Palin Streetbrawl Gear
Available in a ladies’ ringer tee and a men’s long-sleeve raglan, The Bristol Palin Boxing Academy shirt lets you show your support for the home team! Perfect attire for that hung-over brunch at Snow City Café. Features Mudflats logo on the front.
Or for an all-up-front style, choose the classic panorama of the Palin Family Brawl, featuring Bristol, Todd, Track, Sarah and the whole drunken rumpus, available in a variety of colors in short and long-sleeved styles. Great loungewear for recovery day while you ice your injuries.
Wonkette said of this image: “That there is like the Bayeux Tapestry of meth-fueled hillbilly grifter brawls.” And that’s good enough for us.
I think the Bayeaux Tapestry comparisons are misguided. It’s really more a modern Guernica.
So what happened? The Mudflats was down for hours. Thought maybe Bristol decided to throw her left handed right hook hersy fit.
Hells yeah..I was so concerned..I started dumping the ..penny cans..and rolling rolls! Viva The Mudflats!
Host: We’ve disabled your blog.
Me: Wait… what? Why?
Host: You have too much spam. You’re slowing everyone down.
Me: I’ll delete it, but can you please put the site back up?
Host: Not until you’ve cleaned up your spam.
Me: Seriously? I’ll start right now. This is a busy site, just put it back up!
Host: I’m sorry. Just imagine how everyone else feels if they’re loading slowly.
Me: I’m not loading AT ALL!
Host: Well, good luck and call us back when you’ve cleaned up.
(4 and a half hours later)
Me: I’ve deleted all the spam.
Host: Hmmmm…. Doesn’t look like it.
Me: I’ve spent all morning deleting spam in batches of between 30 and 500 at a time! I’ve deleted more than 30,000 comments!
Host: Yeah, but you’ve still got 140,000 comments in there.
Me: That’s because THOSE ARE ACTUAL COMMENTS!
Host: Oh, really?
Me: Yes, REALLY!
Host: Wow…You must have a busy site.
Glad nothing untoward happened. Stick figures or not,them rascals are a danger.
Maybe we regular readers and posters should send the host emails directly so he can better judge the blog’s level of interest and proper, non-spam comments, eh?
For Snowgrift Snoozie afficianados out there(and Shane knows who he is),there needs to be scratch and sniff tees and boxers and of course oversized sunglasses with rose colored lenses and narrow vision.
men’s long-sleeve ragland
Did you mean “raglan”? The Raglan sleeve was named after the 1st Baron Raglan.
LOL.. this morning’s advert banner at the top of your page says, “Should Sarah Palin run for senate?” Ahhhh…. schadenfreude…. it’s what’s for breakfast.
Brilliant. Just brilliiant.
Ordered my family brawl tee just now. Hope it gets to me in time for the Big Wonkette Meetup in Seattle on the 27th!
Keep the excellent work!
I hope so too! Sounds like a blast!
Don’t forget to ask them if they know who you are!
🙂
Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh my….
Made my week!
What? No sleeveless version?
Yes, a “wifebeater” design would be appropriate indeed…
Sleeveless version! Hahaha!
Aren’t you supposed to just cut off the sleeves yourself?
Blue, are you sure I should be trusted with scissors?
Hey, it’s your shirt!
Ah, I’d love my own Bayeux tapestry, but until I make more money, it’s beyond my budget. I promise to admire it on anyone I see wearing it, in any color or size!
Do you think “Shane Holt” is really Bristol in disguise? He/she is all over the internet defending those twits!
Poooor Shane, we should send him a tee… Just for his obsession with us good folk at the Mudflats!
Well, Jeanne, you might hear from the Palins because didn’t Bristol and her mother trademark their names? But, then again, that would mean making a statement. That’s not gonna happen.
I not only LOVE the stick figure drawing, I am seriously considering purchasing a postcard and sending it to a certain address in Wasilla. 😀 Or to Mr. McCain’s office. Imagine if everyone did that…. tee hee
If Bristol has a hook,does that make her a “hooker”?
Haha!
A day without Shane Holt is like a day without chronic dysentery,only BETTER!