EXCLUSIVE Don Young Caption Contest
Of course it’s EXCLUSIVE. You think just anyone gets their mitts on a photo of the longest serving member of Congress smoking a cigar on a boat, seemingly about to menace a rubber panda man with a shotgun?
And yes. This is real. It was taken this summer, and there is no photoshopping. Let’s be serious. If we were going to make up a photo with Don Young in it, even we wouldn’t have come up with this. And now… it’s all yours.
Leave your caption in the comments, and we’ll meme the best ones.
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This guy could take lessons from Don Young on how to be discreet. Word of caution-this thug is even homelier than Young’s panda buddy.
Vegetarian bears – ain’t no such thing!
But now, for a real scare close to Halloween:
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/post-politics/wp/2014/10/28/sarah-palin-im-hopefully-running-for-office-in-the-future/?tid=hpModule_ba0d4c2a-86a2-11e2-9d71-f0feafdd1394&hpid=z10
Sarah Palin: I’m ‘hopefully running for office in the future’
*projectile vomits*
Excuse me – this relates to an unrelated topic but I’m absolutely flabbergasted that Bristol retains custody of her child.
“Through sobs, Bristol Palin, described as “heavily intoxicated” in the police report, tells police she was pushed to the ground and dragged across the grass while Klingenmeyer called her names. “They took my $300 sunglasses, they took my f**king shoes and I’m f**king just left here?”
The officer asks where she’s injured. “My f**king knees, my face, where’s my sh*t? I have a 5-year-old in the car,” she replies.”
What. The. Expletive. is wrong with the police force? Isn’t it mandatory that they report this to child protective services?
FOUR times Bristol complains about her (5 yo) child in the car (so far).
10 minutes 12 sec; 10 min 15 sec; 11 min 04 secs; 11 min 19 sec (Bristol)
Willow @12 min 06 secs – Sarah agreeing in a high-pitched indignant tone about the police letting “the bad guys go” and detaining them. What a family.
D- I have wondered about this, as well. There is only one answer to your question I could come up with .- The limo driver could have doubled as babysitter. (if paid enough).
How many “model,christian” mommies get shit-faced while their kids are along? Seems to me intervention should be the word of the day. Another generation of entitled Palins,just what the world needs.
I hope that Levi and his lawyer opt to re-open the custody question again. Only this time, they use this new information to the kid’s advantage. At the very least, there should be an order in place that says NEITHER parent (or step-parent) is to get drunk while the kid is with them. I don’t like going so far as to say, “No alcohol at all”, but it may come to that. Someday.
Bristol, Willow and Track all have problems and neither of their parents have made it clear to their kids that there is a difference between having a few drinks with friends and getting drunk. Must explain something.
It is election time. Palin wants to ramp up her personal finances so gullible fools will start sending her their hard earned money thinking she will run,but she won’t. She’s just grifting as per usual.
Christmas Greetings to Rick Santorum
Merry X-Mas Santorum from my beastial friends
We’ve been packing the fudge,we know that offends
We do this in private and out on my boat
My friend hides his identify so he feels free to gloat
I hope this upsets you,you simpering snot
Try it,you’ll like it so give it a shot
Takes a rill man to put a smile on a Panda
Go butt-#@$% your friends with your propaganda
Bless the beasties of land and sea
They’re put on this earth to comfort me
So Ricky my friend,you know what you can do
Be sure to love your pets as yourself. Have a nice day! 🙂
Even republicans are too embarrassed to be seen with Don Young.
/WC
Let’s try that again.
[Despair]
/WC
Culled from AFI’s top 100 movie quotes:
You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
Panda, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
You know how to whistle, don’t you, Panda? You just put your lips together and blow.
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, Panda?
One morning I shot an Panda in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!
Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Panda.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Panda walks into mine.
I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little Panda, too!
Ick. Just Ick. On top of Yuck. With a topping of chocolate yuck. And a side of eewe thrown in with no extra charge.
Take my Daughter, Please!
“And you thought Sarah Palin was nuts?”
Excellent!
Alaska, ladies, where the odds are good but the goods are odd.
Oh my..this’uns a real goody!
🙂
Mo– Perfect.!
Mo– Perfect!
I’m Congressmen. Only the Vice President gets to shoot real people in the face! damn!
I’m a Congressmen , only the Vice President gets to shoot real people in the face. Damn!
I always wondered what happened to Sexual Harassment Panda.
I killed a man and I liked it.
Don’t shoot till you see the reds of their eyes!
“Me and Mr Koko are on our way to Furry Rendez.”
You wanna know what happened to the last guy that touched me? See this fella in the panda mask?
Yep, and I skinned and stuffed him on the spot.
The last four days have been very hard for me. The next time a high school
student asks me a hard to answer question and is disrespectful , I will get very angry.
An alternative to buttf*cking?
My extended family is coming on board..for an..Intervention? Les’say..I’m READY!
MISSING SINCE AUGUST 2014:
PETER PANDA, aged 56, 5’7″, black and white hair, red eyes
Last seen on a fishing trip, touching Don Young.
Any info, please call 1-800-GET-PETA
I’m Don Young and I approve this message.
You don’t need to be fully loaded to go off half-cocked.
The last cross dressing oogly googly eyed panda that touched me ended up dead Have you notice you have not seen any oogly googly eyed panda’s in years?
Dean Alan Nelson for the win, right outta the gate.
Two wild, endangered animals.
I think he’s touching me. Is he touching me? I’m pretty sure he’s touching me. He has no idea what happened to the last bear that touched me.
Haha!
what in the world IS it with these Republicans and their crazy eyes? Do we have any really frightening Dems? (maybe we need some ?? )
Alan Grayson is scary…
“Last freakish bear-man-being that touched me, ended up dead “
Too wonderful!!
I love this photo more than nearly anything else in the world. It deserves a pulitzer.
The mind boggles.