Winter Break Films – Five for Five
Note from Zach – Long ago, before I started writing for The Mudflats, I worked at a video called Emerald City Video. Outside of the normal drudgery of any retail job, it was pretty cool. The store had a better than Netflix back catalog and most of the employees had seen them all, for a film school dropout it was Heaven.
One of my good friends Russ Burlingame is starting a podcast celebrating the store and the back catalogue – the films that you might only catch on TBS ‘edited for TV’ at 2am. Here’s a great list of films that he’ll be starting with for you to check out – all of which I highly recommend.
Emerald City Podcast Facebook Page
When Emerald City Video was a thing that existed as a video store, we used to have a five VHS tapes for five nights for $5 sale.
It was, as you would probably imagine, a customer favorite.
You don’t have to give me $5 for these — and I’m not sure there would be a way to do that anyway — but I figure one of the things we can do with this blog and the podcast is to simulate some of that old fun.
So every so often, one of us will suggest a bunch of movies that you could have got on VHS, and can still rent or buy for fairly cheap now.
Zero Effect
Bill Pullman and Ben Stiller star in…wait, no! It’s good! Really!
Here, check out the trailer:
As you can probably tell by the above, it’s a riff on Sherlock Holmes, and specifically on A Scandal In Bohemia. The film is one of my favorites ever, and while most people don’t fall in love with it the way I did, every customer I ever sold it to at least enjoyed it.
Fun fact about this movie: I hand-sold it so aggressively at ECV that we kept adding more copies to inventory. Since it was a five-day rental, it was often out of stock. One year, it actually made it on our Top 1000 (or maybe 100?) movies of the year…something that the owners steadfastly believed couldn’t have happened and that I had to have somehow “rigged” it.
No, I totally didn’t.
The Limey
Everybody loves a revenge thriller, and everyone loves — or at least everyone should love — Terence Stamp.
This movie comes from the director of Ocean’s Eleven and stars, among others, Peter Fonda and Luis Guzman. It’s a gritty film that nevertheless manages to be stylish and smart whilst having its most iconic moment be the 70-year-old protagonist screaming “TELL HIM I’M FUCKING COMING!”
Hudson Hawk
This is one of my favorite Bruce Willis movies, even though it’s self-evidently a bad film, objectively speaking.
Even just watching this fan-edited trailer, it’s pretty obvious that this was made with tongue firmly in cheek and has “camp classic” written all over it.
Seriously, you won’t have more fun this side of Die Hard.
Cradle Will Rock
I’m going through a period of historical dramas right now, and this one — Cradle Will Rock from director Tim Robbins and featuring one of the best casts ever assembled on film — is probably my favorite of all time.
Politically it’s pretty left-of-center, and yes, it’s a little didactic. But the way it weaves a half-dozen stories — some true and some made up — together to tell a great story of a moment in time is pretty great.
It gets less love than Robbins’s previous directorial effort, the award-winning Dead Man Walking — but I’ve always found it to be smarter, funnier and more enjoyable.
The Paper
In my day job, I’m a reporter…and for my money, there’s never been a better movie about journalism than The Paper.
I count it as director Ron Howard’s best work. No kidding.
Everyone in this film gives a great performance, but this is the moment when everyone should have known that Michael Keaton was destined for years of being an Academy Award frontrunner. Of course, it’s a comedy, so it’s not like anyone was paying attention to that kind of thing.
It’s also insanely quotable, which would be more effective if more people had seen it and could understand what you were quoting at them.