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EXCLUSIVE Don Young Caption Contest



Of course it’s EXCLUSIVE. You think just anyone gets their mitts on a photo of the longest serving member of Congress smoking a cigar on a boat, seemingly about to menace a rubber panda man with a shotgun?

And yes. This is real. It was taken this summer, and there is no photoshopping. Let’s be serious. If we were going to make up a photo with Don Young in it, even we wouldn’t have come up with this.  And now… it’s all yours.

Leave your caption in the comments, and we’ll meme the best ones.



47 Responses to “EXCLUSIVE Don Young Caption Contest”
  1. mike from iowa says:

    This guy could take lessons from Don Young on how to be discreet. Word of caution-this thug is even homelier than Young’s panda buddy.

  2. Dagian says:

    Vegetarian bears – ain’t no such thing!

    But now, for a real scare close to Halloween:

    Sarah Palin: I’m ‘hopefully running for office in the future’

    *projectile vomits*

    • Dagian says:

      Excuse me – this relates to an unrelated topic but I’m absolutely flabbergasted that Bristol retains custody of her child.

      “Through sobs, Bristol Palin, described as “heavily intoxicated” in the police report, tells police she was pushed to the ground and dragged across the grass while Klingenmeyer called her names. “They took my $300 sunglasses, they took my f**king shoes and I’m f**king just left here?”

      The officer asks where she’s injured. “My f**king knees, my face, where’s my sh*t? I have a 5-year-old in the car,” she replies.”

      What. The. Expletive. is wrong with the police force? Isn’t it mandatory that they report this to child protective services?

      • Dagian says:

        FOUR times Bristol complains about her (5 yo) child in the car (so far).

        10 minutes 12 sec; 10 min 15 sec; 11 min 04 secs; 11 min 19 sec (Bristol)

        Willow @12 min 06 secs – Sarah agreeing in a high-pitched indignant tone about the police letting “the bad guys go” and detaining them. What a family.

      • Really? says:

        D- I have wondered about this, as well. There is only one answer to your question I could come up with .- The limo driver could have doubled as babysitter. (if paid enough).

        • mike from iowa says:

          How many “model,christian” mommies get shit-faced while their kids are along? Seems to me intervention should be the word of the day. Another generation of entitled Palins,just what the world needs.

          • Dagian says:

            I hope that Levi and his lawyer opt to re-open the custody question again. Only this time, they use this new information to the kid’s advantage. At the very least, there should be an order in place that says NEITHER parent (or step-parent) is to get drunk while the kid is with them. I don’t like going so far as to say, “No alcohol at all”, but it may come to that. Someday.

            Bristol, Willow and Track all have problems and neither of their parents have made it clear to their kids that there is a difference between having a few drinks with friends and getting drunk. Must explain something.

    • mike from iowa says:

      It is election time. Palin wants to ramp up her personal finances so gullible fools will start sending her their hard earned money thinking she will run,but she won’t. She’s just grifting as per usual.

  3. mike from iowa says:

    Christmas Greetings to Rick Santorum

    Merry X-Mas Santorum from my beastial friends
    We’ve been packing the fudge,we know that offends
    We do this in private and out on my boat
    My friend hides his identify so he feels free to gloat

    I hope this upsets you,you simpering snot
    Try it,you’ll like it so give it a shot
    Takes a rill man to put a smile on a Panda
    Go butt-#@$% your friends with your propaganda

    Bless the beasties of land and sea
    They’re put on this earth to comfort me
    So Ricky my friend,you know what you can do
    Be sure to love your pets as yourself. Have a nice day! 🙂

  4. Shaun Kissel says:

    Even republicans are too embarrassed to be seen with Don Young.

  5. Ubere Fickenson says:

    Culled from AFI’s top 100 movie quotes:

    You don’t understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could’ve been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.

    Panda, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

    You know how to whistle, don’t you, Panda? You just put your lips together and blow.

    You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel lucky?’ Well, do ya, Panda?

    One morning I shot an Panda in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.

    Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into!

    Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Panda.

    Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, Panda walks into mine.

    I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little Panda, too!

  6. fishingmamma says:

    Ick. Just Ick. On top of Yuck. With a topping of chocolate yuck. And a side of eewe thrown in with no extra charge.

  7. Rebekkah says:

    Take my Daughter, Please!

  8. slipstream says:

    “And you thought Sarah Palin was nuts?”

  9. Ray says:

    I’m Congressmen. Only the Vice President gets to shoot real people in the face! damn!

  10. Ray says:

    I’m a Congressmen , only the Vice President gets to shoot real people in the face. Damn!

  11. Bucsfan says:

    I always wondered what happened to Sexual Harassment Panda.

  12. Bucsfan says:

    I killed a man and I liked it.

  13. Zyxomma says:

    Don’t shoot till you see the reds of their eyes!

  14. Alice says:

    “Me and Mr Koko are on our way to Furry Rendez.”

  15. boodog says:

    You wanna know what happened to the last guy that touched me? See this fella in the panda mask?

    Yep, and I skinned and stuffed him on the spot.

  16. Really? says:

    The last four days have been very hard for me. The next time a high school
    student asks me a hard to answer question and is disrespectful , I will get very angry.

  17. Zyxomma says:

    An alternative to buttf*cking?

  18. juneaudream says:

    My extended family is coming on board..for an..Intervention? Les’say..I’m READY!

  19. MonaLisa (inCT) says:

    PETER PANDA, aged 56, 5’7″, black and white hair, red eyes
    Last seen on a fishing trip, touching Don Young.
    Any info, please call 1-800-GET-PETA

  20. Really? says:

    I’m Don Young and I approve this message.

  21. MonaLisa (inCT) says:

    You don’t need to be fully loaded to go off half-cocked.

  22. zyggy says:

    The last cross dressing oogly googly eyed panda that touched me ended up dead Have you notice you have not seen any oogly googly eyed panda’s in years?

  23. Mo says:

    Dean Alan Nelson for the win, right outta the gate.

  24. Karli L. says:

    Two wild, endangered animals.

  25. RipleyInCT says:

    I think he’s touching me. Is he touching me? I’m pretty sure he’s touching me. He has no idea what happened to the last bear that touched me.

  26. Buffalogal says:

    what in the world IS it with these Republicans and their crazy eyes? Do we have any really frightening Dems? (maybe we need some ?? )

  27. Buffalogal says:

    “Last freakish bear-man-being that touched me, ended up dead “

  28. Zach says:

    I love this photo more than nearly anything else in the world. It deserves a pulitzer.

  29. Linda Scates says:

    The mind boggles.

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