustainability

  292. austintx says:

    729 Ripley in CT Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 4:10 AM
    “Family Planning for Dummies: An Alaskan Pop Up Book”
    ***************************************************
    Is there a pull out section ??

  293. James says:

    “Pregnancy Reloaded”

  294. James says:

    “The successful way of raising one baby with two mommys”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA-M2NfFAjU

  295. UK Lady says:

    Snow Fright and the Seven Mountains

  296. Evelyn says:

    Thin Ice: The Sarah Palin Story
    Polar Bears and Putin: The Mavericky Story of Sarah Palin

  297. DonnaInMichigan says:

    The Artic Queen

    I haven’t been the same since that house dropped on my sister.

    Sarah’s Ark

    I’m Queen of the WORLD!!!!

  298. lynnrockets says:

    The World According To Barbie

  299. Corine56 says:

    The Alaska Distracta

    or

    Book to Nowhere

    Sorry is either of these have been said.

  300. Ripley in CT says:

    Oh BTW, AKM, aren’t you incredibly proud of how everyone stayed On Topic here? LOL

  301. Ripley in CT says:

    “Family Planning for Dummies: An Alaskan Pop Up Book”

  302. I went to bed last night at page 8. Jeez we’re a creative group. Here’s my entry:

    Ten Little Republicans
    subtitle:
    And Then There Was Me

  303. Lilybart says:

    One more, a riff on another one…..

    Audacity, also, too.

  304. austintx says:

    723 tigerwine Says:
    May 14th, 2009 at 2:57 AM
    Almost 730 posts!!! This really made folks come out of the woodwork. We really have some creative, hilarious Mudpuppies here!
    ************************************
    I’m thinking new posts record. Love all the “new faces” Letterman clocked in also.too.http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20090513.phtml

  305. pearl89 says:

    Have read so many book titles, can’t remember where I read this one, but I liked it.

    Alaska Queen Crab

  306. tigerwine says:

    Almost 730 posts!!! This really made folks come out of the woodwork. We really have some creative, hilarious Mudpuppies here!

  307. London Bridges says:

    Night Of The Living Sarah

  308. London Bridges says:

    Bristol!!! Are You Pregnant AGAIN?

  309. London Bridges says:

    You think I’M DUMB? YOU bought THIS book!

  310. Aussie Blue Sky says:

    I really like “A Bridge Too Far” (not original)

    AKM, I hope you’re not still up, knee-deep in brilliance. It’s an impossible job!

  311. John says:

    It’s My Party (Let Them Cry If They Want To)

  312. Muppet2 says:

    Okay, I’ve gone through 714 comments, two kleenexes, one cup of coffee, one pee and I am exhausted from laughing so hard. This is going to get bookmarked. If I ever have a bad day, I’m coming back here to cheer up. I haven’t read anything this funny in my whole life. I think this thread deserves a special link on the blog and a counter for the number of reads. wow. I needed that.

    The one that made me stop and wipe the tears the longest:
    skidmark journalism

  313. BigSlick says:

    Rouge Coup D’Etat

    Governor in Name Only: Paligula and the Naughty Monkey’s

    Palin’s Alaska: The Church of State

    The Book to Nowhere

    Stigmulus

    Everyone’s Favorite Also-Ran

    The Accidental Shopaholic’s Bible

    This Land is MY Land

    Entitled: The Rise of Alaska’s Wasillan Aristocracy

    and last but not least…..

    Where the Hell is Juneau Anyway?

  314. Muppet2 says:

    700+ comments….bwaaaahaaaa

  315. Tealwomin says:

    who moved my meds

  316. Cooky says:

    OK AKM, Sorry about the multiple titles in every post. I will cease, desist and resist the urges…

    No, multiple titles in one post is just fine! It’s the multiple posts from one person with one title in each that were making my eyes go goofy! AKM

  317. Dame says:

    Let Them Eat Cookies

    Eskimo Heritage, the Palin Family Struggle with Racial Prejudice

  318. Dame says:

    Alaska’s Just Not That into Me

  319. Cooky says:

    Mommy’s Home!

    The Empire Strikes Back

    Actual Responsibilities

    The Last Frontier: Inside the Mind Of Sarah Palin

    Mental Floss: The Sarah Palin Story

    The Misperception of Miss Wasilla

  320. lyn says:

    GINO’S Book of Knowledge

  321. yardwork says:

    “Sarah Palin: a menagerie of free association”

  322. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “Lyin’, Cheatin’, and Griftin’ for Jesus – How I Reformed America through the Church” of Almighty Opportunity!”

  323. yardwork says:

    “You like me, you really like me!”
    Apologies to S. Field.

  324. Far from Fenway fan says:

    If I Only Had a Brain

  325. Lee323 says:

    Juneau I’m an Idiot?

  326. North_of_the_Range says:

    In the category of Titles Already Taken But Hey They’d Be Good:

    A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
    (Lemony Snicket)

  327. North_of_the_Range says:

    The Crying of State 49 (apologies to Thomas Pynchon)

    Cream My Rivals

    Audacity. Period.

  328. Canadian Neighbour says:

    Connect the Shots: Palin – My Life
    Bonus Offer with Every Book: A Red Crayola Crayon
    Send SASE Envelope with Original UPC Code & Empty Cartridge

  329. Moose Pucky says:

    The Winter of My Desecration

  330. akmuckraker says:

    Multiple titles all in one post please! Have pity!! 😉
    AKM

  331. Moose Pucky says:

    101 Choices for Attorney General

  332. Moose Pucky says:

    The Legislature is in Session?

  333. Moose Pucky says:

    Two Unplanned Pregnancies

  334. Moose Pucky says:

    Runner Up

  335. Moose Pucky says:

    Darling Hockey Mom

  336. Moose Pucky says:

    Diary of a Goposaur

  337. Tealwomin says:

    haters,bloggers and the media
    how I made them pay

  338. Moose Pucky says:

    Just Mavricky

  339. Moose Pucky says:

    No Mudflats, No Malarky

  340. Moose Pucky says:

    How to Secede in Life and Politics

  341. Moose Pucky says:

    No Strings Attached

  342. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “See Sarah Run. Run, Sarah, Run.”
    Hey, you gotta target your marketing to your audience!

  343. Moose Pucky says:

    Let me Take My Governor Hat Off for a Moment

  344. Moose Pucky says:

    Predator Control

  345. Moose Pucky says:

    About Me and More

  346. Moose Pucky says:

    About Me

  347. Moose Pucky says:

    Once Upon a Polar Icecap

  348. Moose Pucky says:

    The Good, Bad, and the Witchy

  349. Moose Pucky says:

    The Life and Times of Mooselini

  350. Moose Pucky says:

    Mooselini’s Memoir

  351. Moose Pucky says:

    Goposaur Governor

  352. Moose Pucky says:

    Oops.

    Alaska, Last Bastion of the Goposaurs–My Base

  353. Moose Pucky says:

    Alaska, Last Bastion of the Goposaus

  354. Moose Pucky says:

    Johnnie’s Angel

  355. Moose Pucky says:

    Bridge Over the River Quagmire

  356. Canadian Neighbour says:

    Cruella De Vil in Her Bear Skin

  357. Moose Pucky says:

    See for Pee

  358. mhrt says:

    I would be prettier as a Democrat. Even tho I support AIP
    by sarah palin my life as the Governor of Alaska .

  359. Moose Pucky says:

    And I Support Those Wonderful Troops, Also

  360. Moose Pucky says:

    Fountain of Truth

  361. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “Birth of the Palinban in America – or – How I called a Fatwah on truth and accountability in American Politics” by Sarah Palin

  362. Tealwomin says:

    …And Then She opened Her Mouth

  363. Tealwomin says:

    joan of Arc was no Sarah Palin

  364. gybswtddy says:

    Taking liberties with Shannyn Moore’s comments on Countdown:

    The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe how about:

    The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe

  365. Tealwomin says:

    WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
    the art of lying

  366. Tealwomin says:

    what would Sarah Do
    READ THE BOOK & FIND OUT

  367. Tealwomin says:

    Dr. Patois lol

    my brother is my uncle

    i gave birth to my grandsons brother

  368. whoanellie says:

    “If I Did It: How I Could Have Faked a Pregnancy, Not That I Did”

    (a la OJ Simpson)

  369. Tealwomin says:

    speed pregeancy
    how to give birth in 5 weeks short weeks

  370. Tealwomin says:

    I was a govenor
    and didn’t know it

  371. Dr. Patois says:

    Trig Has Two Mommies

    Whatever the title, I hope flyinyoureye does the cover!

  372. Tealwomin says:

    bring home the bacon
    how Sarah palin cured Pork [with lipstick]

  373. Professor Geezer says:

    AKM, I have another request. Can we have a shiny new thread where we make up the first line of Palin’s book??? Oh, please??????

    This thread is stellar! 🙂 Applause to all mudpups!

  374. Tealwomin says:

    seven mountains,
    seven Palins

  375. Tealwomin says:

    Now Here
    how one word changed Alaska Politicts

    [Nowhere]

  376. Tealwomin says:

    Lying ain’t easy
    How Sarah Palin Hustled the State of Alaska

  377. Tealwomin says:

    audio book, SP reads her book for your listen pleasure…..

    “if you can listen to the whole thing, I’ll pay you per diems

  378. Sammy says:

    “My Friend the Witch Doctor Drove The Demons Out of Me”

  379. Tealwomin says:

    boomerang
    the rise and fall of Sarah

  380. mhrt says:

    sarah palin unfiltered by MSM
    If God only open the door a crack …use a axe.

  381. Tealwomin says:

    when g_d gives you hungry ppl
    bake cookies

  382. Professor Geezer says:

    Sarah Doodles: Notes from the ’08 Campaign

  383. Tealwomin says:

    life is a cookie

  384. Moose Pucky says:

    Make WAR, Not LOVE: Abstinence!

  385. Tealwomin says:

    i got the base, g_d got the crack[ed doors]

  386. Moose Pucky says:

    Arctic Cat

  387. Moose Pucky says:

    Drill, Baby, Drill.

  388. Tealwomin says:

    When Sarah Met Johnnie

  389. Moose Pucky says:

    Watch Me. I Know My Base.

  390. Professor Geezer says:

    Sarah Sorta: Journals & Stuff from 2008

  391. sauerkraut says:

    hahaha, moose!

    Not in My Pajamas…

    of Sarah Palin: Abstaining from Truth, Ethics or anything else necessary for good Government

  392. sauerkraut says:

    Ice-ho, Ice-ho

    It’s off to bed I must go. …

  393. Moose Pucky says:

    Sarah Palin: Not a Blogger in Pajamas

  394. sauerkraut says:

    Sarah Palin: A Real Story of Gonzo Government.

    or, just plain old…

    Gonzo Government.

    Gonzo Governor?

  395. Moose Pucky says:

    Oink

  396. Moose Pucky says:

    See Sarah Run

  397. Moose Pucky says:

    A Chapter Book about My Life

  398. seattlefan says:

    OMG…this thread is hilarious! Some real keepers for sure! Betcha SHE or one of her minions is reading all of this! LOL!

  399. Moose Pucky says:

    Palin’ Around with Palin

  400. Professor Geezer says:

    Which Lipstick Would Jesus Use?
    by Sarah Palin

  401. Moose Pucky says:

    Highlights from Her Highness

  402. Moose Pucky says:

    Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

  403. Laurie NC says:

    Couldnt stay outta this one….. I am now a former lurker…

    Sarah Palin: My bridge and words to nowhere

  404. Moose Pucky says:

    Queen for Awhile

  405. Tealwomin says:

    circle up like musk oxens
    how Sarah palin uses her friends

  406. Moose Pucky says:

    Governor from Here to Nowhere

  407. Tealwomin says:

    over my dead body
    & other Motherly advice

  408. Moose Pucky says:

    How I Became a Role Model for the Women of America

  409. Moose Pucky says:

    This Book May Not Answer Your Actual Questions

  410. Moose Pucky says:

    Awkward Interviews

  411. Moose Pucky says:

    Youcantmakethisstuffupistan

  412. seattlefan says:

    OK, I loved windpond’s “From Here to Obscurity”. I would like to add

    “From Here to Absurdity”

    LOL!!

    I promise…..that is my last one.

  413. Baker's Dozen says:

    McCain’s a democrat: Why Sarah doesn’t have an Oval Office

    The glory of Sarah: How pajama clad bloggers caused the poor salmon runs, and high oil prices, stopped state aid to disaster areas, and forced Mt. Redoubt to erupt but I kept on governin’ from Indiana

  414. Professor Geezer says:

    Wasilla Shiller: When God Tells You To Give

  415. Professor Geezer says:

    My True Story, Also, Too
    by Sarah Palin

  416. Moose Pucky says:

    Pride, Perils and Pitfalls: Palin’s Political Persona

    These Boots are Made for ……

    Straight Talk from a Hockey Mom

    I Have Agreed to a Collaborator, but Every Word is My Own

    I’m Making Millions and You Aren’t

    In My Crosshairs

    My Path to Somewhere

    Palin’s Way

    Why Palin?

    About Me–Sarah Palin

    About My Life, Also Too

    Back Atcha in Alaska (Maybe)

    You Betcha Palin

    1001 Names for Your Alaska Baby

    Real America–by Sarah Palin

  417. Brettapplebaum says:

    I hope this one got in:
    “More On Palin”

  418. Mor-A-Les says:

    Ice-Ho

  419. DuckDriver says:

    Government by Blackberry (or How to Micromanage on the Campaign Trail)

    101 Ways to Throw Your Friends Under the Bus

    Just Say No! How Abstinence Worked for Me and My Family

    Why I Should Rule the World

    So Many Gates, So Little Time

    Hasta La Vista, Wooten!

  420. pearl89 says:

    When Wolves Howl, Helicopters Soar
    Bow Down
    When Momma Grizzlies Go Mad
    Alaska – High on Lies
    Denial-i
    Milking the System
    Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps
    Sarah Palin’s Autobiography in Pictures
    Palin’ Around with Snowbillies
    Trust Me
    From Alaskan Red Neck to VPOTUS Candidate
    Sybil

  421. Baker's Dozen says:

    Witch huntin’ for fun and also profit too, you betcha

  422. akmuckraker says:

    OMG….my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.

    The thought of having to choose….

    This is going to be the longest poll in the world, and I still won’t get a tenth of them.

    (mopping eyes)

  423. Baker's Dozen says:

    Sarah: Alaska’s true bridge to nowhere

    You don’t need to write coherently to get a journalism degree: Success the Palin Way (offer on the back cover–send Sarah 50 cents and two boxtops, and she’ll send you a journalism degree from Palin U.)

    Sarah–the darling of real America

  424. Blue Idaho says:

    “Am I Your Mother”

  425. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Out to lunch

  426. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Serving Sarah

  427. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Three Faces of Sarah

  428. Karen Suriano says:

    To Have and Have More
    The McCain Mutiny
    All My Illegitimate Children
    Out of Africa, The 51st State
    HAIR, and nails and make up and free clothes
    Blathering Heights
    We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Liberals
    Driving Miss Crazy
    All Gods Creatures (are for shootin’ from helicopters)
    How McCain Cost Me the Presidency: The Sarah Palin Story
    Abstaining from Reality

  429. DonnaInMichigan says:

    I’m so pretty.

  430. Mor-A-Les says:

    The Real Sarah Palin Story – Unserious, Incurious, Incompetent, and Clueless.

    All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go

    TRAILER TRASH Morals to live by.

  431. DonnaInMichigan says:

    This is for all you lonely blogger’s

  432. Teresa Sundmark says:

    With a wink and a plate of cookies: A mother’s true story of rebranding the GOP

  433. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “Gullible’s Travails”?

  434. IsyFleur says:

    Boobs for God: From Sarah to Carrie,
    or How Miss America Tried to Save us From Evil

  435. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Miss con…conge…congen…all hell I am nice, also too.

  436. Professor Geezer says:

    Sarah 2.0: My Story So Far
    by Sarah Palin

  437. DonnaInMichigan says:

    You wanna piece of me?

  438. prisonernumber6 says:

    Try these,

    “The Sarah Palin Story – Crayon Chronicles””

    “Sarah spelled backwards is Haras”

    “Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my! Where’s my gun?”

    “The Sarah Palin WORK FROM HOME How-to Book”

  439. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Screw you, I already collected 11 million dollars!

  440. Professor Geezer says:

    The Flautist and the Fishpicker: The Palins of Alaska
    by Sarah Palin

  441. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Sarah’s Excellent Adventure.

  442. IsyFleur says:

    When God Slams the Door – and other mavericky tales

  443. windpond says:

    From Here to Obscurity – The Sarah Palin Story

  444. mlaiuppa says:

    “Ha, Ha, got you to buy the book”

  445. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Burn BEFORE reading

  446. Allan says:

    On a Wink and a Prayer

  447. DonnaInMichigan says:

    I’m too sexy for this book.

  448. Mousekteer says:

    There’ll be no nailin’ -abstinance motivation – by Sarah Palin forward by Levi Johnston

  449. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Red Fuk me Pump Diaries?

  450. Pat Morales says:

    Don’t cry for me, Sarah Palin

    You can’t make this stuff up.

  451. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Don’t Cry for me , Alaska……

  452. bubbles says:

    please stop!! i can’t take anymore. must sleep. must stop reading and laughing. must turn off laptop and cease giggles. we really are some sick mupups. love you peeps…..b

  453. seattlefan says:

    OK, I’m quitting after this post. Good luck AKM! Many great entries to choose from.

    My Heart is a Soulless Hunter……Sarah Palin’s Memoirs
    (drawn from The Heart is a Lonely Hunter)

    Red Heels at Dawn

    Madame de le Moulin Rouge Dans Les Espoirs de la Maison Blanche!
    (could work! She doesn’t really speak English…LOL!)

  454. I don’t have a suggestion. I just have to say this is some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in a long time! I’ve told my Twitter and Facebook friends to check this out. Priceless!

  455. Karen Suriano says:

    “2008 – A Race Odyssey”

  456. Cynamen Winter says:

    “If you can’t win …Cash in!”

  457. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    DonnaInMichigan (#565):

    You forgot one word; it should read
    “I ran for vice president and all I got was LOUSY a book deal.”

  458. BooBooBear says:

    “CRIME DOES PAY….WINK-WINK!”

  459. cooky says:

    Que Sarah Sarah

    I’m Here For The Party

    Persecuted, Prosecuted – Splitting Hairs by Sarah Palin

    Sarah’s GOP: There’s Womb for Everybody

    You’ve Got Mail

    Sarah Palin: Visionary (Re)

    Fatwah’d – The Sarah Palin Saga

  460. Karen Suriano says:

    “Steal This Book (I’ll Expense it to the State)”

  461. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Just Blink

  462. DonnaInMichigan says:

    I ran for vice president and all I got was a book deal.

  463. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    I’m In Charge, But Only If I Don’t Have To Pay The Bill

    (that’s the last one for me…midnight here in GA)

  464. ENOUGHwiththetrainwreck says:

    “I Could Have Been the Decider, there also”

  465. Ryan H says:

    POLITICS for dummies:)

  466. Syrah says:

    A tale of two pregnancies

  467. CO almost native says:

    “Winkin’ My Way to Washington”

    “Governing the Alaska Way”

  468. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Hockey Moms Unite!

    The Mavericky Puck Stops Here In Wasilla

    Thinkin’ Blinkin’ And Winkin’: How I Got Where I Am Today

  469. Cynamen Winter says:

    “The Tempest and the Tundra”

    “Red November”

    “Winked when I shoulda Blinked”

    “Hell Hath No Fury…”

  470. EyeOnYou says:

    101 Ethical Violations
    and how to beat ’em all!

  471. Schizophrenia And Other Gifts from God There.

  472. Mark says:

    Redoubt ash-stimulus cash-MAKE IT GO AWAY!

  473. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    The Winkin’ Way To Success: It Can Work For You Too!

    Follow In My Monkey Pumps: Your Guide To Being Mavericky

    There’s No Business Like Monkey Pump Business

  474. Far from Fenway fan says:

    Winkin’, Slinkin’ and Todd

  475. sauerkraut says:

    Skidmark Journalism.

  476. Mae says:

    Postively Palin
    from moose chilli to diaster…

  477. sauerkraut says:

    Palin’s Perdition: Leading Alaska on the Road to Hell

  478. cookei says:

    Mommyship,Governorship for Dummies

  479. sauerkraut says:

    Sarah Palin: Just Another Wascal From Wasilla

  480. Mark says:

    Blogger me mate! We ain’t in Iderho anymore, Toddo.

  481. sauerkraut says:

    Sarah Palin: My Father’s Daughter

  482. Chaim says:

    I’ll never get through all of these — may I suggest an improvement on Kimosabe’s (#134) suggestion:

    YES I CAN!
    (Make This Stuff Up)

    “I May Not Tell You What You Want To Know, But I Know What I Want To Tell You”

  483. sauerkraut says:

    Undaunted Hubris – The Sarah Palin Story

  484. sauerkraut says:

    The Sarah Palin Trilogy.

    Book 1: The Fellowship.

    Book 2: Energy Independence.

    Book 3: Hunger in the Yukon.

    Book 4: Return to the House of Heath.

    {yeah, I know. but the answer is obvious.]

  485. Kat says:

    “Reality on Planet Palin”

  486. sauerkraut says:

    The Shotgun in an Airplane: How Sarah Palin Saved Alaska’s Natural Resources.

  487. lynnrockets says:

    Who Is Sarah Palin? Idaho, Alaska!

  488. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Booty Thangin’ The Alaska Way

    Snap Judgment: Why I Said Yes Without Talking, No I Did Talk To My Family

    Palin Around With AIP

    My House And The Hockey Rink: My Favorite Things In Wasilla

    No Work Involved: My Jobs As Mayor And Governor

  489. pvazwindy says:

    The Life and Times of a Wolfslayer

  490. lynnrockets says:

    Mommie Weirdest

  491. lynnrockets says:

    2008: A Space Oddity

  492. pvazwindy says:

    Tiptoeing Thru the Moose Nuggets

  493. austintx says:

    How To : Be Useless 24/7

  494. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Nailin Palin?

  495. lynnrockets says:

    From Here To Absurdity

  496. pvazwindy says:

    D.C. or Bust

  497. lynnrockets says:

    The Daze of Whine and Moses

  498. sauerkraut says:

    Democracy Failing: How Voters Screwed Sarah Palin in Not Recognizing Her Greatness.

  499. sauerkraut says:

    Abstinence is for Losers and Other People’s Daughters.

  500. sauerkraut says:

    Audacity of Tripe.

  501. lynnrockets says:

    Drillin’ and Killin’

  502. lynnrockets says:

    The Lie That Came In From The Cold

  503. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Truthiness Without The Truth

    Everything No One Wants To Hear About Me

    Mama Bear’s Family Secrets

    Goldilock’s Not Sleeping In My Bed!

  504. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “WWJSOACLT? or….Who Would Jesus Screw Over and Compulsively Lie To?”

  505. lynnrockets says:

    Arctic Blunder

  506. I’m Humbly Modest About Being a GOP Role Model ~ by Sarah H. Palin

  507. lynnrockets says:

    To Slur With Love

  508. Sourdough mullet hussein palin says:

    “Runnin’ on Empty”

  509. Repiglican says:

    “Mama Palin’s Guide To Surviving The Apocalypse: I’ll Start It And This Book Will Tell You How To Survive It!” (Bible Not Included)

  510. cat says:

    Circle the Musk Ox

  511. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Political Goddess, You Betcha!

    Voting “Right” The Alaska Way

    Gates, Gates And More Gates

  512. Lee323 says:

    101 Dominations: Getting My Own Way

  513. Nancy says:

    If Evolution is true, I Wouldn’t be Here

    (not original)

  514. EmLittleBear says:

    Good Enough Is Great: The Palin Doctrine
    Pallin’ Around With Palin
    Mediocracy: Redefining The Republican Party Palin Style

  515. London Bridges says:

    Sara is just a four letter word!

  516. Martha, red faced today says:

    How to Seek Out an Destroy Pajama Dressed Bloggers in The Series of Tubes

    a footnote will point out the fold out map in the middle.

  517. Lisabeth says:

    Sarah Palin Unfiltered

    The First Dude And Me

  518. Star says:

    Here’s a ” toast” to all you wonderful mudpups and our awsome leader AKM..Sending your favorite drink to ya!! Enjoy…We might be old or young , but we all have a common goal..Take care of one another, nd be there for them..Aww Shucks i”m etting teary eye…Luv you guys…(((hugs))))

  519. MissSunshine says:

    The Sarah Palin Story: In My Own Words (or at any rate the dictionary of words, which I own).

    Of Course, It’s All About Me

    Sarah-centric!!

    Governing Alaska: It’s More Work than I Thought

  520. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    How To Be Me…

    The Straight Talk Fiasco: How I Lost The 2008 Election

    AIP Forever: The New Alaska

    Paying For It: Guide To Free Public Money

  521. Martha, red faced today says:

    WOW! Looks like there may have to be a variety categories for all these great titles! Sooo many good ones!

    I Gotcha This Time !

  522. Lisabeth says:

    How A Beauty Pageant Prepared Me for Politics

    Sarah Palin; Moose Whisperer

  523. Lee323 says:

    Charge of the Slight Brigade: How the Bloggers Hurt My Feelings

  524. pvazwindy says:

    Sarah: The New Politics of Alaska

  525. lynnrockets says:

    Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder

  526. zyggy says:

    Can’t speak? Just Wink!

  527. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Counting 101: 40 weeks, 9 months, plus/minus a bunch of days

  528. Lee323 says:

    Zen and The Art of Abstinence (Ghost Rider…The Dud)

  529. CrabbyPatty says:

    Arrested Development: The Saran Palin Story

  530. mudflats fan says:

    Magical Thinking: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governance and Abstinence

  531. Idaho to Alaska ~ How I went from Spud to Dud

  532. CrabbyPatty says:

    The Nothing Book: Special Commemorative Sarah Palin Edition

  533. BJA says:

    Clothes Encounters of The Blurred Mind

  534. 24owls says:

    The True Story of Me and the AIP, the GOP, and what the GOD Told Me.

  535. BlancheMadison says:

    All My Wisdom (A Leaflet by Sarah Palin)

    Sarah Palin’s Big Book of Fancy Pageant Walkin’

    Steal This Book (and Deny It All Later!)

  536. drew from lil ol texas says:

    With Forward by: Dead Turkey Talking!

  537. CrabbyPatty says:

    All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governing
    Much Ado About Nothing: The Sarah Palin Story
    God and Me at North Idaho College (with apologies to William F. Buckley)

  538. drew from lil ol texas says:

    Slaughter Wolves, Chop Off Paw & Collect $150.00 Goverment Handout, Plus Other Sarah Palin Pro-Life Hypocricies!!

  539. lynnrockets says:

    Caribou Tales

  540. Lisabeth says:

    Someone needs to send a tweet to the governor showing her all the wonderful title ideas for her!! I can only imagine the disgusting choice she might come up with!!

  541. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    The Lipstick Piggy…Tales From The Swine.

    How To Succeed Without Ever Accomplishing Anything.

  542. mudflats fan says:

    Also, Too: A Ghostwritten Life

  543. austintx says:

    You can catch Shanynn give mudflats a shout-out about this thread on KO here : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/

  544. BJA says:

    Witch Way Up.
    My rise in national politics.

  545. Tealwomin says:

    Alaska Loves ME
    & 10 Other Dreams

  546. BJA says:

    Lyin’ In Winter.
    (And Spring. And Fall. And Summer. Also.)

  547. Tealwomin says:

    When Dummies Win

  548. London Bridges says:

    Absinthe. Obstinance, Absence or Abstinence: I’m sure one of these will work!

  549. mudflats fan says:

    Speaking in Tongues: An Autobiography of Sarah Palin
    Rapture Ready: The Governor from Wasilla
    Godzilla from Wasilla
    Gobble, Gobble: A Turkey’s Tale
    End-Times: A Hagiography of Sarah Palin
    Sarah Palin: An Ersatz Life
    Ban This Book! The Sarah Palin Story
    Book to Nowhere: The Sarah Palin Story

  550. moseyon says:

    How all my Sour Grapes turned to Whine

  551. Tealwomin says:

    The Skinny On Winning

  552. Tealwomin says:

    Sarah Palin: The Woman Without A Brain

    The Pork Wore Lipstick

    Animals Are my Best Friends: Thats Why I kill Them

    The Toddlers Guide to Winning Elections

  553. Star says:

    “The real Sarah” The gift that just keeps on giving!!

  554. Lee323 says:

    The McCain Mutiny: One Whacko’s Story from the Campaign Trail

  555. Star says:

    “The real Sarah” The gift that just keeps giving!!!

  556. London Bridges says:

    I may get busted, but I ain’t flat broke!

  557. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    “Per Diems, and Pac’s And Clothes…Oh My!”

  558. austintx says:

    “And You Thought It Was a Bad Dream”

  559. Bucfan says:

    The Call of the Wild (Well There Was Till We Shot Them All From Helicopters)
    Fear of Flying (And Not Being Allowed to Shoot Wolves)
    Valley of the Dulls

  560. Tealwomin says:

    I Was Right People Will Believe Anything

  561. CO almost native says:

    BFF: Me, Myself, and I”

    “Tweeting My Way to the Presidency”

  562. Shadow's Heart says:

    Armed And Disingenuous The Sarah Palin Story

    Blessed By God Yet Hated By Bloggers In Pj’s Where Did I Go Wrong By Sarah Palin

  563. Tealwomin says:

    Power Winking Takes alot of Engery Also

  564. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    bringing over from the original thread – 1st page.

    “Sarah: The Uncovered Truth In Her Own Worlds”

  565. Tealwomin says:

    The Book Of Sarah
    Who Needs A Key, When God Is Your LockSmith

    READ THIS BOOK NOW
    Tomorrow Will Be Too Later Also

  566. CO almost native says:

    “Palin’ with the Palins”

    “Gettin’ Back to Ya: What I Learned While Campaigning”

    “The Pig Wears Lipstick and Other Fairy Tales” by Sarah Palin

    “How to Wink Your Way to Power”

  567. Lee323 says:

    Anglers and Demons: Race-baiting for profit and gain

    Gone With the Windbag

  568. honestyinGov says:

    1. “From High-School… to High-Office”…..my Paling around Friends.

    2. Nepotism – thy Name is Sarah

    And this name/word I saw on Huffpo today. Not mine but it fits. simply…

    3. “Govzilla” …….or “Govzilla Attacks Washington”
    (can you picture her clinging to the top of the Capital Building-rather than the Empire State Building )

  569. Dame says:

    The Lipstick Pig Whisperer

  570. Dame says:

    How I made Millions Working Part-time and You Can Too, I Mean Also, No, To

  571. Ripley in CT says:

    One more:

    “Saranomics: I Get What You Pay For”

  572. GlobalVillage says:

    So true austintx – the collective energy here could fire up a power plant!

  573. Dame says:

    Sarah Palin Speaks, How I sought Fame, Fortune and Even Distortion of Relationships.

    All My Daughters Children

  574. Ripley in CT says:

    “Idaho: Who you callin’ a ho?” The Sarah Palin Journalism Story

  575. austintx says:

    445 Jen in Japan Says:
    May 13th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
    Palinoscopy

    What Happens in Juneau, Stays Off My Agenda

    I Meant to Do That: Sarah’s Big Adventure
    *********************************************
    Funny !!

  576. London Bridges says:

    “Even a person who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a Palin when the Sarah bane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright”.

  577. austintx says:

    The pace is blistering…….person can’t leave for more than a minute………….

  578. Jen in Japan says:

    Palinoscopy

    What Happens in Juneau, Stays Off My Agenda

    I Meant to Do That: Sarah’s Big Adventure

  579. Ripley in CT says:

    “Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell on Me!”

  580. CO almost native says:

    “Sarah Get Yer Gun or I Can See Bloggers from My Window”

    “Word Salad for Dummies”

    “Naughty Monkeys Made for Walking: The Political Travels of Sarah Palin”

    (heh heh…got to go back and read the rest, popcorn at hand but no liquids)

  581. Memphis, NY says:

    Blizzard of Words

  582. grainnekathleen says:

    Taking Life One Per Diem at a Time

  583. aha says:

    Macro Governing: Exclusively

    Sarah Palin on Deceptive Governing

    Sarah Palin : Governing For Dummies

    How to Stay In Office While Doing Nothing

    Where In the World is Sarah Sandiego?

    How to Govern Alaska – Blackberry Style

    Sarah Heath Palin: How I Saved Alaska

    Governing 2009 : Appointing Friends to Government Success

  584. grainnekathleen says:

    sarahccuda – how to eat your competition alive

  585. Karin in CT says:

    You puppies rock! Thanks for the laughs!

    “How to Influence Your Friends and Alienate All Other People”

    “And She’s Tweating Her Blackberry to Heaven”

  586. aussiegal77 says:

    Hmm…..

    “A History of Sarah. Also.”

    “Why I Didn’t Blink”

    “So Many Words, So Little Time”

    “Bloggers – Why They Hate America. And me, also.”

    “McCain & Me”

    “Russia – It’s Closer Than You Think”

  587. GlobalVillage says:

    “The wheels on the bus go . . . . THUMP”

  588. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah Palin: the Ice Woman Cometh

  589. Ripley in CT says:

    Beyond the Palindrome

  590. Doggonit says:

    No, You Can’t – Yes, I Can

  591. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah Palin: the Gospel Truth About the Sex, Lies, and Video Tape.

  592. aoeu says:

    Membraneth!

  593. Doggonit says:

    The Pitbull Martyr in Lipstick

  594. akgrrl says:

    The Woman Who Kills All the Wolves

  595. bubbles says:

    “the puss ‘n the boots”…….”desire under the volcano”……”kissing alaska goodbye”…..b

  596. Doggonit says:

    Who Wants To Be A Millionaie and President?

  597. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah Palin: how to Updo and Outdo the Competition

  598. London Bridges says:

    Night of the Living Palins

  599. Doggonit says:

    Seriously Frivolous

  600. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah Palin: the Mama Grizzly of Alaskan Politics

  601. Martha, red faced today says:

    Poor Pitiful Picked on Me, My Presidential Platform

  602. grainnekathleen says:

    Granny Palin: my Life as a Fertile Myrtle

  603. Badmoodman says:

    Sarah Tonin’

  604. Repercussions Nothanks says:

    Governor Pilgrim: the Sarah Palin Story

  605. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah: any Time is a Good Time for Goodbyes

  606. Ripley in CT says:

    “Nowhere, Alaska” The story of Sarah Palin’s political aspirations

  607. grainnekathleen says:

    Hot Sex on a Snowmachine, or my Life as an Alaskan Beauty Queen (partially sponsored by Arctic Cat)

  608. Dame says:

    The End Days of Our Lives

    Do These Lies Make Me Look Fat?

  609. Candy Knight says:

    It’s My Party and I can Lie If I Want To

  610. Sherry says:

    “The Devil’s in the Details – That’s why I avoid them”

  611. Oh Lord, the temptation is just too much.

    “The Tapping of the Gash”
    “How The Gash was Tapped”
    “The Gash in Alaska”

    Should I go on?
    Hahahahaha

    Sorry but I just couldn’t resist.

  612. Oh Lord, the temptation is just too much.

    “The Tapping of the Gash”
    “How The Gash was Tapped”
    “The Gash in Alaska”

    Should I go on?
    Hahahahaha

    Sorry but I just couldn’t resist.

  613. Doreen says:

    Gone With the Polar Bears

  614. Canadian Neighbour says:

    “I Keep Knockin’ But Someone Locked the Door”

    This is addictive like giving drugs to an addict — I gotta stop!!!!!

  615. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah: Beauty is a Beast (and shoots beasts, too, also)

  616. grainnekathleen says:

    the greatest story ever sold

  617. Professor Geezer says:

    Here’s a variation:

    A Fishpicker in Pumps: The Sarah Palin Story

  618. Obamanos says:

    Fertilla Wasilla…OMG…I’m still laughing…everybody has great titles…but the person who came up with Fertilla Wasilla or Fertilla from Wasilla…oh my …..tears, snot…laughter…too hilarious.

  619. grainnekathleen says:

    Sarah Palin: Girl from Wasilla to Queen of Alaska, You Betcha!

  620. MyChildrenAreOffLimits says:

    Grapes of Graft
    All My Lies
    The Days of Our Lies
    Great White Dope
    Bitchcraft
    The Old Man and Me
    Grab It, Run!
    The Gospel of Sarah Palin: To Hell with science; Have faith in ME!

  621. InJuneau says:

    To follow up to AKRaven’s suggestion:

    Who’s Sarah?

    or

    What’s Sarah?

  622. Professor Geezer says:

    When Fishpickers Wear High Heels: The Sarah Palin Story

  623. Dame says:

    Tradin Babies

    Coffee Time with Sarah and Sherry

    All my Babies, my story of a Virgin Birth

  624. BigLake says:

    No Thank You, A Book from Nowhere

  625. Ripley in CT says:

    A nod to Abbie Hoffman:

    “Burn This Book”

  626. AKRaven says:

    “Where’s Sarah?” She wouldn’t have to write this one, but only show off her geographical knowledge of Alaska. She could be in the crowd of towns in Alaska and viewers would try to find her. This would be better than her ACTUALLY having to go to towns across Alaska, and the reader would learn a little Alaskan geography. A win for all concerned!

  627. London Bridges says:

    Beyond The Palin

  628. Ripley in CT says:

    I am laughing hysterically from reading these posts. You people are incredibly funny.

    “People who need Sheeple: The Sarah Palin story”

  629. Repiglican says:

    “Doorknobs Are For Wusses”

  630. KateinCanada says:

    Show Me a Door

  631. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Also, Too.

  632. Lee323 says:

    Sarah’s Book of Revelations (Ghost writer….God)

  633. Ripley in CT says:

    A Wind in the Door: How God blew open my Future.

  634. Repiglican says:

    “Sarah Palin’s Favorite Cookie Recipes – Learn How To Bake Your Way Out Of Any Situation!”

  635. Canadian Neighbour says:

    I Promoted My High School Yearbook

    Pallin’ Around With My High School Delinquents

  636. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Sarah Palin: UNPLUGGED

  637. Ripley in CT says:

    The Baby Name Book. Palin style.

  638. KateinCanada says:

    Or, misquoting Sue-
    I’ll find out and get back AT ya!

  639. justafarmer says:

    @InJuneau: your last one made me think of a song!
    “Griftin’, griftin’, griftin’ on a river”
    (apologies to Tina Turner)

  640. Ripley in CT says:

    I know this one is technically already taken, but how about “The Secret”? LOL

  641. Ripley in CT says:

    The Palinstine Prophecy

  642. Professor Geezer says:

    Recipes for a New America: The Sarah Palin Cookbook

  643. justafarmer says:

    Can’t resist this one for the Christian-imprint version:
    The Palin-Driven Life

  644. Ripley in CT says:

    The Devil wears Prada.

  645. cooky says:

    I can’t stop!

    Stairway to Heaven-The Sarah Palin Climb

    Iron Womb

  646. MinNJ says:

    How to Become a Millionaire on Taxpayer’s Funds: The Sarah Palin Story

  647. Ripley in CT says:

    WAR and Piece.

  648. Lee323 says:

    Audacity of a Dope (many credited with this one)

    Dreams of My Fat head

    Malice in Wonderland

    The Velveteen Grab-it (and run)

    O, Babble on!

    The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Governors

  649. Canadian Neighbour says:

    “I’m Running Out of Places to Hide the Bodies”

    “Some People Are Alive Cause It’s Illegal to Shoot Them”

    “I Can See Bloggers From My Helicopter”

    This is too much fun!!!!!!!!

  650. InJuneau says:

    Grifting, Grifting over the Ocean Blue (Putin, I SEE You!)

  651. InJuneau says:

    Cronyism 101–How to give jobs to all your high school buds, especially if they like cows

  652. InJuneau says:

    Protectin’ Real America when Putin Rears His Ugly Head, or All My Foreign Experience Also Too

  653. MinNJ says:

    The Tweeting Twitterer: Tales of a Grifter

  654. Bea says:

    “IT’S GOTTA BE ALL ABOUT JOB CREATION: The Secret to Getting Postions for Which You Are Completely Unqualified!”

    “CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN: Setting Up Your Own Legal Defense Fund for Fun and Profit!”

  655. London Bridges says:

    If the empathy belly fits, you must acquit!

  656. sue says:

    Or

    “I’ll Find Out and Git Back to Ya”

  657. sue says:

    Or

    “How You Too Also Can Be a Dummy and Governor Too Also”

  658. sue says:

    How about
    “Alaska – Its All About ME And For ME”

    “Throw Sarah Under the Train”

    “My Way or the Highway to Nowhere”

    “God Made Me Do It”

  659. EyeOnYou says:

    The Palin Family :
    kooks & Liars

    Rouge Cou:
    Sarah Style

    Bluff & Bluster:
    How I did it!

    See Sarah Run
    Run Sarah Run

    ATTACK!
    My life story by Sarah Palin

  660. UK Lady says:

    The Legend of Robbin’ Cuda

  661. Sarah Palin: My Life’s Story – I Didn’t Blink and Just Did What God Told ME To Do – Honestly, Also

  662. empish says:

    “The Silence of the Turkeys”

  663. anon blogger says:

    My Favorite….from….

    whiskyotter @ #316

    What to Expect When You’re Faking Expecting

    Great one!!! ROFLOL Thanks!!

  664. Doggonit says:

    “No Returns, No Refunds”

  665. cooky says:

    OK – This is addictive:

    Dude, Where’s My Clothes?

    Planes, Trains & Automobiles – You Paid For ‘Em!

    From Nyet to Da – My Foreign Policy Experience

    Also Katie….

    Throw Mama From The Train

    Permalips

    Pipe Dreams

    A Wasilla Home Companion

    Above Average: The Contrived History of the Palin Family

    Moosepoopin

    Glory Daze

    We’re Better Than The Johnstons

    PAC My Bags

  666. Tealwomin says:

    I Eat Live Boogers
    The Alaskas On-line Press Almost Caught Me

  667. mhrt says:

    Traveling the road to NO where.

    Alaska’s RED hot momma.

    The world according to GINO.

    A visit to my world, the scary truth.

  668. Doggonit says:

    “How I Got Recalled” by Sarah P

  669. Dame says:

    Tuesdays with Moron
    (not original to me but made me laugh)

  670. Me, Sarah – A True Story (of a Hypocrite)

  671. Doggonit says:

    “The Great Palin Train Wreck”

    “Effectively Governor – in only 5 minutes a day for dummies” by A Dummy

  672. UK Lady says:

    How to win Fools and Influence Sheeple

  673. Martha, red faced today says:

    Vacant and Vapid Striving for VP

  674. austintx says:

    “Alaska Baby , Was It Good ?? I Loved It !!”

  675. 0whole1 says:

    Missed Congeniality

  676. Figjam says:

    …Known as Maverick or The Maverick wears Prada…

  677. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Washington Winks, the Nation Blinks

  678. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Ah, Professor, I’m on the same track

    Winkin’ my way from Wasilla to Washington

  679. 0whole1 says:

    Other People’s Money

  680. Professor Geezer says:

    Wink Your Way To The Top

  681. Tealwomin says:

    Crack Doors
    How Sarah Palin Squeezed her Way Into the Nation Spotlight

  682. You Can Just Make This Stuff Up! Also.

  683. London Bridges says:

    The totally incredible but true (wink, wink) story of poor, misunderstood Sarah Heath Palin (press here to make a donation)

  684. 0whole1 says:

    Me Guv You Long Time

  685. Tealwomin says:

    Sarah Palin
    The End of an Error

    The Palin Doctrine
    [Do Not Read Unsupervised]

    Pit Bulls, Monkeys, and Bear Cubs
    A Bed Time Fable -or – How to cure Your Insomnia

  686. 0whole1 says:

    See, Spot, Run

  687. MonaLisa IS MY NAME! says:

    If At First You Don’t Succeed…
    … Lie, Lie Again!

  688. 0whole1 says:

    Sarah Palin: Victim of Circus Pants

  689. whiskyotter says:

    Minneapolis on $59,000 a Day

  690. BigPete says:

    Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: The strange and terrible saga of Sarah Palin

  691. “How Red Shoes and Down’s Syndrome Almost Got Me Into the White House”

  692. Lainey says:

    wow…over 300 responses! the creative juices are flowing

  693. yardwork says:

    My stomach is starting to hurt – mudpups you make me laugh… hats off to all. =)

  694. whiskyotter says:

    I like “Six Years, Five Colleges, Four Kids, Three Jobs, Two Grandkids, One Husband and Zero High School Graduates Later: My True Story” from Miss Demeanor (p. 2).

    And a partridge in a pear tree…

  695. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Grover Says:
    May 13th, 2009 at 2:31 PM

    Sorry, Ga Peach. Wasn’t trying to steal your title; I posted my before reading all the others.
    ———-
    No worries, Grover. Yours is better.

  696. SameOld says:

    Huey Long in Drag

  697. London Bridges says:

    How To Succeed In Politics Only By Lying

  698. Dame says:

    It Takes a Village Idiot

    Who’s Your Mama?

    A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House

  699. whiskyotter says:

    Moose Stew for the Ethically Challenged Soul

  700. whiskyotter says:

    Who Moved My Vice Presidency?

  701. Caprityme says:

    I, Narcissus:
    How I Bamboozled, Bullied and BS’ed My Way to Fame…And I Ain’t Done Yet!

  702. London Bridges says:

    Que Sarah Sarah (Whatever Will Be Will Be)

  703. Professor Geezer says:

    From Sandpoint to Wasilla: The Life and Times of a Alaskan Hockey Mom

  704. austintx says:

    “Alaska , Kiss My Ass”

  705. whiskyotter says:

    What to Expect When You’re Faking Expecting

  706. phoebe says:

    Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me……sorry I stole that from Miss California

  707. austintx says:

    “Write This ? I Don’t Even Read”

  708. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Whine and Dine: Sarah Palin’s Cookbook for Sissies

  709. WakeUpAmerica says:

    I’ll Have Cheese With My Whine

  710. whiskyotter says:

    Sarah: When Jesus Rears His Head, I Listen

  711. austintx says:

    “Tripe , Drivel , Lies……..The Combo Plate of My Life”

  712. Dr. Patois says:

    Days of Whine and Ruses

    or

    Days of Whine and Poses

  713. Martha, red faced today says:

    Why I wrote this book because I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media, Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years, except this one

  714. anon blogger says:

    Sarah’s Wildlife Coloring Book

  715. laura says:

    The Audacity of Dope

  716. wearyvoter says:

    I haven’t had time to read all of these, so if this repeats anyone, I apologize:

    Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

  717. Gramiam says:

    Clueless in Wasilla – The Sarah Palin Story

    With Six You Get Juneau

    Pride and Precipice

  718. honestyinGov says:

    1. “INTOXICATING – Drunk on Power”

    2. ” Traveling the Political Highway…ALWAYS turning RIGHT”

    3. NASCAR Fans Heart (insert the ‘heart’ symbol here) Palin- Our Maverick turns RIGHT.. Not Left

  719. PatD says:

    Skypiloting … for dummys

  720. Irishgirl says:

    The devil made me say that..

  721. InJuneau says:

    North State Grifter

  722. Dr. Patois says:

    Oh, I forgot…

    Sarah’s Labours Lost

  723. Professor Geezer says:

    Jesus on my BlackBerry
    by Sarah H. Palin

  724. zyggy says:

    Brainless in Wasilla

  725. Irishgirl says:

    Fertilla in Wasilla.

  726. Sherry says:

    “An Incovenient Goof”

  727. justafarmer says:

    Fall of an Angel: The story of Sarah-fin
    (ok, I’m stretching it now)

  728. Professor Geezer says:

    Meet Me In The Refuge State: End Time Notes with Sarah Palin

  729. Grover says:

    Sorry, Ga Peach. Wasn’t trying to steal your title; I posted my before reading all the others.

  730. Dr. Patois says:

    She could just “borrow” from Bill

    The Comedy of Sarah
    Much Ado About Sarah
    The Taming of the Shrew
    The Tempest

    or

    A Tale of Two Sarahs

    Bleak House, The Palins of Wasilla

    The Origins of Sarah

    Are You Experienced?

    Steal This Book!

    A Convenient Truth

    Crime Without Punishment

    You Can Make This Stuff Up!

    Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Me!

  731. katiebegood says:

    Or, how about “Word Salad, Musings of Sarah Palin”.

  732. katiebegood says:

    I apologize if this has already been posted.

    Stupid is as Stupid does.

  733. austintx says:

    “Alaska , You Just Got Punked”

  734. Professor Geezer says:

    Joan of Wasilla: The Sarah Palin Story

  735. cooky says:

    Gird Your Loins-The Sarah Palin Story

    Dont Cry For Me Wasilla by Evita Palin

    These Little Town Blues

    Under The Bus

    Spawned

    Per Diem – A Day In the Kingdom

    Pomp and Pagentry

    Walk A Mile In My Naughty Monkeys

    Pivot, Wave, Smile – You Just Can’t Blink

    Out Of Context – The Classic Sarah Palin

  736. True Dem says:

    “Polar Bears And Wolves AND Turkeys, Oh My!”

  737. GlobalVillage says:

    “Tfpoiejwoaisf niot siovut hioeshfg”

  738. London Bridges says:

    Sarah’s Trace Your Ancestry Home DNA Kit: Find Out Who Your Real Relatives Are And Who Is Just A Visitor! (Includes A Lockable Scrapbook!)

  739. Martha, red faced today says:

    Scientology and Jesus, I Don’t Get It Either

    Can You Even Dye My Eyes To Match My Gown?

  740. Professor Geezer says:

    Rats. Should be:

    “Call Me Sarah”: From Wasilla to Juneau

  741. anon blogger says:

    Sarah, The Barbarian

    (did someone also say that…I just can’t remember all of them….don’t want to step on toes)

    Parah Salin (from my granddaughter! She caught me!)

  742. Lonnie says:

    Carabou Barbie Speaks

    All My Wassilla Hillbilles

    The Lying Game

    The Beauty Queen of Right Wing Politics

    GOD Speaks to Sarah Palin

    The Beauty and the Beast Expose

  743. seattlefan says:

    Ethics Shrugged

    I Can See The White House From My House

  744. Sherry says:

    “Abstinence and Malice”

  745. Grover says:

    Winkin’, Not Blinkin’, and Todd

  746. Professor Geezer says:

    “Call Me Sarah”: From Wasilla to the Juneau

  747. justafarmer says:

    @austintx:
    well, ya know, “mudpups just wanna have fun!”

  748. Sherry says:

    “My Trip to Niemans”

    or simply

    “Also”

  749. phoebe says:

    The Life & Times of a Grifter

  750. Martha, red faced today says:

    I Will Tell You Why The Oceans Near The Shore Also Too

    After Confirin’ With Jesus Here I Am

  751. Professor Geezer says:

    Sarahcuda! How Basketball Shaped My Political Philosophy

    Maverick Moves: How a Wasilla Mom Became the VP nominee

  752. GlobalVillage says:

    “O, if I only had a brain . . “

  753. Blooper says:

    “Sarah Palin: The Unstoppable Ginocerous”

  754. austintx says:

    At this pace – I think this thread will have the most posts of all. We still have the afternoon and evening shift to go. Yay lurkers !! AKM has her work cut out for her. Great titles guys !!

  755. clydedog says:

    How to do it until the courts make you stop.

  756. Blooper says:

    Ok, last ones from me. =)

    “Sarah Palin: Smiting Liberals For You And Me”

    “Sarah Shrugged”

  757. Martha, red faced today says:

    My Ding-a-Derry Life and Times Also

  758. yardwork says:

    To Mock and Kill a Polar Bear

  759. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Pageant Waves and Flute Notes

  760. anon blogger says:

    I have laughed all the way town to here. All are great!!! LOL

    Fairy Tales Can Come True
    by Meg Stapleton…I mean Sarah Plain

    Democrats Would Have Loved Me

    Sarah Who?

    Addictive……

  761. Scott Palin says:

    I think I like these two the best:

    Pulling Out Early

    A Wink in Time

  762. rebekkah says:

    “Rebels and How to Achieve, More, More More!!!”

  763. rebekkah says:

    “Barracuda Bytes”

  764. Martha, red faced today says:

    This one made me laugh the most, thanks UKLady!

    “The Vagina Moronlogues’

  765. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Clueless in Wasilla

    On a clear day I can see Juneau

  766. zyggy says:

    Sarahface

    I had Scarahface before, but I like Sarahface better, =)

  767. clydedog says:

    Mein Pomp

  768. Professor Geezer says:

    And one more that I posted on Progressive AK:

    Jesus In Her Handbag: The Sarah Heath Palin Story

  769. Professor Geezer says:

    Here are a couple more I posted on Progressive AK –

    Pageant Walker: Why an AK Governor Wears Naughty Monkey Shoes

    “Sarah, Smile!” or How an Hall and Oates Song Inspired a Political Career

  770. seattlefan says:

    2012…A Space Cadet’s Odyssey —Wishful Thinking

    Grim Fairy Tales

    The Accidental Governor

    Fear and Loathing in Alaska

    A Hypocrite’s Guide to the Universe

    (he he..this is fun!)

  771. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Queen Esther Reincarnate

  772. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Sarah: Unplugged

  773. austintx says:

    AKM – You got a live one here !! Lurkers are out in force !!

    Ah-h…….FUN TIMES !!

  774. GlobalVillage says:

    “Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest”

  775. Bonnie says:

    The Audacity of Stupid

  776. Seagull Junker Palin says:

    I love this one: “Nonsense and Nonsensibility”

  777. Blooper says:

    “The Memoirs of Sarah Palin – Or, How To Waste 12 Hours Of Your Life For Less Than $30!”

  778. DonnaInMichigan says:

    The Unchained Memoir (Unchained Melody)
    The five faces of Sarah.
    Pro-America!

  779. London Bridges says:

    Bride of Chance The Gardener

    Ethics Are For Sissies

  780. Obamanos says:

    Top Ten Book Titles:

    10. Why Stupid People Matter Also Too

    9. In This Great Nation With I

    8. Crippling The Leftwing With Bullets Sold At Your Fireworks Stand

    7. Lipstick for a Dipstick!

    8. Vice President Cheney, My Hero, My Guy, My GOD …He just shot me!

    6. Todd and I and Them and Us: A Palin Family Life History Making In My Own
    Words Without The Elite Lies Also

    5. Sarah Speaks! And In Only The Way She Can!

    4. You Know You’re A Redneck If…We Make Levi Look All Harvard-y

    3. My Spokesgal Is An Idiot! How To Hire People Who Are Smarter Than You Can Be Too!

    2. I’m So Tired of Siding. Buy This Book.

    And the number one title for Sarah Palin’s book:

    “My Autobiography Written In A Car”

    That’s what that means, isn’t it?

  781. DaninCA says:

    L’État c’est Moi. (I am the State)

  782. Professor Geezer says:

    Life IS Like a Box of Chocolates: The Sarah Palin Story

  783. Enjay in E.MT says:

    Having It All, At Other’s Expense

  784. rebekkah says:

    I’ve got to stop; this is addictive. One more; “I Did It My Way”.

  785. Baker's Dozen says:

    Sarah Palin: Me, Myself, and I. How I stretched my 15 minutes of infamy into a long, tortured winter for natives, polar bears, teens, rape and incest victims, wolves, Levi, non Arctic Cat fans, my kids (leave them out of this) and anyone else that can’t get me money from the oil mavens.

  786. akmuckraker says:

    I Can See a Royalty Check from My House!

    ….stepping away….

  787. Ennealogic says:

    One more:

    Of Course I Wrote This Book

  788. rebekkah says:

    “Where Grifters Dare”

    “I am the Cookie Monster”

  789. akmuckraker says:

    I was over on Progressive Alaska and suggested:

    WAR and Sleaze
    and
    How to Promote Friends and Irritate People
    😉

  790. Ennealogic says:

    All and Everything – About Me!

    Life Is Real Only Then When I Am in the Spotlight

    Faking It Made Simple

    99 Ways to Lose an Election

    Happiness Is a Warm AK-47

    The Fine Art of Grifting: How to Set Up PACs and Trust Funds

    Imagine … Me Governing You

    (Gah, this is too easy… must .. stop .. now ..)

  791. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Palinocchio? Nah…………..

  792. DonnaInMichigan says:

    Sarracudda

  793. Nana of the Chesapeake says:

    Grifter Tales: Book 1: How the Naughty Monkey Shoes Helped Me Jump the Shark

  794. DonnaInMichigan says:

    See Sarah Run

  795. anon blogger says:

    The Universe Revolves Around Me, Katie
    by Sarah Plain

  796. Seagull Junker Palin says:

    Hypocrisy from Heaven

  797. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Ineffectual

  798. star the wonder pup says:

    A Brief History of the Universe that Centers Around Me Also.

  799. oregonbird says:

    I Was Alaska
    (One Year Later)

  800. Fish HAwk Road Jody says:

    Wasilla Chillbilly: Mavericky Maven

    No Ethics:A Grifters Family Tale

    Sarh Palin ,Governor/ Journalist: A Degree Too Far

    Sarah Palin: My Life As A Stupid Star

    Lying Liars and How I Became One

    Election Rejection by Maverick Deception

  801. Blooper says:

    Sarah Palin: Destroying Ethics Complaints One Hater At A Time”

  802. Pepper1939 says:

    Are You Smarter Than An Alaska Governor?

  803. Nebraska is not next to Alaska says:

    On a clear day, you can see Putin

  804. Blooper says:

    “Tales Of An Arctic Plains Grifter”

    “I Hate Polar Bears And So Can You!”

  805. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Ethics are for Losers

    Pimp those Naughty Monkeys

    Neiman Marcus, Here I Come

  806. KaraInJuneau says:

    I was gonna say “Say It Ain’t So, Joe!”, but AKaurora beat me to it!! So, that’s my favorite!

  807. honestyinGov says:

    1. ‘Silk Boxers – why we love Them’…. by Todd & Sarah

    2. “EmbarASS-ing Moments & Silk Boxers …Never be caught with Your Pants down”

  808. Blooper says:

    “How I Plan On Destroying The World”

  809. rebekkah says:

    “Reflections on My Road to Deep Doodoo”

  810. Kerry says:

    I love WakeUpAmerica’s “The Lyin’, The Witch, and the Wardrobe”!

  811. mlaiuppa says:

    “You betcha I wrote this book, also.”

  812. Canadian Neighbour says:

    “Life at the Wasilla Hilton”

    “No More PJ’s
    No More Work
    No More Bloggers
    Who Always Lurk”

    “It’s MY Story
    And I’m Sticking To It”

    “How To Derail the Straight Talk Express on the Bridge to Nowhere”

  813. Lisabeth says:

    The Devil Wears Red Monkey Shoes

  814. Blooper says:

    “Wham, Bam, Thank You Alaska”

  815. Irishgirl says:

    Salad dressing.

  816. Lisabeth says:

    Memoirs of a Narcissist

  817. zyggy says:

    Scarahface

  818. OzMud says:

    I Need To give It a Title?

    What Volcano?

    Ok I Wrote the Book Now Gimme The Crown

    My Secret Love Affair With Boss Limbaugh

  819. ttownlotta says:

    The Grifters of Alaska

  820. drdubski says:

    Lord of the Lies

  821. Jasmine Leigh says:

    Palingate: In My Own Words
    or
    Shootin’ the Wooten: Fables that Enable

  822. moseyon says:

    Mental Torture

  823. Capejean says:

    Sarah in a nutshell

  824. ttownlotta says:

    How the Press Screwed Me and the Christians Saved Me.

  825. EyeOnYou says:

    Sarah Palin
    Bought & Paid for by Alaskans

  826. Willtill says:

    “Bloged down in Alaska”
    a tale of pajamas and basements

  827. EyeOnYou says:

    Alaska’s Royalty
    Don’t Countess Meout

  828. C. Rock says:

    Read My Lips Blogger’s

  829. Team Alaska says:

    “I Can See Russia from MY House , FU national media”

  830. Pepper1939 says:

    The Love of Alaska

    It’s her story…she’ll make the title look good for her….this could be construed as her love of Alaska or that she is the Love of Alaska….

  831. Blooper says:

    “Sarah Palin: These Boots Are Going To Walk All Over You”

  832. Capejean says:

    The book that Katie Couric could not write

  833. Blooper says:

    “The Bible 2: Sarah Palin Edition”

    “Polar Bears Are The Devil”

  834. Capejean says:

    Collecting clothes for charity, the maverick way

  835. K8KZ says:

    How bout just “GOTCHA!!!”

  836. anon blogger says:

    Wow…over 152 comments…I’ll never catch up!! Before I go back to comments, let me share one….

    Sarah Plain: Political Hoax of the Century

    The Plain Story: Lies, Lies and More Lies

    Lipstick Mama

    Okay…I’ll stop….ohohohohohohoh…one more…. The Art of Panhandling (or how to get free legal advice)

  837. Freakout in Kansas says:

    “Welcome to End Times – The Sarah Palin Story”

  838. lizardo says:

    “It aint easy being cold & greasy”

  839. C. Rock says:

    The Lipstick Twitter

  840. SK from MN says:

    “It’s me, Sarah, Gettin’ Back to Ya”

  841. Blooper says:

    “I Can’t Read: Confessions of A Snowbilly”

  842. Mérida,Venezuela says:

    How about:

    “True (?) Confessions of a Pathological Liar — the Palin Story.”

  843. Nebraska is not next to Alaska says:

    Has anyone suggested “Say it ain’t so (over and over and over again)”?

  844. Sarah in SC says:

    “Gotcha, Media! (The Revenge of Sarah Palin on the MSM)”

    “The Imaginary Conception”

  845. austintx says:

    “Regrets ? Not a One”

  846. 0whole1 says:

    Repeating my idea from the forum: “Palin!”

  847. Blooper says:

    “Why God Voted For Me – And Other Delusions”

  848. SK from MN says:

    “That was a Close Call, America … Maybe Next Time”

  849. honestyinGov says:

    Tom Cruise has already said the line…But I don’t think it is a Book.

    ” Show ME… the Money”

  850. EyeOnYou says:

    The Maverick & The Snowman

  851. Blooper says:

    “Married to God – Sorry Todd”

  852. C. Rock says:

    GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble Says:
    A Twit Tweets (thanks C.Rock)

    I Love It. ! !

  853. austintx says:

    “You Bought It , You Name It”
    “Alaska , It’s Been a Business Doing Pleasure With You”
    “How I Chumped Alaska”

  854. SlappyOC says:

    Sarah Palin: Fighting the gotcha media one press release at a time…and also too, 1,000 ways cookies can save a village.

  855. rebekkah says:

    “How Tina Fey Changed My Life”

  856. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    A Twit Tweets (thanks C.Rock)

  857. Capejean says:

    Truth is overrated, but so am I

  858. Irishgirl says:

    Flannelette nightmares!!

    (I had to ring my 82 yr old mother to find the correct spelling) and it is probably still incorrect!

  859. C. Rock says:

    Tweeting My way to Truth

  860. Blooper says:

    “DIY Lipstick Tatoos – A Home Guide By Sarah Palin”

    “If You Bought This You’re A Moron – and other potent potables”

  861. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    With a nod to CS Lewis

    The Problem of Palin
    The Chronicles of a Narcissist
    Mere Stupidity
    The Screwup Journal
    A Grifter Observed

  862. windpond says:

    Ethics R 4 Dummies

    Doubt & Redoubt: The Volcanic Political Career of an Evangelical Alaskan Beauty Queen Runner Up

    My Pet Gloat

  863. Kimosabe says:

    “You can’t Make this Stuff Up”

    “Ms. Alaska … at last!”

  864. Capejean says:

    Abstinence and Prejudice

  865. Blooper says:

    “How Does It Feel Now That Your Wallet Is $29.99 Lighter, Suckas!”

  866. Capejean says:

    The unbearable lightness of being (Sarah)

  867. Kimosabe says:

    As If I Really Wrote This

  868. Blooper says:

    “Sarah Palin: The Arctic Catastrophe”

  869. Martha, red faced today says:

    Ethics ARE for Dummies

  870. KallieinTexas says:

    The Rise and Fall of a Naughty Governor!

    It’s All Todd’s Fault!

    Sarah…Hear Me Screech!

    Oh, Darn It…Here’s the Truth! (wink, wink)

  871. Martha, red faced today says:

    Palin’ around with Palin…………..me

    The New Testament of Sarah Palin…… Shannyn Moore

    Mt Redoubt and my New Friends…….me

    “Don’t cry for me, Alaska” the story of Saracould’a. (Animals WERE hurt in the production of the movie)………Yermammy

    “Lies Wide Open………… AddyGmom

  872. rebekkah says:

    “Off Limits But On Per Diems”

  873. Punkinbugg says:

    Trigonometry: How Fashion-Assisted Camouflage Can Hide Your First Grandbaby

  874. Capejean says:

    Any Witch Way

  875. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    Sex, Lies and Polar Bears.

  876. rebekkah says:

    “Why I Can Lie and Still Not Look Like Pinnochio”

  877. Capejean says:

    Alaskan Deliverance

  878. Blooper says:

    “Palin: The Guv that did not Gov”

  879. KallieinTexas says:

    Faux News from an Alaskan Governor

    How I Caused the Downfall of Harper/Row

    Inflatable Sarah…the GOP’s New Toy!

    Who Says I Can’t Do It?

  880. Cathy from Colorado says:

    Creationism–My Way

    This is way too much fun!!!!!!!!!

  881. Canadian Neighbour says:

    “No Carbs – No Calories – No Truth
    A Word Salad
    You Betcha”

    “Red Monkey Shoes & the Faux Pit-Bull”

    “Red Monkey Shoes Are Made For Balking”

  882. antiAnti says:

    How Dare They Boo Piper

  883. Blooper says:

    “Sarah Palin: 100 Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Me”

  884. Cathy from Colorado says:

    The Door That Did Not open

  885. C. Rock says:

    Be Still and Know That I’m the way

  886. Ratfish says:

    The Second Coming

    Lies to Nowwhere

    Just gimme the money

    How to turn your journalism degree into a goldmine

    How to lie to get ahead

    Abstinence does not make the heart grow fonder

  887. Cathy from Colorado says:

    The Blame Game

  888. Blooper says:

    “Libruls Not Included: A Path To Real Amurika”

    “How To Fool Your Kids Into Eating Moose Meat”

  889. KallieinTexas says:

    Warning! For Palinbots Only! (Unless you are a masochist, please don’t open this book.)

    How SarahPac Saved Me

    Abstinence, Governing, Telling the Truth and Other Things I Don’t Know Much About

  890. justafarmer says:

    Days of Whine and Poseurs

  891. Blooper says:

    “Why You Should Vote For Me – And Not Go To Hell”

    “101 Ways To Cook A Polar Bear”

  892. UK Lady says:

    Uselessys’

    ‘Slaughterhouse Five and Other Turkeys’

    ‘The Vagina Moronlogues’

    I could do this all night.

  893. Blooper says:

    “Exorcism For Dummies – And Other Soul Saving Tips”

  894. Rob says:

    “Dashing Great Expectations”

  895. 2emptynest says:

    Sarah Palin’s Big Pop-Up Book of Politics
    with free box of crayons, also too!

  896. windpond says:

    On the Edge of the Bridge to Nowhere

  897. dee says:

    “Pushing Through the Door to Nowhere”

    “Nonsense and Nonsensibility”

  898. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Progressing and Pandering the Palins

    Pallin’ Around With Trolls

  899. austintx says:

    “Thanks , But No Thanks”

  900. AKaurora says:

    Checkpoint Charlie and Other Tortuous Tales of MSM

  901. Blooper says:

    er, Too.

  902. Blooper says:

    “How To Talk To A Smart Person – A Practical Guide For Palinistas”

    “How To have Talk To Your Children About Abstinence”

    “Sex: The Devil Does It To”

  903. KallieinTexas says:

    Limbaugh Made Me Do It!

    Palin….through the Eyes of Sarah….with the aid of Greta, Rush, Dr. Witcheroo et al

    I Thought It Was a Beauty Contest!

    Lessons from the Texas Cheerleader Mom and Others Who Take Out Anyone that Gets in Their Way

  904. austintx says:

    “OPM -That’s How I Roll”

    { Other Peoples Money }

  905. AKaurora says:

    An Inconvenient Truth: Meltdown of Sarah Palin

  906. Cori says:

    Also…

  907. Blooper says:

    “Hey Liberals, Stimulate This!” – By Sarah Palin

  908. trisha says:

    How to look sexy hot for under just under 200K—with someone else’s money.

  909. 24owls says:

    Maybe I should add:
    A Book about Me, Me and only ME – so help me God.

  910. Martha, red faced today says:

    Why I Never Shot a Hubris Out of Season

    SO THERE KATIE !

    Narcissisms too, Why They’re my Favorite Flowers Also

  911. Cathy in Texas says:

    Sarah Vain and Simple….you betcha…..or How I winked my way into the GOP

  912. Mousekteer says:

    I think it should be “Color Me Phony”

  913. austintx says:

    “Show Me the Door”

  914. AKaurora says:

    Say It Ain’t So, Joe!

  915. Irishgirl says:

    Flanalette nightmares!!

  916. 24owls says:

    A Book about Me, Me and only Me.

  917. Betsy Drake says:

    I am the Center of the Universe

  918. Martha, red faced today says:

    My Presidential Platform…by Sarah Palin

  919. justafarmer says:

    It’s MY party, and I do whatever I wanta

  920. Miss Demeanor says:

    ” Schadenfreude: My Journey through the Garden of Self-Awareness”

  921. Blooper says:

    “If I Only Had A Brain – And Other Fun Musings”

  922. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Palinocchio; The Sometimes True Store of a Religious Puppet Who Turns Maver-icky.

  923. Blooper says:

    “A Practical Guide To Ginology”

  924. Freakout in Kansas says:

    “Still Crazy After All These Years” (apologies to Paul Simon)

  925. kettletop says:

    I’ll Try to Find You Some and I’ll Bring Them to You – and Here They Are in this Book

    I May Not Answer the Questions That You Want to Read, but I’m Going to Talk Straight to the American People and Let Them Know My Track Record Also.

    Another Part of the Country – What I Learned About Wonderful Little Pockets of What I Call the Real America, Being Here With All of You Hard Working Very Patriotic, Very Pro-America Areas of This Great Nation and Also, Too, Wrote Down in This Book With My Degree in Journalism

  926. The Right Reverend says:

    “The Audacity of Me”

  927. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Where’s the challenge in this? Naming a book for her is way too easy. Now, picking one title will be difficult.

  928. Blooper says:

    Sarah’s Colorin’ Book o’ Fun *special discount for Team Sarah members*

  929. AKaurora says:

    Vanity Fare to Nowhere

  930. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Sarah, the Gift that Keeps on Giving

  931. Blooper says:

    “How This Book Made Me Rich – And Other Revelations”

  932. Martha, red faced today says:

    Thank you AKM, I felt foolish that I didn’t notice that at the bottom of the other open thread , you had invited titles.

    Here’s my entry for now…….. SO THERE!

    It has become very obvious that you were not the only one! Glad you said something! AKM

  933. SueB says:

    All So Sarah

  934. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Bogus: The Life of Sarah Palin

  935. John says:

    Baked Alaskan and Other Recipes for Disaster

  936. Rob in Ca says:

    My favorite is “In What Respect, God?”

  937. MimiC says:

    My Children are Off Limits, or, a Personal Journey through the Lives of my Children.

  938. UK Lady says:

    ‘Prideful and Prejudiced’

    ‘The Gripes of Froth’

    ‘Blah from the Madding Crowd’

    ‘Rumplestinkspin’

  939. Rob says:

    “Carpe Per Diem”

    I didn’t make it up, but I love it.

  940. Last year at the blog firedoglake, I held a contest on poems about Ted Stevens. Maybe Mudflats should hold a two-day or three-day contest for best book title. Have readers rank their top ten during one post thread. Then whittle it down until you can vote on the top five. Or something like that.

    My favorite at this post is “Also Too Sprach Sarathushtra”

    But there are also a lot of other good ones also.

  941. WakeUpAmerica says:

    Oz Revisited: As Told by the Wicked Witch of the North

  942. Burn after Reading

  943. Dame says:

    It’s All About Job Creation

  944. WakeUpAmerica says:

    The Lying, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

  945. Blooper says:

    Sarah Palin: Plumbin’ Amerika 1 Librul At A Time”

  946. Paula says:

    Are you there God? It’s me, Sarah.

  947. Lilybart says:

    Northern Overexposure

    Exxonerated

  948. Dame says:

    I Can See the Truth From my House, and it’s Butt Ugly.

  949. Blooper says:

    “If I was VP… and other tales of fiction”

  950. Miss Demeanor says:

    “Reading, Riting, Rithmatic, Boy oh Boy They Make Me Sick.”

    “Six Years, Five Colleges, Four Kids, Three Jobs, Two Grandkids, One Husband and Zero High School Graduates Later: My True Story”

  951. Freakout in Kansas says:

    “Also Too Sprach Sarathushtra” wherein the author describes her personal struggle between aša (truth) and druj (lies).

  952. Blooper says:

    “Picture Time With Sarah Palin” *ability to read not necessary*

  953. tigerwine says:

    The Wasilla Literary and Moose Pucky Pie Society
    (With apologies to a wonderful book called “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society” – a great read.)

  954. Rob in Ca says:

    Frivolous Complaints (or How I Beat the Bloggers)

  955. Winski says:

    I’ll add one, ‘Sarah explains why SHE can lie but no one else can”. BUT, I think bloooper may have a winner..

    “Sarah Palin: A Heartbeat Away From Lunacy”

  956. Paula says:

    In what respect, God?

  957. Blooper says:

    “If You Can Read This Title You’re Too Smart For This Book”

  958. Jim Sutton says:

    I kinda like “Palin Place”

  959. Rob in Ca says:

    Gettin’ Even: My Life Story

  960. Dame says:

    Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the Alaskan Dream

  961. bigdayqueen says:

    The Curious Case of Sarah Palin

  962. kettletop says:

    I Can Do Whatever I Want Until the Courts Tell Me I Can’t – Including also this Book

  963. Bob says:

    “Why I didn’t get back to ya!” Wink, Wink

  964. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Winkin’, Blinkin’ and Todd

  965. Rob in Ca says:

    Griftus Interruptus (I’ll do it till the court tells me to stop)

  966. akdennis says:

    Walking With Dinosaurs

    Witch Doctor to Choose: A Guide to Modern Evangelical Medicine

    The Voices In My Head

    Land of the Lost (Ethics)

  967. blooper says:

    “How To Field Dress A Liberal In Less Than 30 Minutes” *Or your money back!*

  968. EyeOnYou says:

    ^Misworded on purpose^

  969. Karen says:

    Sarah Palin’s Dreams

  970. mary b says:

    “View to A Kill”
    “Wasilla Edition”

  971. Rob in Ca says:

    The Race to Nowhere

  972. EyeOnYou says:

    Barracuda Style:
    How look good and cash in on your infamy.

  973. blooper says:

    “Learnin’ to Read Is Easy As ABC, By Sarah Palin.”

  974. Rob in Ca says:

    Sarah Unplugged (and Unhinged)

  975. AKaurora says:

    Culdesac to Glory: My LIfe’s Journey

  976. Rob in Ca says:

    Sarah, Palin and Tall (Tale)

  977. C. Rock says:

    Wasilla Beauty’s Fairytale

  978. blooper says:

    “Governin’ For Dummies”

  979. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    The Call of the Vile

    Governor’s Travels

  980. windpond says:

    Northern Disclosure

    Pulling Out Early

    A Wink in Time

  981. blooper says:

    “Prideful and Prejudiced”

  982. yardwork says:

    Everyone (but me) Poops.

  983. blooper says:

    “Hate And The Hating Haters Who Hate Me”

  984. AKaurora says:

    Vacuous Vindication

  985. va_soccer_mom says:

    The Palin How-To Series:

    The One Minute Governor: making time for your own agenda by not blinking

    Under the Banner of Alaska: hiding your true motivations by abusing your state’s good name

    The Narcissist’s Dilemma: It’s all about me. No, ME!

    Into Thin Air: clearing your administration of pesky whistleblowers and incriminating e-mails

    Into the Wild: a guide for banishing blogs and the annoying anonymous pajama-clad blogging bloggers who write them

    The Electric Kool-Aid Arctic Cat Test: how to determine who’ll buy what you’re selling

  986. Can'tstandpalin says:

    NARCISSIST, SOCIOPATH….YUP…THAT’S ME….SARAH!

  987. blooper says:

    “The Wasilla Thrilla: Coming To A Town Near You”

  988. ATF says:

    Hold Me Accountable

    Growing up Palin

    The Sarah Palin Chronicles-Unfiltered, Open and Transparent

    Sarah Palin, AGIA and TransCanada
    Alaska’s Dream Team

    From Alaska to Russia, Canada, and Africa
    Geography and Foreign Policy according to Sarah Palin

    Sex, Lies and Guns
    How I became so popular with the extreme right wing conservatives.

  989. AKaurora says:

    Pride and Prejudice: the Rise and Fall of Sarah Phalin’

  990. seattlefan says:

    Pulp Diction

  991. blooper says:

    “Sarah Palin: A Heartbeat Away From Lunacy”

  992. Having created this meme – at least I think I did – back on November 16th or 17th, I doubt there’s an easy way to find all the blogs that have posted Palin book-naming contests since. This is round two, with the real book deal being announced.

    There are probably enough real and unique titles to her projected book now to fill more pages than the book itself will have in it.

    Maybe somebody like Steve Aufrecht or some other detail-oriented person can find a search engine that will sort the titles by number of times the same title has ben suggested by different commenters at different blogs. For instance, I’ve seen “The Audacity of Dope” posted at at least six different blogs, by different commenters, so it haas probably been suggested far more times than six.

  993. BooBooBear says:

    Rush in Like a Reformer, Deny, Blame and….I How I Am Always a “Victim”

  994. Dame says:

    In What Respect Charlie?
    The Sequel: Any of them, all of them.

  995. blooper says:

    “From Rags To Righteousness”

  996. Dame says:

    Adderal Haze, the Story of one Woman’s Lost Grip on Reality

  997. AKaurora says:

    My Dream of a Bitter America

  998. EyeOnYou says:

    The Victimization of Sarah Palin on her Road Trip from Wasilla to the White House

  999. DanielM says:

    Sarah Palin: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for these darn bloggers!

  1000. Dame says:

    My Wild Ride

  1001. Dame says:

    A Tale of two Leaders, Me and Pastor Muthee

  1002. ericmiami says:

    Evolution? Can’t Prove it by Me!

  1003. AKaurora says:

    Pulp Friction: a Tale of Whoa in the Last Frontier

  1004. Terpsichore says:

    Aw nuts … let me try again w/correct spelling

    The Sarah Palin Story: Why You Should Blink AND Then Say No When a Very Old Presidential Candidate Ask You If You Want to be His Running Mate

  1005. Terpsichore says:

    The Sarah Palin Story: Why You Should Blink AND Then Say No When a Very Old Presidential Candidate Ask You If You Wnat to be His Running Mate

  1006. Dame says:

    100 Ways to Prepare Word Salad and Fecal Dressing

  1007. seattlefan says:

    Sarah Palin: Profiles in Ineptitude

  1008. True Dem says:

    “The Subpeona-a-Day Desk Calendar”

    “1001 Wasillans – The Palin Family”

    “Seven Inlaws for Seven Brothers”

    “Don’t Know Much About Geography … – the Sarah Palin Story”

    “Meth and Methodology: A Normative Analysis of Taigal Hermeneutics”

    “The Difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 Suits”

    “In What Respect, Charlie…”

    “Oil Of Me”

    “East Of Sweden”

  1009. jwa says:

    Also, Too

  1010. Melody says:

    Politics for Dummies

  1011. Husky says:

    Das Krapital

    I’m Mavericky and So Can You

    and, (too easy) The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe

  1012. aha says:

    It Wasn’t Me!! : The Quintessential Layman’s Guidebook to Politics, Childbirth, and Getting Full Credit for Getting Things Done

  1013. honestyinGov says:

    ” Grifters – R – US”

    (with links to 5 different websites to send the money to… of course)
    AND….Coupons for 25% off ‘Artic Cat’ gear….. on the last page of the book

  1014. EyeOnYou says:

    Sarah
    Telling the Misperceptions &
    Unfogging My Mind

  1015. GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble says:

    Madame Bloviating

  1016. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    The White Album.

  1017. Bystander says:

    “The Audacity of a Dope”

  1018. Andree McLeod (R) says:

    Sarah Palin
    Open Honest Transparent and Ethical

  1019. austintx says:

    “Hi , My Name is Sarah and I Have Schizophasia”
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia