Name That Book!
I solicited book name ideas in my original post, but it seems that I wasn’t clear enough, so hopefully the title of this new post will redeem me, and give you all some fun.
What is your idea for the title of Palin’s new memoir?
Please don’t post anything in the comments of this thread except your book name ideas. I’ll go through and pick out the ones I think are best from that thread and this one, and we’ll have a vote for the best, like we did for the ice cream flavor. In case you missed that one, the top five were:
You Betchaberry
Wasilly Hillbilly Vanilly
Rocky Road to Nowhere
I Can See Fudge From My House
I’m a Narcissist Who Lies, Also, With Nuts
OK, put on your creative thinking caps, and keep it Rated PG!
“Sarah Palin – Danger, the Image in the Mirror may be Uglier than it First Appears”
Great new ones here. Too much fun.
I really need to get out and get some sunshine, but before I leave:
Half Asleep in Todd’s Pajamas
Palinoscopy—hahahahahaha
Broad Appeal—giggle
Bush Batty Governor
Winkeye the Hockey Mom–Wrong to the Finish
Sarah Palin’s Book–More Fun Than Naming Babies
The Grift that Keeps on Grifting
“I May Be Kinda Pretty, But Don’t Accuse Me of Being Intelligent”
“How Stupidity Made Me a Household Word”
“Word Salad and Other Stories from Alaska’s Political Underbush.”
“The Bridge Over the Sarah Palin Lie”
965 honestyinGov Says: May 14th, 2009 at 8:22 PM
How about ” Farting Rainbows – Alaskan politics STINKS ”
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Or…
“Farting Rainbows – Alaskan Politics in the Age of Sarah Palin”
“Sarah Palin: The Carrie Prejean before Carrie Prejean was Carrie Prejean.”
Yarns My Daddy Told Me And I’m Passing Them On To My Children ~ by Sarah H. Palin
OH, YES WE DID!!!
Happy Friday Mudpups!
😉
I Wink; Therefore, I Scam.
LMAO at you all and your funny new titles!
A few more for the collection:
Tundra Ho! – Where the Deep Sleaze Begins
Arctic Catastrophe: How A Wardrobe Malfunction Can Escalate
Culture of Life: All you need to know about biology
Finally the Truth of a Fake, Fraud and Phony.
Loved this one:
Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps: The Trilogy
How about
Sarah: Our family tree doesn’t fork, we abstain
OK, the last few–
The Ego and the Bid
Guns, Terms, and Steal
Starbursts for Lowry
Airheads Over Alaska
Profiles in Vanity
Can I modify my post?:
“Sarah Palin – Also a Compelling Case For Abstinence”
this still my fav’ of the ones writen in the final moments
Cockedeyed Politicts
‘why i see things the way i see them before i also saw them sometimes before when they were seen differently’
Abstinence: Sarah Palin ideal of good government
“Sarah Palin – A Good Argument For Abstinence”
honestyinGov Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 8:43 PM
” From Beauty… to Beast”
OK…LMAO! That is a really good one!
Pat yourselves on the back, fellow mudpups- a job well done. “Nite all…
OK, just one more:
“Liar, Liar, Naughty Monkeys on Fire”
OK imma gonna stop
Sarah Palin:
Not much to tell
Spewing Politicts: Redoubt don’t have nothing on me
” Where the Sidewalk Ends and the Bridge to Nowhere Begins”
Yahoo!! Doing the Mudpuppy Dance– we did it!
we did it…did it…did it….
Love it, Professor Geezer– heh heh.
“A New America Ruled by Me”
How to Skin a Moose and Look Sexy, too!
one lie too many
Sarah Palins guide to outta space
An Ordinary Day in Sarah’s World; Life on a Six-Pack of Ensure
Fowl ty Towers
“Palin and the Giant Impeachment”
Heh heh…funny, Tealwomin 🙂
“On the Bus to the Bridge to Nowhere”
Pushing Crack[ed doors open]
“The Oil, the Corn, and the Whine”
Zero: bloggers i love
From Beer to Maternity
Come on, mudpups- we can do this!
“Sarah Palin’s Unabridged Word Salad Dictionary”
It’s all the same to me: ‘Sarah palins view of Church & State’
“Brain-Based Research: A Brief Tour of Palin’s Head”
” From Beauty… to Beast”
“My Running Guide: Take A Hike!”
“A Brief History of Alaska, as Seen From My Window”
CO hahahaha
less than 20 to go…come on!
Mindless Politicts: it OK when you’re pretty
Engery Queen: It takes a lot of engery to rememberall my lies
I’ve had a brain freeze, and nothing’s left…oh, wait- that might be a book title.
Handbook on Marrying Natives: Did I mention Todd is 1/8 Native, making my kids 2/16th and my grandkids 3/24th…wait i got that mixed-up, Levi is Native too, so the grandkids ‘is’ more than Todd…what about me
“Palin’s Picture Book of Soon-to-be-Extinct Animals”
“Heeeeeer’s Sarah!”
“Our Excellent Adventure on the Campaign Trail…Memoirs of a family in the Headlights”
“Heelin’ Wheelin’ and Dealin'”
“It’s My Party and I Can Lie if I Want To”
I was Only joking
Only 28 more!
“P is for Palin and That’s Good Enough For Me”
(I think I’m losing it)
“Guns and Poses”
Good idea, Tealwomin–
“Putting Lipstick on a Pig and Other Beauty Tips” by Sarah Palin
I am not Finished
Sarah Palin, 1964 – Present
Hmmm…”There’s No Place Like Alaska: Palin Clicks Those Naughty Monkeys Three Times”
Beauty Queen Guide to Ugly Politicts
Just one more, “I, Sarah, the Northern Star”
“Postcards from the Ledge” (Legislature)
OK, Here are my rejects. I want us to hit 1000
“There is No Light in this Attic”
“The Monster at the Beginning, Middle and End of this Book” ( remmember Grover )
“The Girl in the Orange Pajamas”
” The Giving Me”
” If You give a Pig Some Lipstick”
How I Became a Sitting Govenor
[by Lying With the Best]
I threw this one out there at the end of some other post.
Couldn’t figure out why this ‘theme’ never came up.
How about ” Farting Rainbows – Alaskan politics STINKS ”
I always thought the ‘Rainbow’ idea had potential….. and I’ll bet some other people could come up with some good ones. Add on, if you like……
Good one, Tealwomin! (heh Heh)
“A is For Alaska: Sarah Palin’s Picture Alphabet Book”
This was the funniest few days. I loved the entries. Just got one more…..Maw and Paw Palin go to Washington.
“With a Wink and a Nod and My BF Todd: Creating a Perfect Alaska”
Ok, I’m tired but I’m still thinking…
“The Equivocator”
“Out of Alaska”
“How Did I Get Here?” (a heads up to the Talking Heads…LOL!)
Moose Soup for the Souless
Cockedeyed Politicts
‘why i see things the way i see them before i also saw them sometimes before when they were seen differently’
“Ethics 101 and Other Worthless Classes, as taught by Sarah Palin”
“I Know it When I See It: Palin’s Perfect World”
The Hockey Moms Guide to Being a Mom
…What has happend was…
the truth according to Sarah Palins lying azz
“Priceless Advice from Palin”
“Reelin’ in the Republicans”
Cracked: The Doors of Sarah Palins Mind
“Winkin’ My Way to Washington”
(scribbling madly–back in a minute with another entry)
“Chef Palin Creates Word Salad and other Fine Recipes”
UK Lady
“No Rules for Sister Sarah” is fantastic! Good one!
political hack: Cracking the code for gooder un ethical governmenting
Part Time Govenor, Full-Time Grifter
‘getting paid to get paid’
The Failed Beauty Queens Guide to Politicts, in 5 Easy Steps
1] Same Joker, Different Day
2] God is laughing out loud at me, can you hear him too also, huh?
3] Joke A Day: the Wit of the Twit
Tealwomin and Canadian Neighbour – You guys are relentless !! Gonna bust 1k ??
“Britches my Butt”
“When the Wolves came for Dinner”
The Wicked Witch of Wasilla
The Wizard of Wasilla — That’s Me!
Blago Shared His New Shampoo With Me
Aren’t I Purdy!!!
broad appeal
last one
iowa wekk idaho sounds better
idaho born, but honed my skills in Alaska…
LOL
1000 comments — Moving at a snale’s pace tonight!!!!
Word Salad = What’s On Repug Diaries? Sarah As Low As Dirt!
we’re headed towards 1000 comments…
Sarah BEFORE and AFTER
or
lied then, lying now
A No Brainer Life
Lessons in Palinese 101
acromyns, kinda how she speaks…some call it word salad, but i bet there are some codes in there..lol
s.a.r.a.h.
Saving.Alaska.[from the] Rapture.And.Hell
So many good ones, but I especially like:
@curiouser – Tight Abs and Camouflage: How to Be Pregnant for 1-1/2 months
and
@ Tealwomin – s.a.r.a.h.: Serving Alaska Right After Herself
But my fave is still Mavwreck!
s. a. r. a. h.
Serving. Alaska. Right. After. Herself.
Wow, this looks like it took major time and effort, but well worth it – great to laugh out loud! Thanks to everyone and to AKM. I have to give a shout out (and maybe a write in) to Pagentwalker and to Mavwreck. I just love those one word, catchy types. The one however that made me snort my coffee this morning (and I am by no means a snorter): The Annotated Executive Ethics Act: Wooten You Like to Know!
pageantwalkin’daftlivin’nevergivin’foolfizzin’mopsi
I was determined to put it all in
Lipsmackin’mirthfetchin’basebaitin’demotivatin’badbuzzin’trashtalkin’pageantwalkin’daftlivin’nevergivin’foolfizzin’mopsi
Don’t know what happened there.
Lipsmackin’mirthfetchin’basebaitin’demotivatin’badbuzzin’trashtalkin’pageantwalkin’daftlivin’neverginin’foolfizzin’mopsi
My Climb to the Top of the Highest Tree
Liar, Liar, My Pants are on Fire
As a long-time Mudflats lurker, I offer as a title for Palin’s book–
[b]The Sarah Palin Idiot’s Guide on How to Prolong Your 15 Minutes of Fame [/b]
And too. Also. Ad nauseum.
Did You Know Didjuneau – You Betcha!!
“Chronicles of a Sour Loser”
1k is so-o-o-o close………….
By Prophetess Warrior Rebecca-Sarah
“I Learned Everything I Need to Know at Jesus Camp”
Tight Abs and Camouflage: How to Be Pregnant for 1-1/2 months
Don’t know if this is a repeat or similar to another title. There are over 900 comments on the thread!
Winnie the Putin: Children’s First Lessons in Xenophobia
“Fundamentals of a Right Wing~Ding”
No Rules for Sister Sarah
I think I’ve read all of the posts but don’t recall seeing
Dreams of My Self
Blinded By the Lights (Why I Think I Am Who I Think I Am)
“There’s No Place Like Nome”.
“The Alaska Identity: Why I AM ALaska”
by Sarah Palin’s writer.
(stuck this on the wrong thread….first)
“Change you can conceive In”
904 prisonernumber6 Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 4:00 PM
“Alaska’s Palinoscopy – It only hurts for a little while”
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LOL!…….. But the memories linger unpleasantly forever! Not to mention the out-of-pocket expense not covered by any insurance known to mankind. Bend over, Alaska!
“And God Said ‘HA!'”
“Fancy Pageant Walkin’: From Here to Maternity
902 InJuneau Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 3:51 PM
Lee323–Are you sure that isn’t the title of the memoirs of Mr. and Mrs. Heath?
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Dang. Yer right!! She plagiarized her own freaking parents! Oh, well….I think chapter 27 had a lesson on that anyway.
Book of Revelations …. subtitled Nah, not really!
Take the Money and Run, but not necessarily in that Order
Breakfast at Tiffanys, Lunch at Neiman Markus, Dinner at the Dog Barbiers
Saving Your Daughters’ Chastity With My Immaculate Contraption (For sale in back of book)
“Alaska’s Palinoscopy – It only hurts for a little while”
“Murder Most Fowl” (I’m stuck on the turkey theme)
Lee323–Are you sure that isn’t the title of the memoirs of Mr. and Mrs. Heath?
The Three Billy Goats Grift, Graft and Gruff: A Primer For Raising Selfish, Greedy Children
PORKY – Palin, Our Repug Keeps Yappin
Tracks in the Willows, over in Bristol bay, can be seen from the Piper, by Todd and Me, while Trig sleeps.
The Real Story Behind Pumping Me.
The Ineffable Lightness of Vagueness
“Don’t Blink, Just Wink.
My Political Life In A Nutshell”
But We’re White!: How Real America’s Choice Was Subverted by the Media and, Probably, the Jews
Me & ALF – All Lip & Failin’
Me & ET – The Ethics Trasher
Mein Kampf Also Too
Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps: The Trilogy
LMFAO PMP @ Trilogy!
While this entry is a day late, and a $ short, it is a winner!
Sarah: The absent, obstinate, abstinent Luv Guv!
“How I Padded My Resume Along With My Bra”
Riff on: [pearl89 Says: May 13th, 2009 at 8:52 PM]
Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps: The Trilogy
“Demagogue: Sarah’s Meanderings IV”
Abbreviated conveniently as “DSM IV” . The Ultimate manual for coding of all mental health disorders.
I’m killin myself here….
“PSYCH!” :Betcha All Thought I Was Staying in Politics!
OMG, how could we forget?
“Praise the Lord, and Pass the Ammunition: A Palin guide to life, liberty and the pursuit of rugs for the office”
Off Base Politicts:
Renaissance Woman: Rebirth of the Dark Ages
My Most Excellent Top Secret Diaries of 2008
my submission for the book title:
Palinoscopy – A Closer Look at Sarah
Semantics, Shemantics: How to Win Elections and Influence the Base
Family Geography: Places I wanted to visit, but couldn’t so I gave the name to my children
Please, Please Sarah Louise
“I Tan so Far Away”
“I’m so Right, You’re so wrong”
“My Truth is Out There”
“Sarah Palin: Writing What’s Right”
Two Pac’s for Sister Sarah
P.T. Barnum was Right!
A Fool and his Money Will Soon Buy This Book
It Came From Wasilla
With the Right Minions You Can Have it All!
DD
Keep at it Mudpups! Gotta reach 1,000. 🙂
Circle up like Oxymorons
What you talking ’bout Katie?
How the media distorted my lies
Naughty Monkeys and FMP’s, Confessions of a GOP Dominatrix
The Peter Principle Works! (or how to fail upwards) by Sarah Palin
Why Pajama Clad Lefty Bloggers Will Burn in Hell by Sister Sarah
DD
beautiful dreamer: how all my dreams almost came true. also
The Immaculate Deception (this one had to have been done already…didn’t have enough time to read almost 900 entries)
My Pajama-Clad Bloggers Are Better Than Yours
It’s True ‘Cuz I Say It Is
Winkerbelle: The Palin Fairy Tale
Hubris Cubed: The Puzzle of Palin
Moolah Ruse
An extension of Shannyn Moore’s idea:
The Lyin’ the Witch-doctor, and the Wardrobe
The True Story of Sarah Palin: How I Ran the State, Wrote a Book, Rebuilt the Republican Party, Raised 6 Kids, Campaigned Against Abortion, Sat Through Countless Interviews, Defeated the Gotcha Liberal Media, Beat Those Naysayer Republicans in Juneau, and Did It All Really, Really Well!
Or: I’m A Great Politician/Person Because I Say So.
Dr. Strangegov
This IS addictive !
Every page here is chock full of chuckles and roars.
I’m a voracious reader – the revisionist memoirs of Sarah Palin.
Even though the selections have been made:
Tails (and Pelts) from the Last Frontier
My Selections for the Supreme Court
All My Children
All My Colleges
My Book Deal, My Collaborator, and Me
Carrharts, Snowmachines and Fleece and other favorite things by Governor Sarah Palin
Walking the Walk in my FMPs by Gov. Sarah Palin.
How my Abstinence Only Stance really Bit my butt!
“Why Catholic schoolgirls convert to other religions- Zerogate”
Ripley in CT- You’re killing me! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
Governor Palin – The Delicious Delight”
heckfire — all these titles is a book all unto itself………go mudflats.
Somebody had a great idea; to have another contest for best first sentence of the book. If Sarah writes like she talks, the first sentence might fill an entire chapter. Thanks, AKM!
nnnnooo.. that last one was my bestest!! plus… there’s less than 150 more to go before you hit 1,000 !!!!!!
The Fundamentalist Politician.
Boobstress and Butterflies
OK, I’ll start: A Room With a View of Russia
Dear Mudflatters,
I have finished making the selections for the poll. I had to do it some time, so those entries coming after this post will not be included. However, this post has achieved legendary status already (at least in my mind) and many onlookers will be stopping by to enjoy the new submissions, so do keep posting away. And don’t forget to vote for your favorites!
“Light & Fluffy: An View Inside the Palin Thought Process”
This is fun…just now getting around to posting some titles! Thanks for the op AKM!
“Chilling Tales by the Snow(job) Queen”
“Let Me Entertain You”
“If I Only Had A Brain”
“How to attract old white guys in suites”
“How to be a real American”
“The Sarah Palin Story – A Chastity Belt for the Brain”
Fun, fun, fun! Might have more to post later!
Barracuda Bites
“Sarah Palin on Energy Independence: Real Women Don’t Pass up on the Gas”
Me, T and the A.I.P.
“The Witches of Wasilla”.
How I cast them out and became a vice-presidential nominee.
Obamanos… or to do it differently… along the lines of real women don’t pump gas… where it is explained the answer to the old question: what’s the difference between the pig and dipstick… (answer: the color of the lipstick).
“My Lipstick is Pink”
My Life As A Tina Fey Lookalike
Palins: G.E.D.’s and Other Useless Degrees
This is a spin on a prior suggested title
Basketball Diaries: How what I learned as a Highschool point guard got me to the governor’s mansion and the “VP” nomination, by Sarah Barracuda Palin
or
Caribou Barbie – my life story
Todd, are you happy to see me? Or is that just one of those darn, tricky participles hanging from your pocket?
Monkey Pumped
Is This Thing On?
Paid Vacation
Substance, Or, What’s this Stuck to My Shoe?
Humdinger of Hubris, a true story
Revelations of a Wasilla Wannabe
Sled Dog Soup.
Oh Problem Child… good ones… and a slight alteration:
“They Catch Her in a Lie” (a catcher in the rye)
“November Remember: Second place is the First Loser”
Mine’s a take on another title that I saw…
“The Lyin’ Witch & Her Wardrobe”
All Life is Sacred, Except For Animals I Shoot From Helicopters
Ethics Are For Little People
Damn the Pajama Clad Bloggers, Full Speed Ahead!
It’s a Mavericky Life
DD
“Chronicles of a Chronic Liar”
“The Untold Truth”
“Hypocrisy in a Nutshell”
Two and a Half Pounds: A Book of 325 Pages
No. 813 Owlhole1 says:
“What’s a Petard?”
That seems to be the perfect title for her book!
May I also offer, “Sarah Palin – Found my oil can gone”
(Even in this august assembly, I hesitated to make an oblique reference to Aristophanes until now.)
There’s always
Out of Alaska (of course, that’s wishful thinking)
Gone With the Whine or
Sarry, Get Your Gun
You’re All a Bunch of Meanies: Pouting Your Way to the Top
Unfiltered: Life in a Political Fishbowl
@822 regina Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 9:41 AM
“Hysteria Lane”
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I like that…which pretty much sums it up!
🙂
Hello, God. It’s me, Sarah….
Pallin’ Around With the Palins.
How to Turn Five Minutes on a Runway into a Political Career
An Embarrassment of Snitches, Or, How to Muzzle Your In-Laws
L’Etat Something Something: Palin on the Law
Hysteria Lane
“Sarah and Todd’s Most Excellent Adventure”
“Fish Pickers Ain’t Born in Texas”
“Birth Control means holding the Baby in, until you get home”
MoosePucky: “Life’s A Bridge and Then We Lie” is brilliant!
Pallin’ Around with Sarah.
@InJuneau…LOL
Absolutey or
My Juno: Journalling my way through my pregnancy along with my pregnant teenaged daughter
From here To Obscurity
Alienation Nation: My Personal Special Role in Growing the Democratic Party
The Miracle of Me: 8 months and 8 pounds in a Size 8
The Peep Toe Peep Show
The Story of Me: God opened a door and said GOTCHA!
@let it run–apology accepted! 😉
In Juno might work though!!
Arctic Cat On A Hot Tin Roof
“Guilty As Charged!”
“Sarah Palin ~ The Lost Years”
“Adventures of a Criminal Mind”
“Governor’s Guide to Community Policing”
“Insanity is Hereditary”
“My idea of Change includes Naughty Monkeys”
“Exploration of Juvenile Delinquency”
“When the Beauty Queen loses the Crown”
785 InJuneau Says: @let it run–hey now, don’t you be hijacking my Mudflats name for the title of that woman’s book!!!
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Apologies !! I was going for a Juno ( as in the movie) type title and must have had your Moniker on the brain. Buy hey, it’s just a working title.
No School Confidential
“How I Hosed Alaska”
What’s a Petard?
God Made Me Do It
Little Shop of Whores: “Feed Me, Seymour Canal!”
Love ME, Love My Dude (in that order)
Endless Bummer
Too Much Information (Unless you had a question for me, that is)
Practical Abstinence
Ban This Book!
The Worst-Case Scenario Survivalist Handbook
Pure Palin
PACin’ Palin
Life’s a Bridge and Then We Lie
Solo Mio
Optimism Unwarranted
My Outlook from My House
Turkey Soup for the Soul
Three French Snarks or I Really Knew it Wasn’t Actually Sarkosi
The Bitch, The Base and The Bible
this one MUST be on the list for voting….oh my word….
And Juneau She’s An Idiot…whoever wrote that one…hysterical.
Punks and Suckers is a riot as well.
I still think Fertilla in Wasilla…is just about crazy funny.
You all are terrific!
And don’t forget my entry:
Lipstick On A Dipstick!
“I Can’t See Juneau From My House”
“Naming your Children: Fun with Consonants”
“Snowmachines to Snowjobs: The Sarah Palin Career”
“Padding: A Beauty Queen’s Guide to Expense Accounts”
“Whine Seller – How Sarah Palin Made Her Fortune”
“Verbage”
“Conning Christians: The Theology of Sarah Palin”
or simply ” You Betcha”
this is so fun, we should work on her motto also too
The Chicago City Council’s unofficial motto is “Ubi est mea” (Where’s mine?) so we can’t use that. But it’s a good start
Sarah Palin: A Spacedout Oddity
Hope it isn’t a repeat.
Kettletop- Just spit my taco out my nose! Ouch!
Prop: Making Your Family Work for *You*
What, Me Worry?
Not Without My Daughters
Sons and Lovers (*not that I had any, just tryin’ to fool people into thinking this is great literature, also)
Lady Chattery’s Blather
The Apprenticeship of Duds and Mavericks
The Great Grifter
Slaughterhouse-Jive
The Catcher In The Lie
How to Avoid the Feds
How to make money and Influence Idiots
Alaska Family Palin
Catch me if you can
Queen of the Lies
No expectations
tigerwine – I think we will see the 1k mark today.
Blue Idaho!
you wrote Silly WAsilly Went to Town, Walkin backwards Up Side Down
and I immediately thought
and on her way she met a Pig
a Lipsticked Pig!
It did a jig!
Silly Wasilly Went to Town
Dancing backwards up side down
and on her way she met McCain
he wanted to reign
He had a campaign!
Silly Wasilly Went to Town
Campaigning backwards up side down
and on her way she met the press
the mainstream press
She needed a dress
Silly Wasilly went to Town
wearing her wardrobe upside down…
I could go on…but wonder if anyone else is even acquainted with Audrey Wood’s classic?
Miss California and Uncrowned Miss Alaska Expose All – The story of Boobs
Right Wing Religiousity Inflamed by Ayatollah Palin and the Paliban
The McCain Titanic – Story of Sarah Palin
Main Stream Media Meanies – by Victim Sarah Palin
What I Meant to Say
Fun With Participles
Does This Campaign Make My A** Look Big?
How to Soak People You Just Can’t Stand
Be My Sugardaddy?: The Memoirs of a Four-Month Mistress of the GOP
Will Campaign for Money
Yoink!
Outta My Way
Punks and Suckers: My Rise to Political Success
0whole1 Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 8:38 AM
> the problem child Says:
> May 14th, 2009 at 7:32 AM
> Harry Potter themed:
Sarah Palin and the Order of the Witchhunters
(or Sarah Palin and the Order of the Personnel Board)
Actually, I think it should be The Order of the *Phonics*. 🙂
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It could also be “Order of the Fox”
“With the thoughts I’d be thinkin’, I could be another Lincoln…….”
“Baked Alaska: The View from Wasilla”
> the problem child Says:
> May 14th, 2009 at 7:32 AM
> Harry Potter themed:
Sarah Palin and the Order of the Witchhunters
(or Sarah Palin and the Order of the Personnel Board)
Actually, I think it should be The Order of the *Phonics*. 🙂
Finding Juneau
” Silly Wasilly Went to Town, Walking backwards Up Side Down.”
Clueless in Juneau
lol – the suggestions are hysterical. I check the site at least a few times a week – even though I don’t post. How about “Everything you Didn’t Want to Know About Sarah Palin, but were afraid to ask, also”.
@BigSlick
Love The b!tch, The base, and The Bible – wish I’d thought of that!
Over the Rainbow & Under the Bus: A Spiritual Guidebook on the Dairies and Fairies of Alaska’s Mat-Su Valley
Sarah: The Governor Who Put God On a Leash
The B!tch, The Base, and The Bible
Full Term: Dilated & Deluded but Never Impeached
Scribbles from Wasilla
Wasilla Scriptures
Sarah Palin’s Recipes for Word Salad
I Can Haz Gubner
Fruit Of My Womb: Like Mother, Like Daughter (Or All In The Family Way)
Over the Rainbow & Under the Bus: A Spiritual Guidebook on the Dairies and Fairies of Alaska’s Mat-Su Valley
Sarah: The Governor Who Put God On a Leash
The Bitch, The Base, and The Bible
Full Term: Dilated & Deluded but Never Impeached
Scribbles from Wasilla
Wasilla Scriptures
Sarah Palin’s Recipes for Word Salad
I Can Haz Gubner
“Goodnight Loon”
“Wacked Beauty”
“Wasilla Bill and the Phoney Express”
“Belittle Women”
“The Red badge of Corruption”
“Journey to the Center Of a Moron”
Sorry if I took someones but I did not read them all.
“Mama Grizzly on the Lamb”
“Leader of the Pac”
“How to Eat in Hungry Markets”
“Blinded by the Right”
“The Fox and the Pussycat”
“Revenge of the Wolf”
“Hockey-Mom-in-Chief”
@let it run–hey now, don’t you be hijacking my Mudflats name for the title of that woman’s book!!!
“Thanks, but No Thanks” The autobiography of a heavenly ordained politician who is inspired to get what she wants no matter what the Good Book says.
“Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful”
On the back cover: No turkeys were harmed in the writing of this book.
Knock, Knock, Knock on Heavens Door
Running on Empty
Another Roadside Distraction
Ethically Challenged by Anonymous Pajama Clad Bloggers
I Can See Alaska In My Rear View Mirror
How to Get the Righties to Pay Your Bills and Buy Your Clothes
Ethics, I Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Ethics
How & Why I let my husband govern Alaska By Governor Sarah Palin
Governing Alaska: the Todd and Sarah Palin story
In Juneau (Not)
In Juneau ( yeah, right!)
Running for my Life by Sarah Plain
Skinny Lattes and other ways to starve yourself even while pregnant with a special needs baby!
Open Doors (why I unhinged the door to my sexually active daughter’s bedroom) [watch out Willow!]
“I did it my way”
“Sarah Palin’s Ethics, and other Oxymorons”
Ok Ok, I’m done. they do seem to write themselves.
“When I am an Old Woman, I Shall Wear Gucci”
The Pit Bull’s Hiring Guide: All You Need To Know When Hiring Your Friends
When In Doubt, Whine
“The Audacity of being Sarah Palin”
Austintx – I think you’re right – record posts!
AKM – How in the world are you ever going to get this list down to 100? What a hoot this has been!
Did somebody already come up with “Mavwreck!” ? Because I literally woke up this morning thinking of that one.
D@mn you, GINO! I do NOT want possible titles for your looney scribblings to be my first morning thought!
I also too thought that she should include recipes with each chapter:
moose burgers, polar bear chili, and of course, tasty, tasty word salad.
“Courts Shmourts & Ethics Shmethics”
“Cloaked in Cronyism – A Survivalist Guide to Defeating Anklebiters & Bloggers”
“How to Wash Your Hands of Responsibility, Even When They Weren’t Dirty From Working”
“Tight Abs – The Definitive Guide to a 1 Month Pregnancy (also, too)”
“I Was For You, Before I Was Against You”
“A View From the Glass Floor of the Bus (I can see bodies)”
“Unite, So I can Divide”
“Sarah Palin’s Guide to Homemade Snake Oil”
“Sarah Palin’s Guide to Creating and Keeping An Impotent Government”
“How to make your supporters pay for your own blunders and still keep them happy”
Where’s Sarah? Here I Am, Over Here!
You Like Me, Don’t You?
My Own Book Of Mavericky Baby Names
“I rejected Satan”
How to Manipulate Men in 10 easy lessons.
Earn Money while You Sleep, I Did.
The Red Heels Diarys, how to make naughty monkey’s work for you.
“Sarah Palin’s book of memoirs”
Reigning, Reinventing and Venting
If at First You Don’t Secede – Deny, Deny Again!
The Genesis of a Pit-Bull
Pit-Bull: Lipsticked and Unmuzzled
Que Sarah, Sarah – Let Them Eat Word Salad!
Spin Pretty
Although I’m betting she’ll call it either just ‘Sarah’ or ‘Under the Great North Star’
“Wasilla Main Street is my Home”
Governing Tips for the Cerebrally Challenged–Sarah Palin’s Story
Jesus Walked with Dinosaurs…The History of the Geological World by Creationist Sarah Palin
You Also Too Can Be Smart Like Me, by Sarah Palin
How to Win Minds and Influence Sheeple for Fun and Profit
Whining for Dollars
Sex, Lies, and Videotape: Palin’s Perfect Path to Putrification
Me and My Family: Abstinence Personified, or, “Don’t Do as I Do–Do as I Say”
Caribou Barbie: My Life Story, or, How to Alienate an Entire Political Party
My Life Story: How to Unite the Fringe Element and Destroy the Rest of the GOP
Sarah Palin’s Favorite Cookie Recipes, Categorized by Disasters and Special Interests: Floods, Hunger in Rural Alaska, Fuel Price-Gouging, Dangerous Volcano Eruptions, Salmon Bycatch, Predator Control from Helicopters, Climate Changes and the Decimation of Polar Bears, Abstinence Successes, Supporting My Appointees during Confirmations, and Pimping for Arctic Cat. (The first special Palin recipe is Moose Chips, which are similar to Chocolate Chips but use real moose chips and are VERY large. Another favorite is Snickerdoodles, which go well with her attitude toward hunger in rural Alaska, high fuel prices, and abstinence. She also too includes her special recipe for Blonde Brownies because she identifies so well with other bimbos such as herself. There’s a section on bar cookies, including the Dan Sullivan version that’s a perfect accompaniment to drinking with your young employees, and the WAR cookie that doesn’t get the needed votes when done.)
I like “Yukon Barbie”
On The Way To The White House: Don’t Let A Lack Of Experience Stop You
Taking The Gloves Off: A Pit Bull In Lipstick’s Guide To Politics
“Don’t Let Me Miss The Open Door”: Plowing Through That Door, Sarah Style
Clearly Out Of My League: What Was I Thinking On 8/29/2008!
Take That, Geraldine Ferraro!
Environmental Awareness my Bank Account and Abstinence Only also too!
“God opened the Door. I closed the Gates”.
By the Committee to write Sarah Palin’s book.
I’m Me, And You’re Not!
Can’t Get There From Here?: Why We Need That Bridge To Nowhere
My Family Jewels: Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper and What’s His Name?
Sarah’s Personal Guide to Colleges and Universities in Hawaii, Idaho and Alaska
Mavericky Guide To Approval Ratings
(bonus here – the entire text is this: Ignore them!)
Lowered Expectations: The Story of My Life
Mama Grizzly’s Guide To Cubs
Shoot Two Wolves, Then Call Me In The Morning
Alternative to above:
“Politics for Dummies”
“I just don’t know what to do with myself”
Nailin’ Me ~ Because Nobody Else Could
by Sarah H. Palin
the problem child Says:
Wooten You Like to Know!
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Interim Encouragement Award.
Post 11 _ Sorry jwa…I just started reading… you clocked in first with “Also, Too” (great minds think alike..now I have to get to work on a new title).
MY titles (sorry if looks liek plagerized, I haven’t had time to go through them all…I love this stuff!)
Also, Too
Winky Goes to Work (a children’s book she follows the memoirs up with)
btw – does anyone think Palin’s book might end up being banned from the Wasilla Library?
Sarah Palin, the untrue story (banned in Wasilla).
The Palin Governorship: Made by Bill Allen.
Sarah: The Best Governor Bill Could Buy.
Sarah Palin: The anchor in Anchorage.
All The Governor’s Friends.
The Palin Years – Ironhead and Irondog.
The Stud and The Dud: The Palin Years.
“Politics for Dummys”
Hahaha – Oh Problem Child, coffee just went up my nose, (clean up in aisle 3) – laughing so hard.
“Wooten You Like to Know!” started it, I never should’ve taken that second gulp
before Alaska’s First Family Farm: Palin Husbandry for Abundance and Sustainability – too funny.
“The Mommy”
Witchcraft, War and Watchdogs – An Alaskan Tale entirely written by Sarah Palin
Conversations with Sarkozy
Mothering Frights
Twist and Shrill
To Kill a Polar Bear
The Annotated Executive Ethics Act: Wooten You Like to Know!
Mavrix R US
Alaska’s First Family Farm: Palin Husbandry for Abundance and Sustainability
729 Ripley in CT Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 4:10 AM
“Family Planning for Dummies: An Alaskan Pop Up Book”
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Is there a pull out section ??
“Pregnancy Reloaded”
“The successful way of raising one baby with two mommys”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DA-M2NfFAjU
Snow Fright and the Seven Mountains
Thin Ice: The Sarah Palin Story
Polar Bears and Putin: The Mavericky Story of Sarah Palin
The Artic Queen
I haven’t been the same since that house dropped on my sister.
Sarah’s Ark
I’m Queen of the WORLD!!!!
The World According To Barbie
The Alaska Distracta
or
Book to Nowhere
Sorry is either of these have been said.
Oh BTW, AKM, aren’t you incredibly proud of how everyone stayed On Topic here? LOL
“Family Planning for Dummies: An Alaskan Pop Up Book”
I went to bed last night at page 8. Jeez we’re a creative group. Here’s my entry:
Ten Little Republicans
subtitle:
And Then There Was Me
One more, a riff on another one…..
Audacity, also, too.
oops……….
http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20090513.phtml
723 tigerwine Says:
May 14th, 2009 at 2:57 AM
Almost 730 posts!!! This really made folks come out of the woodwork. We really have some creative, hilarious Mudpuppies here!
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I’m thinking new posts record. Love all the “new faces” Letterman clocked in also.too.http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/index/php/20090513.phtml
Have read so many book titles, can’t remember where I read this one, but I liked it.
Alaska Queen Crab
Almost 730 posts!!! This really made folks come out of the woodwork. We really have some creative, hilarious Mudpuppies here!
Night Of The Living Sarah
Bristol!!! Are You Pregnant AGAIN?
You think I’M DUMB? YOU bought THIS book!
I really like “A Bridge Too Far” (not original)
AKM, I hope you’re not still up, knee-deep in brilliance. It’s an impossible job!
It’s My Party (Let Them Cry If They Want To)
Okay, I’ve gone through 714 comments, two kleenexes, one cup of coffee, one pee and I am exhausted from laughing so hard. This is going to get bookmarked. If I ever have a bad day, I’m coming back here to cheer up. I haven’t read anything this funny in my whole life. I think this thread deserves a special link on the blog and a counter for the number of reads. wow. I needed that.
The one that made me stop and wipe the tears the longest:
skidmark journalism
Rouge Coup D’Etat
Governor in Name Only: Paligula and the Naughty Monkey’s
Palin’s Alaska: The Church of State
The Book to Nowhere
Stigmulus
Everyone’s Favorite Also-Ran
The Accidental Shopaholic’s Bible
This Land is MY Land
Entitled: The Rise of Alaska’s Wasillan Aristocracy
and last but not least…..
Where the Hell is Juneau Anyway?
700+ comments….bwaaaahaaaa
who moved my meds
OK AKM, Sorry about the multiple titles in every post. I will cease, desist and resist the urges…
No, multiple titles in one post is just fine! It’s the multiple posts from one person with one title in each that were making my eyes go goofy! AKM
Let Them Eat Cookies
Eskimo Heritage, the Palin Family Struggle with Racial Prejudice
Alaska’s Just Not That into Me
Mommy’s Home!
The Empire Strikes Back
Actual Responsibilities
The Last Frontier: Inside the Mind Of Sarah Palin
Mental Floss: The Sarah Palin Story
The Misperception of Miss Wasilla
GINO’S Book of Knowledge
“Sarah Palin: a menagerie of free association”
“Lyin’, Cheatin’, and Griftin’ for Jesus – How I Reformed America through the Church” of Almighty Opportunity!”
“You like me, you really like me!”
Apologies to S. Field.
If I Only Had a Brain
Juneau I’m an Idiot?
In the category of Titles Already Taken But Hey They’d Be Good:
A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
(Lemony Snicket)
The Crying of State 49 (apologies to Thomas Pynchon)
Cream My Rivals
Audacity. Period.
Connect the Shots: Palin – My Life
Bonus Offer with Every Book: A Red Crayola Crayon
Send SASE Envelope with Original UPC Code & Empty Cartridge
The Winter of My Desecration
Multiple titles all in one post please! Have pity!! 😉
AKM
101 Choices for Attorney General
The Legislature is in Session?
Two Unplanned Pregnancies
Runner Up
Darling Hockey Mom
Diary of a Goposaur
haters,bloggers and the media
how I made them pay
Just Mavricky
No Mudflats, No Malarky
How to Secede in Life and Politics
No Strings Attached
“See Sarah Run. Run, Sarah, Run.”
Hey, you gotta target your marketing to your audience!
Let me Take My Governor Hat Off for a Moment
Predator Control
About Me and More
About Me
Once Upon a Polar Icecap
The Good, Bad, and the Witchy
The Life and Times of Mooselini
Mooselini’s Memoir
Goposaur Governor
Oops.
Alaska, Last Bastion of the Goposaurs–My Base
Alaska, Last Bastion of the Goposaus
Johnnie’s Angel
Bridge Over the River Quagmire
Cruella De Vil in Her Bear Skin
See for Pee
I would be prettier as a Democrat. Even tho I support AIP
by sarah palin my life as the Governor of Alaska .
And I Support Those Wonderful Troops, Also
Fountain of Truth
“Birth of the Palinban in America – or – How I called a Fatwah on truth and accountability in American Politics” by Sarah Palin
…And Then She opened Her Mouth
joan of Arc was no Sarah Palin
Taking liberties with Shannyn Moore’s comments on Countdown:
The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe how about:
The Lying Witch and the Wardrobe
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS
the art of lying
what would Sarah Do
READ THE BOOK & FIND OUT
Dr. Patois lol
my brother is my uncle
i gave birth to my grandsons brother
“If I Did It: How I Could Have Faked a Pregnancy, Not That I Did”
(a la OJ Simpson)
speed pregeancy
how to give birth in 5 weeks short weeks
I was a govenor
and didn’t know it
Trig Has Two Mommies
Whatever the title, I hope flyinyoureye does the cover!
bring home the bacon
how Sarah palin cured Pork [with lipstick]
AKM, I have another request. Can we have a shiny new thread where we make up the first line of Palin’s book??? Oh, please??????
This thread is stellar! 🙂 Applause to all mudpups!
seven mountains,
seven Palins
Now Here
how one word changed Alaska Politicts
[Nowhere]
Lying ain’t easy
How Sarah Palin Hustled the State of Alaska
audio book, SP reads her book for your listen pleasure…..
“if you can listen to the whole thing, I’ll pay you per diems
“My Friend the Witch Doctor Drove The Demons Out of Me”
boomerang
the rise and fall of Sarah
sarah palin unfiltered by MSM
If God only open the door a crack …use a axe.
when g_d gives you hungry ppl
bake cookies
Sarah Doodles: Notes from the ’08 Campaign
life is a cookie
Make WAR, Not LOVE: Abstinence!
i got the base, g_d got the crack[ed doors]
Arctic Cat
Drill, Baby, Drill.
When Sarah Met Johnnie
Watch Me. I Know My Base.
Sarah Sorta: Journals & Stuff from 2008
hahaha, moose!
Not in My Pajamas…
of Sarah Palin: Abstaining from Truth, Ethics or anything else necessary for good Government
Ice-ho, Ice-ho
It’s off to bed I must go. …
Sarah Palin: Not a Blogger in Pajamas
Sarah Palin: A Real Story of Gonzo Government.
or, just plain old…
Gonzo Government.
Gonzo Governor?
Oink
See Sarah Run
A Chapter Book about My Life
OMG…this thread is hilarious! Some real keepers for sure! Betcha SHE or one of her minions is reading all of this! LOL!
Palin’ Around with Palin
Which Lipstick Would Jesus Use?
by Sarah Palin
Highlights from Her Highness
Mirror, Mirror on the Wall
Couldnt stay outta this one….. I am now a former lurker…
Sarah Palin: My bridge and words to nowhere
Queen for Awhile
circle up like musk oxens
how Sarah palin uses her friends
Governor from Here to Nowhere
over my dead body
& other Motherly advice
How I Became a Role Model for the Women of America
This Book May Not Answer Your Actual Questions
Awkward Interviews
Youcantmakethisstuffupistan
OK, I loved windpond’s “From Here to Obscurity”. I would like to add
“From Here to Absurdity”
LOL!!
I promise…..that is my last one.
McCain’s a democrat: Why Sarah doesn’t have an Oval Office
The glory of Sarah: How pajama clad bloggers caused the poor salmon runs, and high oil prices, stopped state aid to disaster areas, and forced Mt. Redoubt to erupt but I kept on governin’ from Indiana
Wasilla Shiller: When God Tells You To Give
My True Story, Also, Too
by Sarah Palin
Pride, Perils and Pitfalls: Palin’s Political Persona
These Boots are Made for ……
Straight Talk from a Hockey Mom
I Have Agreed to a Collaborator, but Every Word is My Own
I’m Making Millions and You Aren’t
In My Crosshairs
My Path to Somewhere
Palin’s Way
Why Palin?
About Me–Sarah Palin
About My Life, Also Too
Back Atcha in Alaska (Maybe)
You Betcha Palin
1001 Names for Your Alaska Baby
Real America–by Sarah Palin
I hope this one got in:
“More On Palin”
Ice-Ho
Government by Blackberry (or How to Micromanage on the Campaign Trail)
101 Ways to Throw Your Friends Under the Bus
Just Say No! How Abstinence Worked for Me and My Family
Why I Should Rule the World
So Many Gates, So Little Time
Hasta La Vista, Wooten!
When Wolves Howl, Helicopters Soar
Bow Down
When Momma Grizzlies Go Mad
Alaska – High on Lies
Denial-i
Milking the System
Trig,Tripp,Track, & Traps
Sarah Palin’s Autobiography in Pictures
Palin’ Around with Snowbillies
Trust Me
From Alaskan Red Neck to VPOTUS Candidate
Sybil
Witch huntin’ for fun and also profit too, you betcha
OMG….my stomach hurts from laughing so hard.
The thought of having to choose….
This is going to be the longest poll in the world, and I still won’t get a tenth of them.
(mopping eyes)
Sarah: Alaska’s true bridge to nowhere
You don’t need to write coherently to get a journalism degree: Success the Palin Way (offer on the back cover–send Sarah 50 cents and two boxtops, and she’ll send you a journalism degree from Palin U.)
Sarah–the darling of real America
“Am I Your Mother”
Out to lunch
Serving Sarah
Three Faces of Sarah
To Have and Have More
The McCain Mutiny
All My Illegitimate Children
Out of Africa, The 51st State
HAIR, and nails and make up and free clothes
Blathering Heights
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Liberals
Driving Miss Crazy
All Gods Creatures (are for shootin’ from helicopters)
How McCain Cost Me the Presidency: The Sarah Palin Story
Abstaining from Reality
I’m so pretty.
The Real Sarah Palin Story – Unserious, Incurious, Incompetent, and Clueless.
All Dressed Up And Nowhere To Go
TRAILER TRASH Morals to live by.
This is for all you lonely blogger’s
With a wink and a plate of cookies: A mother’s true story of rebranding the GOP
“Gullible’s Travails”?
Boobs for God: From Sarah to Carrie,
or How Miss America Tried to Save us From Evil
Miss con…conge…congen…all hell I am nice, also too.
Sarah 2.0: My Story So Far
by Sarah Palin
You wanna piece of me?
Try these,
“The Sarah Palin Story – Crayon Chronicles””
“Sarah spelled backwards is Haras”
“Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh my! Where’s my gun?”
“The Sarah Palin WORK FROM HOME How-to Book”
Screw you, I already collected 11 million dollars!
The Flautist and the Fishpicker: The Palins of Alaska
by Sarah Palin
Sarah’s Excellent Adventure.
When God Slams the Door – and other mavericky tales
From Here to Obscurity – The Sarah Palin Story
“Ha, Ha, got you to buy the book”
Burn BEFORE reading
On a Wink and a Prayer
I’m too sexy for this book.
There’ll be no nailin’ -abstinance motivation – by Sarah Palin forward by Levi Johnston
Red Fuk me Pump Diaries?
Don’t cry for me, Sarah Palin
You can’t make this stuff up.
Don’t Cry for me , Alaska……
please stop!! i can’t take anymore. must sleep. must stop reading and laughing. must turn off laptop and cease giggles. we really are some sick mupups. love you peeps…..b
OK, I’m quitting after this post. Good luck AKM! Many great entries to choose from.
My Heart is a Soulless Hunter……Sarah Palin’s Memoirs
(drawn from The Heart is a Lonely Hunter)
Red Heels at Dawn
Madame de le Moulin Rouge Dans Les Espoirs de la Maison Blanche!
(could work! She doesn’t really speak English…LOL!)
I don’t have a suggestion. I just have to say this is some of the funniest stuff I’ve read in a long time! I’ve told my Twitter and Facebook friends to check this out. Priceless!
“2008 – A Race Odyssey”
“If you can’t win …Cash in!”
DonnaInMichigan (#565):
You forgot one word; it should read
“I ran for vice president and all I got was LOUSY a book deal.”
“CRIME DOES PAY….WINK-WINK!”
Que Sarah Sarah
I’m Here For The Party
Persecuted, Prosecuted – Splitting Hairs by Sarah Palin
Sarah’s GOP: There’s Womb for Everybody
You’ve Got Mail
Sarah Palin: Visionary (Re)
Fatwah’d – The Sarah Palin Saga
“Steal This Book (I’ll Expense it to the State)”
Just Blink
I ran for vice president and all I got was a book deal.
I’m In Charge, But Only If I Don’t Have To Pay The Bill
(that’s the last one for me…midnight here in GA)
“I Could Have Been the Decider, there also”
POLITICS for dummies:)
A tale of two pregnancies
“Winkin’ My Way to Washington”
“Governing the Alaska Way”
Hockey Moms Unite!
The Mavericky Puck Stops Here In Wasilla
Thinkin’ Blinkin’ And Winkin’: How I Got Where I Am Today
“The Tempest and the Tundra”
“Red November”
“Winked when I shoulda Blinked”
“Hell Hath No Fury…”
101 Ethical Violations
and how to beat ’em all!
Schizophrenia And Other Gifts from God There.
Redoubt ash-stimulus cash-MAKE IT GO AWAY!
The Winkin’ Way To Success: It Can Work For You Too!
Follow In My Monkey Pumps: Your Guide To Being Mavericky
There’s No Business Like Monkey Pump Business
Winkin’, Slinkin’ and Todd
Skidmark Journalism.
Postively Palin
from moose chilli to diaster…
Palin’s Perdition: Leading Alaska on the Road to Hell
Mommyship,Governorship for Dummies
Sarah Palin: Just Another Wascal From Wasilla
Blogger me mate! We ain’t in Iderho anymore, Toddo.
Sarah Palin: My Father’s Daughter
I’ll never get through all of these — may I suggest an improvement on Kimosabe’s (#134) suggestion:
YES I CAN!
(Make This Stuff Up)
“I May Not Tell You What You Want To Know, But I Know What I Want To Tell You”
Undaunted Hubris – The Sarah Palin Story
The Sarah Palin Trilogy.
Book 1: The Fellowship.
Book 2: Energy Independence.
Book 3: Hunger in the Yukon.
Book 4: Return to the House of Heath.
{yeah, I know. but the answer is obvious.]
“Reality on Planet Palin”
The Shotgun in an Airplane: How Sarah Palin Saved Alaska’s Natural Resources.
Who Is Sarah Palin? Idaho, Alaska!
Booty Thangin’ The Alaska Way
Snap Judgment: Why I Said Yes Without Talking, No I Did Talk To My Family
Palin Around With AIP
My House And The Hockey Rink: My Favorite Things In Wasilla
No Work Involved: My Jobs As Mayor And Governor
The Life and Times of a Wolfslayer
Mommie Weirdest
2008: A Space Oddity
Tiptoeing Thru the Moose Nuggets
How To : Be Useless 24/7
Nailin Palin?
From Here To Absurdity
D.C. or Bust
The Daze of Whine and Moses
Democracy Failing: How Voters Screwed Sarah Palin in Not Recognizing Her Greatness.
Abstinence is for Losers and Other People’s Daughters.
Audacity of Tripe.
Drillin’ and Killin’
The Lie That Came In From The Cold
Truthiness Without The Truth
Everything No One Wants To Hear About Me
Mama Bear’s Family Secrets
Goldilock’s Not Sleeping In My Bed!
“WWJSOACLT? or….Who Would Jesus Screw Over and Compulsively Lie To?”
Arctic Blunder
I’m Humbly Modest About Being a GOP Role Model ~ by Sarah H. Palin
To Slur With Love
“Runnin’ on Empty”
“Mama Palin’s Guide To Surviving The Apocalypse: I’ll Start It And This Book Will Tell You How To Survive It!” (Bible Not Included)
Circle the Musk Ox
Political Goddess, You Betcha!
Voting “Right” The Alaska Way
Gates, Gates And More Gates
101 Dominations: Getting My Own Way
If Evolution is true, I Wouldn’t be Here
(not original)
Good Enough Is Great: The Palin Doctrine
Pallin’ Around With Palin
Mediocracy: Redefining The Republican Party Palin Style
Sara is just a four letter word!
How to Seek Out an Destroy Pajama Dressed Bloggers in The Series of Tubes
a footnote will point out the fold out map in the middle.
Sarah Palin Unfiltered
The First Dude And Me
Here’s a ” toast” to all you wonderful mudpups and our awsome leader AKM..Sending your favorite drink to ya!! Enjoy…We might be old or young , but we all have a common goal..Take care of one another, nd be there for them..Aww Shucks i”m etting teary eye…Luv you guys…(((hugs))))
The Sarah Palin Story: In My Own Words (or at any rate the dictionary of words, which I own).
Of Course, It’s All About Me
Sarah-centric!!
Governing Alaska: It’s More Work than I Thought
How To Be Me…
The Straight Talk Fiasco: How I Lost The 2008 Election
AIP Forever: The New Alaska
Paying For It: Guide To Free Public Money
WOW! Looks like there may have to be a variety categories for all these great titles! Sooo many good ones!
I Gotcha This Time !
How A Beauty Pageant Prepared Me for Politics
Sarah Palin; Moose Whisperer
Charge of the Slight Brigade: How the Bloggers Hurt My Feelings
Sarah: The New Politics of Alaska
Abstinence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder
Can’t speak? Just Wink!
Counting 101: 40 weeks, 9 months, plus/minus a bunch of days
Zen and The Art of Abstinence (Ghost Rider…The Dud)
Arrested Development: The Saran Palin Story
Magical Thinking: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governance and Abstinence
Idaho to Alaska ~ How I went from Spud to Dud
The Nothing Book: Special Commemorative Sarah Palin Edition
Clothes Encounters of The Blurred Mind
The True Story of Me and the AIP, the GOP, and what the GOD Told Me.
All My Wisdom (A Leaflet by Sarah Palin)
Sarah Palin’s Big Book of Fancy Pageant Walkin’
Steal This Book (and Deny It All Later!)
With Forward by: Dead Turkey Talking!
All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten: The Sarah Palin Guide to Governing
Much Ado About Nothing: The Sarah Palin Story
God and Me at North Idaho College (with apologies to William F. Buckley)
Slaughter Wolves, Chop Off Paw & Collect $150.00 Goverment Handout, Plus Other Sarah Palin Pro-Life Hypocricies!!
Caribou Tales
Someone needs to send a tweet to the governor showing her all the wonderful title ideas for her!! I can only imagine the disgusting choice she might come up with!!
The Lipstick Piggy…Tales From The Swine.
How To Succeed Without Ever Accomplishing Anything.
Also, Too: A Ghostwritten Life
You can catch Shanynn give mudflats a shout-out about this thread on KO here : http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/
Witch Way Up.
My rise in national politics.
Alaska Loves ME
& 10 Other Dreams
Lyin’ In Winter.
(And Spring. And Fall. And Summer. Also.)
When Dummies Win
Absinthe. Obstinance, Absence or Abstinence: I’m sure one of these will work!
Speaking in Tongues: An Autobiography of Sarah Palin
Rapture Ready: The Governor from Wasilla
Godzilla from Wasilla
Gobble, Gobble: A Turkey’s Tale
End-Times: A Hagiography of Sarah Palin
Sarah Palin: An Ersatz Life
Ban This Book! The Sarah Palin Story
Book to Nowhere: The Sarah Palin Story
How all my Sour Grapes turned to Whine
The Skinny On Winning
Sarah Palin: The Woman Without A Brain
The Pork Wore Lipstick
Animals Are my Best Friends: Thats Why I kill Them
The Toddlers Guide to Winning Elections
“The real Sarah” The gift that just keeps on giving!!
The McCain Mutiny: One Whacko’s Story from the Campaign Trail
“The real Sarah” The gift that just keeps giving!!!
I may get busted, but I ain’t flat broke!
“Per Diems, and Pac’s And Clothes…Oh My!”
“And You Thought It Was a Bad Dream”
The Call of the Wild (Well There Was Till We Shot Them All From Helicopters)
Fear of Flying (And Not Being Allowed to Shoot Wolves)
Valley of the Dulls
I Was Right People Will Believe Anything
BFF: Me, Myself, and I”
“Tweeting My Way to the Presidency”
Armed And Disingenuous The Sarah Palin Story
Blessed By God Yet Hated By Bloggers In Pj’s Where Did I Go Wrong By Sarah Palin
Power Winking Takes alot of Engery Also
bringing over from the original thread – 1st page.
“Sarah: The Uncovered Truth In Her Own Worlds”
The Book Of Sarah
Who Needs A Key, When God Is Your LockSmith
READ THIS BOOK NOW
Tomorrow Will Be Too Later Also
“Palin’ with the Palins”
“Gettin’ Back to Ya: What I Learned While Campaigning”
“The Pig Wears Lipstick and Other Fairy Tales” by Sarah Palin
“How to Wink Your Way to Power”
Anglers and Demons: Race-baiting for profit and gain
Gone With the Windbag
1. “From High-School… to High-Office”…..my Paling around Friends.
2. Nepotism – thy Name is Sarah
And this name/word I saw on Huffpo today. Not mine but it fits. simply…
3. “Govzilla” …….or “Govzilla Attacks Washington”
(can you picture her clinging to the top of the Capital Building-rather than the Empire State Building )
The Lipstick Pig Whisperer
How I made Millions Working Part-time and You Can Too, I Mean Also, No, To
One more:
“Saranomics: I Get What You Pay For”
So true austintx – the collective energy here could fire up a power plant!
Sarah Palin Speaks, How I sought Fame, Fortune and Even Distortion of Relationships.
All My Daughters Children
“Idaho: Who you callin’ a ho?” The Sarah Palin Journalism Story
445 Jen in Japan Says:
May 13th, 2009 at 4:43 PM
Palinoscopy
What Happens in Juneau, Stays Off My Agenda
I Meant to Do That: Sarah’s Big Adventure
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Funny !!
“Even a person who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night, may become a Palin when the Sarah bane blooms, and the autumn moon is bright”.
The pace is blistering…….person can’t leave for more than a minute………….
Palinoscopy
What Happens in Juneau, Stays Off My Agenda
I Meant to Do That: Sarah’s Big Adventure
“Wait! Wait! Don’t Tell on Me!”
“Sarah Get Yer Gun or I Can See Bloggers from My Window”
“Word Salad for Dummies”
“Naughty Monkeys Made for Walking: The Political Travels of Sarah Palin”
(heh heh…got to go back and read the rest, popcorn at hand but no liquids)
Blizzard of Words
Taking Life One Per Diem at a Time
Macro Governing: Exclusively
Sarah Palin on Deceptive Governing
Sarah Palin : Governing For Dummies
How to Stay In Office While Doing Nothing
Where In the World is Sarah Sandiego?
How to Govern Alaska – Blackberry Style
Sarah Heath Palin: How I Saved Alaska
Governing 2009 : Appointing Friends to Government Success
sarahccuda – how to eat your competition alive
You puppies rock! Thanks for the laughs!
“How to Influence Your Friends and Alienate All Other People”
“And She’s Tweating Her Blackberry to Heaven”
Hmm…..
“A History of Sarah. Also.”
“Why I Didn’t Blink”
“So Many Words, So Little Time”
“Bloggers – Why They Hate America. And me, also.”
“McCain & Me”
“Russia – It’s Closer Than You Think”
“The wheels on the bus go . . . . THUMP”
Sarah Palin: the Ice Woman Cometh
Beyond the Palindrome
No, You Can’t – Yes, I Can
Sarah Palin: the Gospel Truth About the Sex, Lies, and Video Tape.
Membraneth!
The Pitbull Martyr in Lipstick
The Woman Who Kills All the Wolves
“the puss ‘n the boots”…….”desire under the volcano”……”kissing alaska goodbye”…..b
Who Wants To Be A Millionaie and President?
Sarah Palin: how to Updo and Outdo the Competition
Night of the Living Palins
Seriously Frivolous
Sarah Palin: the Mama Grizzly of Alaskan Politics
Poor Pitiful Picked on Me, My Presidential Platform
Granny Palin: my Life as a Fertile Myrtle
Sarah Tonin’
Governor Pilgrim: the Sarah Palin Story
Sarah: any Time is a Good Time for Goodbyes
“Nowhere, Alaska” The story of Sarah Palin’s political aspirations
Hot Sex on a Snowmachine, or my Life as an Alaskan Beauty Queen (partially sponsored by Arctic Cat)
The End Days of Our Lives
Do These Lies Make Me Look Fat?
It’s My Party and I can Lie If I Want To
“The Devil’s in the Details – That’s why I avoid them”
Oh Lord, the temptation is just too much.
“The Tapping of the Gash”
“How The Gash was Tapped”
“The Gash in Alaska”
Should I go on?
Hahahahaha
Sorry but I just couldn’t resist.
Oh Lord, the temptation is just too much.
“The Tapping of the Gash”
“How The Gash was Tapped”
“The Gash in Alaska”
Should I go on?
Hahahahaha
Sorry but I just couldn’t resist.
Gone With the Polar Bears
“I Keep Knockin’ But Someone Locked the Door”
This is addictive like giving drugs to an addict — I gotta stop!!!!!
Sarah: Beauty is a Beast (and shoots beasts, too, also)
the greatest story ever sold
Here’s a variation:
A Fishpicker in Pumps: The Sarah Palin Story
Fertilla Wasilla…OMG…I’m still laughing…everybody has great titles…but the person who came up with Fertilla Wasilla or Fertilla from Wasilla…oh my …..tears, snot…laughter…too hilarious.
Sarah Palin: Girl from Wasilla to Queen of Alaska, You Betcha!
Grapes of Graft
All My Lies
The Days of Our Lies
Great White Dope
Bitchcraft
The Old Man and Me
Grab It, Run!
The Gospel of Sarah Palin: To Hell with science; Have faith in ME!
To follow up to AKRaven’s suggestion:
Who’s Sarah?
or
What’s Sarah?
When Fishpickers Wear High Heels: The Sarah Palin Story
Tradin Babies
Coffee Time with Sarah and Sherry
All my Babies, my story of a Virgin Birth
No Thank You, A Book from Nowhere
A nod to Abbie Hoffman:
“Burn This Book”
“Where’s Sarah?” She wouldn’t have to write this one, but only show off her geographical knowledge of Alaska. She could be in the crowd of towns in Alaska and viewers would try to find her. This would be better than her ACTUALLY having to go to towns across Alaska, and the reader would learn a little Alaskan geography. A win for all concerned!
Beyond The Palin
I am laughing hysterically from reading these posts. You people are incredibly funny.
“People who need Sheeple: The Sarah Palin story”
“Doorknobs Are For Wusses”
Show Me a Door
Also, Too.
Sarah’s Book of Revelations (Ghost writer….God)
A Wind in the Door: How God blew open my Future.
“Sarah Palin’s Favorite Cookie Recipes – Learn How To Bake Your Way Out Of Any Situation!”
I Promoted My High School Yearbook
Pallin’ Around With My High School Delinquents
Sarah Palin: UNPLUGGED
The Baby Name Book. Palin style.
Or, misquoting Sue-
I’ll find out and get back AT ya!
@InJuneau: your last one made me think of a song!
“Griftin’, griftin’, griftin’ on a river”
(apologies to Tina Turner)
I know this one is technically already taken, but how about “The Secret”? LOL
The Palinstine Prophecy
Recipes for a New America: The Sarah Palin Cookbook
Can’t resist this one for the Christian-imprint version:
The Palin-Driven Life
The Devil wears Prada.
I can’t stop!
Stairway to Heaven-The Sarah Palin Climb
Iron Womb
How to Become a Millionaire on Taxpayer’s Funds: The Sarah Palin Story
WAR and Piece.
Audacity of a Dope (many credited with this one)
Dreams of My Fat head
Malice in Wonderland
The Velveteen Grab-it (and run)
O, Babble on!
The 7 Habits of Highly Ineffective Governors
“I’m Running Out of Places to Hide the Bodies”
“Some People Are Alive Cause It’s Illegal to Shoot Them”
“I Can See Bloggers From My Helicopter”
This is too much fun!!!!!!!!
Grifting, Grifting over the Ocean Blue (Putin, I SEE You!)
Cronyism 101–How to give jobs to all your high school buds, especially if they like cows
Protectin’ Real America when Putin Rears His Ugly Head, or All My Foreign Experience Also Too
The Tweeting Twitterer: Tales of a Grifter
“IT’S GOTTA BE ALL ABOUT JOB CREATION: The Secret to Getting Postions for Which You Are Completely Unqualified!”
“CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN: Setting Up Your Own Legal Defense Fund for Fun and Profit!”
If the empathy belly fits, you must acquit!
Or
“I’ll Find Out and Git Back to Ya”
Or
“How You Too Also Can Be a Dummy and Governor Too Also”
How about
“Alaska – Its All About ME And For ME”
“Throw Sarah Under the Train”
“My Way or the Highway to Nowhere”
“God Made Me Do It”
The Palin Family :
kooks & Liars
Rouge Cou:
Sarah Style
Bluff & Bluster:
How I did it!
See Sarah Run
Run Sarah Run
ATTACK!
My life story by Sarah Palin
The Legend of Robbin’ Cuda
Sarah Palin: My Life’s Story – I Didn’t Blink and Just Did What God Told ME To Do – Honestly, Also
“The Silence of the Turkeys”
My Favorite….from….
whiskyotter @ #316
What to Expect When You’re Faking Expecting
Great one!!! ROFLOL Thanks!!
“No Returns, No Refunds”
OK – This is addictive:
Dude, Where’s My Clothes?
Planes, Trains & Automobiles – You Paid For ‘Em!
From Nyet to Da – My Foreign Policy Experience
Also Katie….
Throw Mama From The Train
Permalips
Pipe Dreams
A Wasilla Home Companion
Above Average: The Contrived History of the Palin Family
Moosepoopin
Glory Daze
We’re Better Than The Johnstons
PAC My Bags
I Eat Live Boogers
The Alaskas On-line Press Almost Caught Me
Traveling the road to NO where.
Alaska’s RED hot momma.
The world according to GINO.
A visit to my world, the scary truth.
“How I Got Recalled” by Sarah P
Tuesdays with Moron
(not original to me but made me laugh)
Me, Sarah – A True Story (of a Hypocrite)
“The Great Palin Train Wreck”
“Effectively Governor – in only 5 minutes a day for dummies” by A Dummy
How to win Fools and Influence Sheeple
Vacant and Vapid Striving for VP
“Alaska Baby , Was It Good ?? I Loved It !!”
Missed Congeniality
…Known as Maverick or The Maverick wears Prada…
Washington Winks, the Nation Blinks
Ah, Professor, I’m on the same track
Winkin’ my way from Wasilla to Washington
Other People’s Money
Wink Your Way To The Top
Crack Doors
How Sarah Palin Squeezed her Way Into the Nation Spotlight
You Can Just Make This Stuff Up! Also.
The totally incredible but true (wink, wink) story of poor, misunderstood Sarah Heath Palin (press here to make a donation)
Me Guv You Long Time
Sarah Palin
The End of an Error
The Palin Doctrine
[Do Not Read Unsupervised]
Pit Bulls, Monkeys, and Bear Cubs
A Bed Time Fable -or – How to cure Your Insomnia
See, Spot, Run
If At First You Don’t Succeed…
… Lie, Lie Again!
Sarah Palin: Victim of Circus Pants
Minneapolis on $59,000 a Day
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: The strange and terrible saga of Sarah Palin
“How Red Shoes and Down’s Syndrome Almost Got Me Into the White House”
wow…over 300 responses! the creative juices are flowing
My stomach is starting to hurt – mudpups you make me laugh… hats off to all. =)
I like “Six Years, Five Colleges, Four Kids, Three Jobs, Two Grandkids, One Husband and Zero High School Graduates Later: My True Story” from Miss Demeanor (p. 2).
And a partridge in a pear tree…
Grover Says:
May 13th, 2009 at 2:31 PM
Sorry, Ga Peach. Wasn’t trying to steal your title; I posted my before reading all the others.
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No worries, Grover. Yours is better.
Huey Long in Drag
How To Succeed In Politics Only By Lying
It Takes a Village Idiot
Who’s Your Mama?
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House
Moose Stew for the Ethically Challenged Soul
Who Moved My Vice Presidency?
I, Narcissus:
How I Bamboozled, Bullied and BS’ed My Way to Fame…And I Ain’t Done Yet!
Que Sarah Sarah (Whatever Will Be Will Be)
From Sandpoint to Wasilla: The Life and Times of a Alaskan Hockey Mom
“Alaska , Kiss My Ass”
What to Expect When You’re Faking Expecting
Satan Was Trying To Tempt Me……sorry I stole that from Miss California
“Write This ? I Don’t Even Read”
Whine and Dine: Sarah Palin’s Cookbook for Sissies
I’ll Have Cheese With My Whine
Sarah: When Jesus Rears His Head, I Listen
“Tripe , Drivel , Lies……..The Combo Plate of My Life”
Days of Whine and Ruses
or
Days of Whine and Poses
Why I wrote this book because I’ve read most of them, again with a great appreciation for the press, for the media, Um, all of them, any of them that have been in front of me all these years, except this one
Sarah’s Wildlife Coloring Book
The Audacity of Dope
I haven’t had time to read all of these, so if this repeats anyone, I apologize:
Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder
Clueless in Wasilla – The Sarah Palin Story
With Six You Get Juneau
Pride and Precipice
1. “INTOXICATING – Drunk on Power”
2. ” Traveling the Political Highway…ALWAYS turning RIGHT”
3. NASCAR Fans Heart (insert the ‘heart’ symbol here) Palin- Our Maverick turns RIGHT.. Not Left
Skypiloting … for dummys
The devil made me say that..
North State Grifter
Oh, I forgot…
Sarah’s Labours Lost
Jesus on my BlackBerry
by Sarah H. Palin
Brainless in Wasilla
Fertilla in Wasilla.
“An Incovenient Goof”
Fall of an Angel: The story of Sarah-fin
(ok, I’m stretching it now)
Meet Me In The Refuge State: End Time Notes with Sarah Palin
Sorry, Ga Peach. Wasn’t trying to steal your title; I posted my before reading all the others.
She could just “borrow” from Bill
The Comedy of Sarah
Much Ado About Sarah
The Taming of the Shrew
The Tempest
or
A Tale of Two Sarahs
Bleak House, The Palins of Wasilla
The Origins of Sarah
Are You Experienced?
Steal This Book!
A Convenient Truth
Crime Without Punishment
You Can Make This Stuff Up!
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, Ask What You Can Do For Me!
Or, how about “Word Salad, Musings of Sarah Palin”.
I apologize if this has already been posted.
Stupid is as Stupid does.
“Alaska , You Just Got Punked”
Joan of Wasilla: The Sarah Palin Story
Gird Your Loins-The Sarah Palin Story
Dont Cry For Me Wasilla by Evita Palin
These Little Town Blues
Under The Bus
Spawned
Per Diem – A Day In the Kingdom
Pomp and Pagentry
Walk A Mile In My Naughty Monkeys
Pivot, Wave, Smile – You Just Can’t Blink
Out Of Context – The Classic Sarah Palin
“Polar Bears And Wolves AND Turkeys, Oh My!”
“Tfpoiejwoaisf niot siovut hioeshfg”
Sarah’s Trace Your Ancestry Home DNA Kit: Find Out Who Your Real Relatives Are And Who Is Just A Visitor! (Includes A Lockable Scrapbook!)
Scientology and Jesus, I Don’t Get It Either
Can You Even Dye My Eyes To Match My Gown?
Rats. Should be:
“Call Me Sarah”: From Wasilla to Juneau
Sarah, The Barbarian
(did someone also say that…I just can’t remember all of them….don’t want to step on toes)
Parah Salin (from my granddaughter! She caught me!)
Carabou Barbie Speaks
All My Wassilla Hillbilles
The Lying Game
The Beauty Queen of Right Wing Politics
GOD Speaks to Sarah Palin
The Beauty and the Beast Expose
Ethics Shrugged
I Can See The White House From My House
“Abstinence and Malice”
Winkin’, Not Blinkin’, and Todd
“Call Me Sarah”: From Wasilla to the Juneau
@austintx:
well, ya know, “mudpups just wanna have fun!”
“My Trip to Niemans”
or simply
“Also”
The Life & Times of a Grifter
I Will Tell You Why The Oceans Near The Shore Also Too
After Confirin’ With Jesus Here I Am
Sarahcuda! How Basketball Shaped My Political Philosophy
Maverick Moves: How a Wasilla Mom Became the VP nominee
“O, if I only had a brain . . “
“Sarah Palin: The Unstoppable Ginocerous”
At this pace – I think this thread will have the most posts of all. We still have the afternoon and evening shift to go. Yay lurkers !! AKM has her work cut out for her. Great titles guys !!
How to do it until the courts make you stop.
Ok, last ones from me. =)
“Sarah Palin: Smiting Liberals For You And Me”
“Sarah Shrugged”
My Ding-a-Derry Life and Times Also
To Mock and Kill a Polar Bear
Pageant Waves and Flute Notes
I have laughed all the way town to here. All are great!!! LOL
Fairy Tales Can Come True
by Meg Stapleton…I mean Sarah Plain
Democrats Would Have Loved Me
Sarah Who?
Addictive……
I think I like these two the best:
Pulling Out Early
A Wink in Time
“Rebels and How to Achieve, More, More More!!!”
“Barracuda Bytes”
This one made me laugh the most, thanks UKLady!
“The Vagina Moronlogues’
Clueless in Wasilla
On a clear day I can see Juneau
Sarahface
I had Scarahface before, but I like Sarahface better, =)
Mein Pomp
And one more that I posted on Progressive AK:
Jesus In Her Handbag: The Sarah Heath Palin Story
Here are a couple more I posted on Progressive AK –
Pageant Walker: Why an AK Governor Wears Naughty Monkey Shoes
“Sarah, Smile!” or How an Hall and Oates Song Inspired a Political Career
2012…A Space Cadet’s Odyssey —Wishful Thinking
Grim Fairy Tales
The Accidental Governor
Fear and Loathing in Alaska
A Hypocrite’s Guide to the Universe
(he he..this is fun!)
Queen Esther Reincarnate
Sarah: Unplugged
AKM – You got a live one here !! Lurkers are out in force !!
Ah-h…….FUN TIMES !!
“Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest”
The Audacity of Stupid
I love this one: “Nonsense and Nonsensibility”
“The Memoirs of Sarah Palin – Or, How To Waste 12 Hours Of Your Life For Less Than $30!”
The Unchained Memoir (Unchained Melody)
The five faces of Sarah.
Pro-America!
Bride of Chance The Gardener
Ethics Are For Sissies
Top Ten Book Titles:
10. Why Stupid People Matter Also Too
9. In This Great Nation With I
8. Crippling The Leftwing With Bullets Sold At Your Fireworks Stand
7. Lipstick for a Dipstick!
8. Vice President Cheney, My Hero, My Guy, My GOD …He just shot me!
6. Todd and I and Them and Us: A Palin Family Life History Making In My Own
Words Without The Elite Lies Also
5. Sarah Speaks! And In Only The Way She Can!
4. You Know You’re A Redneck If…We Make Levi Look All Harvard-y
3. My Spokesgal Is An Idiot! How To Hire People Who Are Smarter Than You Can Be Too!
2. I’m So Tired of Siding. Buy This Book.
And the number one title for Sarah Palin’s book:
“My Autobiography Written In A Car”
That’s what that means, isn’t it?
L’État c’est Moi. (I am the State)
Life IS Like a Box of Chocolates: The Sarah Palin Story
Having It All, At Other’s Expense
I’ve got to stop; this is addictive. One more; “I Did It My Way”.
Sarah Palin: Me, Myself, and I. How I stretched my 15 minutes of infamy into a long, tortured winter for natives, polar bears, teens, rape and incest victims, wolves, Levi, non Arctic Cat fans, my kids (leave them out of this) and anyone else that can’t get me money from the oil mavens.
I Can See a Royalty Check from My House!
….stepping away….
One more:
Of Course I Wrote This Book
“Where Grifters Dare”
“I am the Cookie Monster”
I was over on Progressive Alaska and suggested:
WAR and Sleaze
and
How to Promote Friends and Irritate People
😉
All and Everything – About Me!
Life Is Real Only Then When I Am in the Spotlight
Faking It Made Simple
99 Ways to Lose an Election
Happiness Is a Warm AK-47
The Fine Art of Grifting: How to Set Up PACs and Trust Funds
Imagine … Me Governing You
(Gah, this is too easy… must .. stop .. now ..)
Palinocchio? Nah…………..
Sarracudda
Grifter Tales: Book 1: How the Naughty Monkey Shoes Helped Me Jump the Shark
See Sarah Run
The Universe Revolves Around Me, Katie
by Sarah Plain
Hypocrisy from Heaven
Ineffectual
A Brief History of the Universe that Centers Around Me Also.
I Was Alaska
(One Year Later)
Wasilla Chillbilly: Mavericky Maven
No Ethics:A Grifters Family Tale
Sarh Palin ,Governor/ Journalist: A Degree Too Far
Sarah Palin: My Life As A Stupid Star
Lying Liars and How I Became One
Election Rejection by Maverick Deception
Sarah Palin: Destroying Ethics Complaints One Hater At A Time”
Are You Smarter Than An Alaska Governor?
On a clear day, you can see Putin
“Tales Of An Arctic Plains Grifter”
“I Hate Polar Bears And So Can You!”
Ethics are for Losers
Pimp those Naughty Monkeys
Neiman Marcus, Here I Come
I was gonna say “Say It Ain’t So, Joe!”, but AKaurora beat me to it!! So, that’s my favorite!
1. ‘Silk Boxers – why we love Them’…. by Todd & Sarah
2. “EmbarASS-ing Moments & Silk Boxers …Never be caught with Your Pants down”
“How I Plan On Destroying The World”
“Reflections on My Road to Deep Doodoo”
I love WakeUpAmerica’s “The Lyin’, The Witch, and the Wardrobe”!
“You betcha I wrote this book, also.”
“Life at the Wasilla Hilton”
“No More PJ’s
No More Work
No More Bloggers
Who Always Lurk”
“It’s MY Story
And I’m Sticking To It”
“How To Derail the Straight Talk Express on the Bridge to Nowhere”
The Devil Wears Red Monkey Shoes
“Wham, Bam, Thank You Alaska”
Salad dressing.
Memoirs of a Narcissist
Scarahface
I Need To give It a Title?
What Volcano?
Ok I Wrote the Book Now Gimme The Crown
My Secret Love Affair With Boss Limbaugh
The Grifters of Alaska
Lord of the Lies
Palingate: In My Own Words
or
Shootin’ the Wooten: Fables that Enable
Mental Torture
Sarah in a nutshell
How the Press Screwed Me and the Christians Saved Me.
Sarah Palin
Bought & Paid for by Alaskans
“Bloged down in Alaska”
a tale of pajamas and basements
Alaska’s Royalty
Don’t Countess Meout
Read My Lips Blogger’s
“I Can See Russia from MY House , FU national media”
The Love of Alaska
It’s her story…she’ll make the title look good for her….this could be construed as her love of Alaska or that she is the Love of Alaska….
“Sarah Palin: These Boots Are Going To Walk All Over You”
The book that Katie Couric could not write
“The Bible 2: Sarah Palin Edition”
“Polar Bears Are The Devil”
Collecting clothes for charity, the maverick way
How bout just “GOTCHA!!!”
Wow…over 152 comments…I’ll never catch up!! Before I go back to comments, let me share one….
Sarah Plain: Political Hoax of the Century
The Plain Story: Lies, Lies and More Lies
Lipstick Mama
Okay…I’ll stop….ohohohohohohoh…one more…. The Art of Panhandling (or how to get free legal advice)
“Welcome to End Times – The Sarah Palin Story”
“It aint easy being cold & greasy”
The Lipstick Twitter
“It’s me, Sarah, Gettin’ Back to Ya”
“I Can’t Read: Confessions of A Snowbilly”
How about:
“True (?) Confessions of a Pathological Liar — the Palin Story.”
Has anyone suggested “Say it ain’t so (over and over and over again)”?
“Gotcha, Media! (The Revenge of Sarah Palin on the MSM)”
“The Imaginary Conception”
“Regrets ? Not a One”
Repeating my idea from the forum: “Palin!”
“Why God Voted For Me – And Other Delusions”
“That was a Close Call, America … Maybe Next Time”
Tom Cruise has already said the line…But I don’t think it is a Book.
” Show ME… the Money”
The Maverick & The Snowman
“Married to God – Sorry Todd”
GA Peach a/k/a Lance the Boil aka Crust Scramble Says:
A Twit Tweets (thanks C.Rock)
I Love It. ! !
“You Bought It , You Name It”
“Alaska , It’s Been a Business Doing Pleasure With You”
“How I Chumped Alaska”
Sarah Palin: Fighting the gotcha media one press release at a time…and also too, 1,000 ways cookies can save a village.
“How Tina Fey Changed My Life”
A Twit Tweets (thanks C.Rock)
Truth is overrated, but so am I
Flannelette nightmares!!
(I had to ring my 82 yr old mother to find the correct spelling) and it is probably still incorrect!
Tweeting My way to Truth
“DIY Lipstick Tatoos – A Home Guide By Sarah Palin”
“If You Bought This You’re A Moron – and other potent potables”
With a nod to CS Lewis
The Problem of Palin
The Chronicles of a Narcissist
Mere Stupidity
The Screwup Journal
A Grifter Observed
Ethics R 4 Dummies
Doubt & Redoubt: The Volcanic Political Career of an Evangelical Alaskan Beauty Queen Runner Up
My Pet Gloat
“You can’t Make this Stuff Up”
“Ms. Alaska … at last!”
Abstinence and Prejudice
“How Does It Feel Now That Your Wallet Is $29.99 Lighter, Suckas!”
The unbearable lightness of being (Sarah)
As If I Really Wrote This
“Sarah Palin: The Arctic Catastrophe”
Ethics ARE for Dummies
The Rise and Fall of a Naughty Governor!
It’s All Todd’s Fault!
Sarah…Hear Me Screech!
Oh, Darn It…Here’s the Truth! (wink, wink)
Palin’ around with Palin…………..me
The New Testament of Sarah Palin…… Shannyn Moore
Mt Redoubt and my New Friends…….me
“Don’t cry for me, Alaska” the story of Saracould’a. (Animals WERE hurt in the production of the movie)………Yermammy
“Lies Wide Open………… AddyGmom
“Off Limits But On Per Diems”
Trigonometry: How Fashion-Assisted Camouflage Can Hide Your First Grandbaby
Any Witch Way
Sex, Lies and Polar Bears.
“Why I Can Lie and Still Not Look Like Pinnochio”
Alaskan Deliverance
“Palin: The Guv that did not Gov”
Faux News from an Alaskan Governor
How I Caused the Downfall of Harper/Row
Inflatable Sarah…the GOP’s New Toy!
Who Says I Can’t Do It?
Creationism–My Way
This is way too much fun!!!!!!!!!
“No Carbs – No Calories – No Truth
A Word Salad
You Betcha”
“Red Monkey Shoes & the Faux Pit-Bull”
“Red Monkey Shoes Are Made For Balking”
How Dare They Boo Piper
“Sarah Palin: 100 Things You Didn’t Want To Know About Me”
The Door That Did Not open
Be Still and Know That I’m the way
The Second Coming
Lies to Nowwhere
Just gimme the money
How to turn your journalism degree into a goldmine
How to lie to get ahead
Abstinence does not make the heart grow fonder
The Blame Game
“Libruls Not Included: A Path To Real Amurika”
“How To Fool Your Kids Into Eating Moose Meat”
Warning! For Palinbots Only! (Unless you are a masochist, please don’t open this book.)
How SarahPac Saved Me
Abstinence, Governing, Telling the Truth and Other Things I Don’t Know Much About
Days of Whine and Poseurs
“Why You Should Vote For Me – And Not Go To Hell”
“101 Ways To Cook A Polar Bear”
Uselessys’
‘Slaughterhouse Five and Other Turkeys’
‘The Vagina Moronlogues’
I could do this all night.
“Exorcism For Dummies – And Other Soul Saving Tips”
“Dashing Great Expectations”
Sarah Palin’s Big Pop-Up Book of Politics
with free box of crayons, also too!
On the Edge of the Bridge to Nowhere
“Pushing Through the Door to Nowhere”
“Nonsense and Nonsensibility”
Progressing and Pandering the Palins
Pallin’ Around With Trolls
“Thanks , But No Thanks”
Checkpoint Charlie and Other Tortuous Tales of MSM
er, Too.
“How To Talk To A Smart Person – A Practical Guide For Palinistas”
“How To have Talk To Your Children About Abstinence”
“Sex: The Devil Does It To”
Limbaugh Made Me Do It!
Palin….through the Eyes of Sarah….with the aid of Greta, Rush, Dr. Witcheroo et al
I Thought It Was a Beauty Contest!
Lessons from the Texas Cheerleader Mom and Others Who Take Out Anyone that Gets in Their Way
“OPM -That’s How I Roll”
{ Other Peoples Money }
An Inconvenient Truth: Meltdown of Sarah Palin
Also…
“Hey Liberals, Stimulate This!” – By Sarah Palin
How to look sexy hot for under just under 200K—with someone else’s money.
Maybe I should add:
A Book about Me, Me and only ME – so help me God.
Why I Never Shot a Hubris Out of Season
SO THERE KATIE !
Narcissisms too, Why They’re my Favorite Flowers Also
Sarah Vain and Simple….you betcha…..or How I winked my way into the GOP
I think it should be “Color Me Phony”
“Show Me the Door”
Say It Ain’t So, Joe!
Flanalette nightmares!!
A Book about Me, Me and only Me.
I am the Center of the Universe
My Presidential Platform…by Sarah Palin
It’s MY party, and I do whatever I wanta
” Schadenfreude: My Journey through the Garden of Self-Awareness”
“If I Only Had A Brain – And Other Fun Musings”
Palinocchio; The Sometimes True Store of a Religious Puppet Who Turns Maver-icky.
“A Practical Guide To Ginology”
“Still Crazy After All These Years” (apologies to Paul Simon)
I’ll Try to Find You Some and I’ll Bring Them to You – and Here They Are in this Book
I May Not Answer the Questions That You Want to Read, but I’m Going to Talk Straight to the American People and Let Them Know My Track Record Also.
Another Part of the Country – What I Learned About Wonderful Little Pockets of What I Call the Real America, Being Here With All of You Hard Working Very Patriotic, Very Pro-America Areas of This Great Nation and Also, Too, Wrote Down in This Book With My Degree in Journalism
“The Audacity of Me”
Where’s the challenge in this? Naming a book for her is way too easy. Now, picking one title will be difficult.
Sarah’s Colorin’ Book o’ Fun *special discount for Team Sarah members*
Vanity Fare to Nowhere
Sarah, the Gift that Keeps on Giving
“How This Book Made Me Rich – And Other Revelations”
Thank you AKM, I felt foolish that I didn’t notice that at the bottom of the other open thread , you had invited titles.
Here’s my entry for now…….. SO THERE!
It has become very obvious that you were not the only one! Glad you said something! AKM
All So Sarah
Bogus: The Life of Sarah Palin
Baked Alaskan and Other Recipes for Disaster
My favorite is “In What Respect, God?”
My Children are Off Limits, or, a Personal Journey through the Lives of my Children.
‘Prideful and Prejudiced’
‘The Gripes of Froth’
‘Blah from the Madding Crowd’
‘Rumplestinkspin’
“Carpe Per Diem”
I didn’t make it up, but I love it.
Last year at the blog firedoglake, I held a contest on poems about Ted Stevens. Maybe Mudflats should hold a two-day or three-day contest for best book title. Have readers rank their top ten during one post thread. Then whittle it down until you can vote on the top five. Or something like that.
My favorite at this post is “Also Too Sprach Sarathushtra”
But there are also a lot of other good ones also.
Oz Revisited: As Told by the Wicked Witch of the North
Burn after Reading
It’s All About Job Creation
The Lying, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
Sarah Palin: Plumbin’ Amerika 1 Librul At A Time”
Are you there God? It’s me, Sarah.
Northern Overexposure
Exxonerated
I Can See the Truth From my House, and it’s Butt Ugly.
“If I was VP… and other tales of fiction”
“Reading, Riting, Rithmatic, Boy oh Boy They Make Me Sick.”
“Six Years, Five Colleges, Four Kids, Three Jobs, Two Grandkids, One Husband and Zero High School Graduates Later: My True Story”
“Also Too Sprach Sarathushtra” wherein the author describes her personal struggle between aša (truth) and druj (lies).
“Picture Time With Sarah Palin” *ability to read not necessary*
The Wasilla Literary and Moose Pucky Pie Society
(With apologies to a wonderful book called “The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society” – a great read.)
Frivolous Complaints (or How I Beat the Bloggers)
I’ll add one, ‘Sarah explains why SHE can lie but no one else can”. BUT, I think bloooper may have a winner..
“Sarah Palin: A Heartbeat Away From Lunacy”
In what respect, God?
“If You Can Read This Title You’re Too Smart For This Book”
I kinda like “Palin Place”
Gettin’ Even: My Life Story
Fear and Loathing in Wasilla: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the Alaskan Dream
The Curious Case of Sarah Palin
I Can Do Whatever I Want Until the Courts Tell Me I Can’t – Including also this Book
“Why I didn’t get back to ya!” Wink, Wink
Winkin’, Blinkin’ and Todd
Griftus Interruptus (I’ll do it till the court tells me to stop)
Walking With Dinosaurs
Witch Doctor to Choose: A Guide to Modern Evangelical Medicine
The Voices In My Head
Land of the Lost (Ethics)
“How To Field Dress A Liberal In Less Than 30 Minutes” *Or your money back!*
^Misworded on purpose^
Sarah Palin’s Dreams
“View to A Kill”
“Wasilla Edition”
The Race to Nowhere
Barracuda Style:
How look good and cash in on your infamy.
“Learnin’ to Read Is Easy As ABC, By Sarah Palin.”
Sarah Unplugged (and Unhinged)
Culdesac to Glory: My LIfe’s Journey
Sarah, Palin and Tall (Tale)
Wasilla Beauty’s Fairytale
“Governin’ For Dummies”
The Call of the Vile
Governor’s Travels
Northern Disclosure
Pulling Out Early
A Wink in Time
“Prideful and Prejudiced”
Everyone (but me) Poops.
“Hate And The Hating Haters Who Hate Me”
Vacuous Vindication
The Palin How-To Series:
The One Minute Governor: making time for your own agenda by not blinking
Under the Banner of Alaska: hiding your true motivations by abusing your state’s good name
The Narcissist’s Dilemma: It’s all about me. No, ME!
Into Thin Air: clearing your administration of pesky whistleblowers and incriminating e-mails
Into the Wild: a guide for banishing blogs and the annoying anonymous pajama-clad blogging bloggers who write them
The Electric Kool-Aid Arctic Cat Test: how to determine who’ll buy what you’re selling
NARCISSIST, SOCIOPATH….YUP…THAT’S ME….SARAH!
“The Wasilla Thrilla: Coming To A Town Near You”
Hold Me Accountable
Growing up Palin
The Sarah Palin Chronicles-Unfiltered, Open and Transparent
Sarah Palin, AGIA and TransCanada
Alaska’s Dream Team
From Alaska to Russia, Canada, and Africa
Geography and Foreign Policy according to Sarah Palin
Sex, Lies and Guns
How I became so popular with the extreme right wing conservatives.
Pride and Prejudice: the Rise and Fall of Sarah Phalin’
Pulp Diction
“Sarah Palin: A Heartbeat Away From Lunacy”
Having created this meme – at least I think I did – back on November 16th or 17th, I doubt there’s an easy way to find all the blogs that have posted Palin book-naming contests since. This is round two, with the real book deal being announced.
There are probably enough real and unique titles to her projected book now to fill more pages than the book itself will have in it.
Maybe somebody like Steve Aufrecht or some other detail-oriented person can find a search engine that will sort the titles by number of times the same title has ben suggested by different commenters at different blogs. For instance, I’ve seen “The Audacity of Dope” posted at at least six different blogs, by different commenters, so it haas probably been suggested far more times than six.
Rush in Like a Reformer, Deny, Blame and….I How I Am Always a “Victim”
In What Respect Charlie?
The Sequel: Any of them, all of them.
“From Rags To Righteousness”
Adderal Haze, the Story of one Woman’s Lost Grip on Reality
My Dream of a Bitter America
The Victimization of Sarah Palin on her Road Trip from Wasilla to the White House
Sarah Palin: And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it wasn’t for these darn bloggers!
My Wild Ride
A Tale of two Leaders, Me and Pastor Muthee
Evolution? Can’t Prove it by Me!
Pulp Friction: a Tale of Whoa in the Last Frontier
Aw nuts … let me try again w/correct spelling
The Sarah Palin Story: Why You Should Blink AND Then Say No When a Very Old Presidential Candidate Ask You If You Want to be His Running Mate
The Sarah Palin Story: Why You Should Blink AND Then Say No When a Very Old Presidential Candidate Ask You If You Wnat to be His Running Mate
100 Ways to Prepare Word Salad and Fecal Dressing
Sarah Palin: Profiles in Ineptitude
“The Subpeona-a-Day Desk Calendar”
“1001 Wasillans – The Palin Family”
“Seven Inlaws for Seven Brothers”
“Don’t Know Much About Geography … – the Sarah Palin Story”
“Meth and Methodology: A Normative Analysis of Taigal Hermeneutics”
“The Difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pit Bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 Suits”
“In What Respect, Charlie…”
“Oil Of Me”
“East Of Sweden”
Also, Too
Politics for Dummies
Das Krapital
I’m Mavericky and So Can You
and, (too easy) The Lyin’, the Witch, and the Wardrobe
It Wasn’t Me!! : The Quintessential Layman’s Guidebook to Politics, Childbirth, and Getting Full Credit for Getting Things Done
” Grifters – R – US”
(with links to 5 different websites to send the money to… of course)
AND….Coupons for 25% off ‘Artic Cat’ gear….. on the last page of the book
Sarah
Telling the Misperceptions &
Unfogging My Mind
Madame Bloviating
The White Album.
“The Audacity of a Dope”
Sarah Palin
Open Honest Transparent and Ethical
“Hi , My Name is Sarah and I Have Schizophasia”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia