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Palin Going Rogue? Name That Party!

Uh oh.  What’s a soon-to-be-ex-almost-one-term governor to do when only one third of her own party thinks she’s qualified to be president?

A majority of Americans think Sarah Palin is stepping down as Alaska’s governor for political reasons, according to a new national poll, with a majority of Republicans now saying that they do not believe that Palin would be an effective president.

Only 33 percent of Republicans questioned in a CBS News survey released Monday night say that Palin would have the ability to serve effectively as president. Last fall, 71 percent of registered Republicans felt that way.

There’s one sure fire way to fix that little problem.  If you just form your very own party, then everyone who signs up will support you!  That’s an impressive 100%, as compared to that feeble sounding 33%.  Ah, what a little number crunchery can do.

These are the rumblings and grumblings coming from the GOP, that Palin may get mavericky once again, and branch out on her own.  Will she or won’t she?  Should she or shouldn’t she?  Mike Huckabee, one of the few potential Republican nominees in 2012 who remains standing, after not going hiking on the Appalachian Trail, and not calling our next Supreme Court Justice a racist, thinks she should stay.

“I hope she remains — let me be real clear — a part of the Republican Party,” Huckabee told FOX News. “I’m a little concerned when I hear her say that she may sort of branch out and go third party or go independent. That would be a big mistake because we need to rebuild the Republican Party, not abandon it.”

Concerned?  Why would he be a little concerned that his potential rival might leave the party?  Perhaps he has a calculator.  And perhaps he did the math.  If 21% of Americans are Republicans, and 33% of those are somehow convinced, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary that Sarah Palin is actually qualified to hold the highest office in the land, that means that … (tap tap tap on calculator)… if she leaves, the GOP will consist of… (tap tap)… a whopping 14.1% of Americans.  That’s like when you tally up the number of animals remaining of an endangered species, and you know that it’s just not going to make it.  14.1% is just not a viable party.  Pardon me while I get a hanky and cry my eyes out.

And then there are those (probably the same ones that said that Palin walking out in the middle of her first term in office was brilliant political strategy) that think the whole third party thing is the Republican Party itself being ‘crazy like a fox.’  They say the reall problem is that they need to take back the party from the looming threat of… Ron Paul. See, the third “conservative” party, which would be doomed to failure (because they all are), would somehow serve to brilliantly outflank the Libertarian Republicans and then become reabsorbed back in to the Republican Party, leaving it better than ever!  Or so the theory goes.

Sarah Palin and Joe Scarboroughare part of a much larger and very clever rebranding process that seems to be grass roots but in our estimation is being run by Republican power brokers. There are probably no accidents in politics as Franklin Delano Roosevelt famously said, and the current expansion of the “conservative” trend is no accident either. It is not aimed at the Democrats, or even Barack Obama so much as it is aimed at controlling what such power brokers believe is truly dangerous, Libertarian Republicans and Ron Paul.

 Whatever.

I say, yes.  Do it Sarah Palin!  Your country needs you to form a third party.  You show those good ol’ boys what you’re made of! (Double checking calculator display to make sure it still says 14.1%)  Yup, you know they’re going to be expecting politics as usual.  So, do what you do best.  The opposite.  See that door that says “Third Party?”  I’m sure I see a crack in that door.

But somehow “Third Party” or “Conservative Party” lacks a certain Palin pizazz.   So please use this thread to come up with your own name for Palin’s future party.  Who knows?  It may be so inspiring that she’ll decide to just go for it.  I’ll leave the thread up and in a couple days, I’ll put your best names in a poll and we’ll vote.  It’ll be a great way to celebrate her last week as governor.

There’s only one name that’s strictly out.  It’s already been used once in history, and a certain Mudflats mascot would take strong objection.  No “Bull Moose Party.”

funny-moose

 

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357 Responses to “Palin Going Rogue? Name That Party!”
  1. Incarcerate_Palin says:

    How about the Lawless Illegitimate Anti-American Reactionary Party – the LIAR Party? You could substitute “ignorant” or “illiterate” for “illegitimate” but I think the latter would burn GINO the most. “Repugnant” instead of “reactionary” would work too, also.

  2. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    The Whinoceros Party

  3. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Dang brain! I meant:

    Lipstick Aryans

  4. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    That’s a scary one when spelled:

    Lipstick Arians

  5. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Lipstickarians

  6. the problem child says:

    Rogue Elephant & Jackass Party (this may not be new, haven’t seen all comments)

  7. WDYC says:

    The Lost Bribe . . . uh . . . Tribe

  8. the problem child says:

    Lol @ Progresser Party!
    May I also, too suggest Progressin’ Party and Party of Progressers (POP)?

  9. Professor Geezer says:

    The P.A.R.T.Y Party

    Palin
    And
    Real
    Teabaggers,
    Yeah!

  10. Professor Geezer says:

    Ohh, sorry. I see CG had PARTY OF ONE way back on the 1st page!

  11. Professor Geezer says:

    PARTY OF ONE = POO

  12. Professor Geezer says:

    PARTY OF ONE

  13. claudianyc says:

    Take the Money and Run Party.

  14. Tealwomin says:

    Barbie Wants to Play President Party?

    cute….

  15. Anonymous says:

    No one’s mentioned the Know Nothing Party?
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing

  16. MO Inkslinger says:

    How about the Barbie Wants to Play President Party?

  17. Lee323 says:

    Always Right, Always Wronged Party

    Imperforate Anus Party……motto: We’re full of it and proud of it.

  18. Alaska Pi says:

    Peeking back in…
    ROFL- what a GREAT list of names folks have come up with!
    Too bad the PARTYS OVER …

    Alaska won’t be standing Sarah Sentry Watch alone now-
    With this list of possible morphs of good sense gone to rotten party names here we will be watching with a careful eye for new quacking ducks when appearing on the horizon…
    shortly, I fear

    Humor will heal , I hope.

  19. Bea says:

    Phooey! I was traveling and missed out on this thread when it was “live.”

    Belatedly, my Palin party name (hope no one else came up w/this, didn;t have time to read the whole thread):

    The Progresser Party — With this name, she can forever enshrine “progress” as a transistive verb AND she’ll get bonus points for thinking she’ll be able to fool actual “progressives” into voting for her.

  20. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    @ seattlefan

    When I read Guns and Rogues, I actually saw Guns and Rouges. I just caught it, and I like both!

  21. Tom Rutledge says:

    The BullS**t party

    The Mickey Moose party (with apologies to Mickey Mouse)

  22. bucfan says:

    The Tina Fey Emmy Award Party

  23. Muppet2 says:

    Guns and Rogues

    The GRrrr…(scary) Party.

    That’s the winner for me.

    And I just saw someone refer to her as the Gorilla from Wasilla. So for me she went from Caribou Barbie to the Gorilla from Wasilla.

  24. beth says:

    How about:
    Vain and Simple Party
    – Slogan: [to be determined by what her pastor writes for/about her on the dust cover of her upcoming literary venture. Her new party -the V&S Party- to be co-merchandised with her upcoming ‘autobiographical’ book. Book will be sold exclusively on The Mudflats]

    Ethics “R” Us Party
    – Slogan: “If WE do it, it’s ethical.”

    The Duck Wing Party
    – Slogan: “Not for the un-patriotic; no lame ducks need apply.”

    *((Gotta put First Things First))* Party
    – Slogan: “[wink] You betcha, too. Also. And a shout out to all REAL Americans! Too. Also. [wink].”
    [NOTE: Party name -MUST be reproduced verbatim since that is exactly how her Sarahness wrote it- from her 3 July ramblings: http://www.gov.state.ak.us/exec-column.php%5D

    Word Salad Party
    – Slogan: “Let me go back to a comfortable analogy for me – sports… basketball. I use it because you’re naïve if you don’t see the national full-court press picking away right now: A good point guard drives through a full court press, protecting the ball, keeping her eye on the basket… and she knows exactly when to pass the ball so that the team can win. And I’m doing that – keeping our eye on the ball that represents sound priorities – smaller government, energy independence, national security, freedom! And I know when it’s time to pass the ball – for victory.” http://www.gov.state.ak.us/exec-column.php

  25. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Do you think Palin likes bloggers yet? Do you think we are helping with her bloggeraphobia?

  26. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    @ seattlefan

    “Guns and Rogues”

    OUTSTANDING – as good as the POOPS party! Funny!

  27. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    @ alaska pi

    Oh gee, I didn’t read the post prior to this – you WERE thinkin’ of lil ol’ me and how much I like to use that word to describe and denigrate Sarah Palin!

  28. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    @ alaska pi

    Good one sis!

    “Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly”

    Acronym = POOPS

  29. ravenskeep says:

    NRA Party–No Thinkin’ Required Party

  30. Bob says:

    The Retirement Party

  31. Miss Demeanor says:

    C3PO – a/k/a/ “The Bots”

    Confubulating
    Conniving
    Concupiscent
    Palin
    Outreach

  32. Miss Demeanor says:

    C3PO – a/k/a/ “The ‘Bots”

    Confabulating
    Conniving
    “Conservative”
    Palin
    Organization

  33. Gemini says:

    The Door Cracked Open Party?

    Winkin’ for the Guys Party?

    Bridge to Nowhere Party?

    US Department of Law Party?

    Oddly Named Kids Party?

  34. North_of_the_Range says:

    The Bullwinkie Party

  35. Gemini says:

    Well, heck … You already gave the best name to her new party … THE PALIN PIZAZZ PARTY!

    Drive the Devil Out Party?

    Truth is for Dummies Party?

    My Way or No Way Party?

    Nope… your Pizazz is still the best!

  36. Incarcerate_Palin says:

    The Sarah Palin I.I.I. (THE “I” because it’s all about her): INTOLERANT ILLITERATE and IGNORANT party

    The League of Illiterate Bigots Party (Whites Only)

    The F@scist with Lipstick party

    The Lord Make a Way for My F@scist Beliefs party

    The Grifter Shafter from Alaska party

    The Nice Shoes But a She’s a Fraud party

    I like Cynamen Winter’s Reich Wing Party, Cathy from Colorado’s Palin Pity Party, and mwthatone’s wink’n blamin’ and toad.

  37. Tizzy says:

    Been Idiot Totally Clueless Harps =
    Mindless Emptieness=ME
    Idiot’s Risky Salad = IRS

  38. Cynamen Winter says:

    @ Diana Ivanova Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 1:31 AM

    “THE RUSSIA LOVES ME PARTY”

    Yes, here in Russia (St Petersburg) we all love Palin as she seems intent on destroying (accidentally) the right wing of US politics. They should give her the Nobel prize for Peace if she succeeds in that laudable aim
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Before I go, a quick “shout out” to Diana….welcome aboard ~ and Amen to that!

    Dosvidania,
    🙂

  39. Cynamen Winter says:

    FoxTrotters, USA

    And can I get a double-scoop of Youbetchaberry ice cream, to go please…

    Nite all,

    😉

  40. Zyxomma says:

    This from my roommate: Mavericrats

  41. Baker's Dozen says:

    Marion Delgado Says:
    The Donner Party
    July 16th, 2009 at 11:26 AM
    ROTFL!
    For those of you who might not be up on California history, the Donner party was a doomed expedition that left too late in the season to make it over the Sierra Nevada Mountains. They got snowed in at Donner Pass, where canibalism became the norm for the 49ers (Gold Rushers–another tie to our northern cousin) going for help and, later, those left at the camps. While their story that canibalism commenced only after the, uh, meal died of natural causes, some have questioned whether their personal accounts could actually be believed. I mean, wouldn’t you lie?
    There are so any apt analogies in this one!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

  42. Baker's Dozen says:

    Or
    MTNCRAP–Mountain Crap–Move the Nation’s Capital to Regional Anchorage Party

  43. Baker's Dozen says:

    The AFP–Alaska Fund Party
    The VP–Victim’s Party
    The I[heart] Moneghan Party (you betcha. Just ask him)
    The Cowed Bull Party
    The Lipstick on a Hamster Party
    The MTNCTRAP–Move the Nation’s Capital to Regional Anchorage Party (pronounced Mountain-Sea Trap)
    MOAP–Mayor of America Party
    AFLCIO–Americans for Liberty Celling Icons Online (she can’t spell, can she?) Oh, it’s taken. Throw Hoffa under the bus, also, too, you betcha
    FBI–Fave Beauty Icon
    CIA–Clamin’ Independent Alaska
    The Trapp Bristol Bay Tracks from your Piper with your Willow on your Trigg-er finger
    TODD–Today often Dissin Dems
    SS–Saint Sarah

  44. Alaska Pi says:

    306 seattlefan Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 5:02 PM

    …Obfuscatin’ and Obstructin’….
    ***************************************************************

    LOL! Do you think she knows what Obfuscatin’ even means?

    ————–
    No, not really…
    But since she has shown a complete ignorance of what Progress could be said to mean, I thought it didn’t matter that she didn’t know what Obfuscatin’ /Obfuscating means…
    Know what I mean?
    🙂

  45. G Katz says:

    The ALSO party: Anything Logical Stinks Oration party

  46. Tealwomin says:

    S.P.O.R.T.S PARTY

    Sarah Plain’s Only Reason Towards Success

  47. Tealwomin says:

    MAGNET PARTY

    Motto 1:
    Making Sure Politics in America Is Polarized

    Motto 2:
    As Current As Notes Your Parent Posted on Their Refrigerator – Back In the Day.

  48. kettletop says:

    Real American Party
    Bastion of Ornery Bears
    The Party of Winkin’
    Base Eagerly Attracting Racists (BEAR Party)

  49. Tealwomin says:

    Marnie:::: The Dead Fish Party, Motto “We always rise to the top”

    LOL

    Hows about…the ‘NO Flow Party’
    …a bunch of dead fish…

  50. Tealwomin says:

    QT Party:

    Quit & Tweet & Party – Party

    Quick Tweet Party

    Q T & da Base (cutie and the base, aka: Beauty & the Beast) Party

  51. Tealwomin says:

    RE – SCAM Party

    Renegade Establishment of Sanctified Cronies And Mavericks

  52. seattlefan says:

    #
    297
    Alaska Pi Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 4:58 PM

    Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party
    ————
    Oh cripes, I can’t do Palinese very well…
    …Obfuscatin’ and Obstructin’….
    ***************************************************************

    LOL! Do you think she knows what Obfuscatin’ even means?
    BTW, good one!

  53. Alaska Pi says:

    Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party
    ————
    Oh cripes, I can’t do Palinese very well…
    …Obfuscatin’ and Obstructin’….

  54. Alaska Pi says:

    Of course the more logical name would be POOPS Party
    ( Where are you martha Unak lil sis… ?
    I set this up for you!)
    Palin’s Obfuscatin’and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party

    POOPSie Party…
    Party POOPSies…

  55. willpen says:

    Humphernagel. It may sound stupid, but it is just as good as any other name.

  56. Alaska Pi says:

    the OOPS Party…
    Obfuscating and Obstructing Progress Shamelessly Party

  57. Dr. Patois says:

    The P.R.A.Y.E.R. Party
    Palin’s Real American Yahoos Eat Redmeat
    Palin’s Real American Yaysayers Extol Reverence
    Palin’s Real American Yappers Extinguish Reality
    Palin’s Real Americans Yoke Excellent Reasoning
    Palin’s Real Americans Yenning Early Rapture
    Palin’s Real American Yellowdogs Essentially Repulsive
    Palin’s Real Americans Yerk Expertise Righteously
    Palin’s Real American Yawpers Extemporaneous Reason
    Palin’s Real American Yowlers Extort Riches
    Palin’s Real American Yakkers Extreme Rhetoric
    Palin’s Real American YoYos Extravagant Recklessness
    Palin’s Real American Yokels Extricate Responsibility
    Palin’s Real Americans Yield Excessive Repugnance

    Ah, it is a mix and match that could go on and on but it isn’t
    Quittercrats.

  58. Marnie says:

    Extinct Polar Bears Party
    Motto” Making the Alaskan outdoors safer for you.

  59. Marnie says:

    The Dead Fish Party
    Motto “We always rise to the top”

  60. Helen says:

    Has anyone come up with Slutty Stewardess Party yet?

  61. seattlefan says:

    Rogues R Us!

    Guns and Rogues

  62. claudianyc says:

    The Dictocratic Party.
    The What’s in it for Me Party.
    The Theocratic Party.
    The No Damn Foreigners Allowed Party.

  63. Gasman says:

    God, Guns, & Gucci

  64. hindsite2020 says:

    L.I.A.R. Party……. League of Inept Airheads & Racists

  65. Laurie NC says:

    YBC—- You Betcha Party..

    Of course also, too. She could quit midway and start a rock band
    Wailin Palin and the Grifters..

  66. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    The 7% Solution

    Rogues and Mavericks Party

  67. MO Inkslinger says:

    I think Sarah could call her new party. The Arctic Cat Party so that she can get a hefty donation for Todd’s pasttime.

  68. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Truth Squad Monkey Party

  69. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Liebertarian Party

  70. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Menotyou Party

  71. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Repulisuckles Party

  72. Glenda says:

    The ‘Don’t Know Nothins’. 🙂

  73. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    The Nos Have It Party

  74. ravenskeep says:

    SWAAPP—Sarah’s Wink and A Prayer Party

  75. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Republisnots Party

  76. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Red Republulips Party

  77. Debbie.A says:

    omg – I read this site on a weekly basis and you folks are a great source of entertainment. I can’t decide which party name I like the best – so many choices – keep up the great work!

    Anyone suggest the Narcistocrats? Or the Needy Greedy Pig and Bouncy Party?

    Or the Love me or Leave Party?

    How about the “My Country, Piss on Thee” Party?

  78. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Rapturarian Party

  79. Doh-hurty says:

    I was going to say they should bring back the Know-Nothings, but someone beat me to it.

  80. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    God Help Me Party

  81. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Republiwink Party

  82. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Fish Swimming Against the Current Party

    It’s A Fishial Party

  83. Martha Unalaska Yard Sign says:

    Slam Dunk Party

    Religipublican Party

    Underdogs R Us Party

    Bearing Arms & Pitchforks Party

  84. Scrimshaw aka Sack Panther Palin says:

    My, so many great ideas here already.
    Well I hear she’s still the favorite of the Republican Rump,
    and they’ll be out to raise Cain, owing their start to McCain…

    The Cain Rumpus Party

  85. LibertyLover says:

    The “All of Them, Katie” Party
    The Kitchen Quittin’ Party

    TBWPT Party – For Track, Bristol, Willow, Piper, and Trig — because she’s all about the kids.
    AND
    My personal favorite: Permanent Liability Party
    (hat tip to Karl Rove’s Permanent Republican Majority)

  86. Blooper says:

    Er make that ‘Appalachian’ Trail Party

  87. ravenskeep says:

    I apologize if someone already suggested this one as I didn’t get through every post. So here goes The Party of the Chirpin’ Squirrel…….instead of collecting nuts it’s where the nuts collect! I hate to insult the squirrel, but boy can they be destructive and bothersome. I have to say I love this site try to read it daily, but very seldom post. Please keep up the great work all!

  88. Blooper says:

    Last Ones 🙂

    The Apalachian Trail Party
    The DCFMA (Don’t Cry For Me Argentina) Party
    The Scape Governors Party
    The Glass House Party

  89. mlaiuppa says:

    The Party, Baby, Party Party.

  90. Blooper says:

    The Repiglican Party
    The Emasculated Hubby Party
    The W.A.R. Party
    The OM (Overcompensating Males) Party

  91. Blooper says:

    The Party of Prevo
    Teh No Gey Party

  92. Blue Idaho says:

    How about the “REAL” Republican Party or the “RIGHT” Right Wing Party.

  93. Blooper says:

    Merkins “R” Us
    A Party In What Respect, Charlie?
    The 33% of 21% Party
    The Party Of One
    The No ‘g’ Party
    The ‘Can I get back to you with a party name? Party’
    Par-tee! Par-tee!
    The Nonsense party
    The Plumber Party
    The Secede to Succeed Party

  94. scout says:

    $.A.R.A.H. Party ~ Subversive Also Rabid Also Homophobic
    P.A.L.I.N. Party ~ Progressin’ All Loonies I No (sic)
    L.I.P.S.T.I.C.K. Party ~ Lair Is Prophetically Scripted, Too, I’m Cute, Kisses

    Pup culture Rocks! also

  95. aoeu says:

    I vote for the Know Nothings
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothings

    Either that or

    No Nothings

    Carport Crowbar Palin

  96. mlaiuppa says:

    Well, the easiest thing for her to do *is* to plagiarize…er…adopt and existing party. Like The Teabaggers Party.

    That said there’s also:

    The Bootstrap Party

    ConSARAHcans (because it is all about MEEEEEEEEEE)

    And my personal favorite:

    The Party to Nowhere.

  97. aussiegal77 says:

    Mavericky Moms Party
    Pitbulls & Rifles Party
    Independent American Secessionists Party
    True Women In Tailored Suits Party (T.W.I.T.S.)

    =D

  98. Marion Delgado says:

    The Aggrieved Party (hat tip to Tom Van Flein)

  99. Marion Delgado says:

    Blanket Party

  100. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Anon-y-Moose Party

    Ethics Optional Party

    Grandiose Ideas Party (GIP)

  101. anadventurer says:

    Money for nothing and the kids for free!

  102. Marion Delgado says:

    The Donner Party

    The Coastal Defenders Party

  103. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Up The Creek Without A Paddle Party

    Flim Flam Artists Party

    Quitters “R” US Party

  104. Cathy from Colorado says:

    Wannabe ………. Party (fill in the blank or just leave blank)

  105. Marion Delgado says:

    The After-party

  106. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Whine & Cheese Party

    Bombs Away Party

    Tip Toein’ Thru the Mud Party

    Arctic Ice Party (AIP!)

    Straight Talk (When It Benefits Us) Party

    No Work Involved Party

    Lowered Expectations Party

    Bridge To Nowhere Party

  107. poweRob says:

    Sarah Palin’s third party.

    The “Pity Party”

  108. MonaLisa IS MY NAME! says:

    The Nonsecular America Party (NAPs)

    The New Energy / Old Sources Party (NEOS)

    The United Milf-Mamma Party (UMM)

  109. PepperzMom (GA) says:

    Who-do Voodoo? We Do Party!

    Success Never Stopped Us Party

    Stupid Is As Stupid Does Party

    Regressive Progressive Party

    Lead, Follow Or Get Stomped By My Pumps Party

    Did I Do That Party

    Pipeline To Oblivion Party

    Stage F-Right Party

    Exit To The Right Party

    Flip Flop Party

    Vanilla Wasilla Twirl Party

    Ethics Schmethics Party

    Bloggers Beware Party

  110. InJuneau says:

    Aw, Paula beat me to it (though she also bested what would have been my suggestion).

    Also, the Sarasites Party (and then she could take all the monogramed party stuff for herself, seeing as how it’s HER initials also too!).

    I do love, “It’s my party, and I’ll lie if I want to” Party too.

  111. Samiam says:

    The SOS Party
    ~Stuck on Stupid Party

  112. Angela says:

    GOPW = Grand Old Party of Whiners

    NPOW = National Party of Whiners

  113. mhrt says:

    Since sarah palin seems to relate so much to the Bear, always growling and bein protective and stuff I think she belongs to the

    BEAR party

    Bearly ethical ~ against reform party

  114. Geneva FreeSpeech says:

    Double Standard Party
    (comes complete with a two-faced standard bearer who was before everything before she was against it)

  115. Geneva FreeSpeech says:

    The Patriotic, All-American Secessionist Party
    The No-Ethics Party
    The Party of One

  116. Geneva FreeSpeech says:

    Screamin’ MeMe Party
    Word Salad Party (with a side of lies)

  117. Bretta says:

    Wonder if she’ll exhume/resurrect Joe Vogler to be the running mate or the party Treasurer?

  118. Professor Geezer says:

    The Initials for THE BESERKERS = B.S. Party

  119. Professor Geezer says:

    The S.S. Party
    (Sarah Smile Party)

    OR

    THE BESERKERS

  120. Tricia says:

    or the Twit Quit

  121. Tricia says:

    Quitter’s on Twitter

  122. The Faction Party

    The Thesaurus states that Faction is “Infighting, dissension, dissent, dispute, discord, strife, conflict, friction, argument, disagreement, controversy, quarreling, wrangling, bickering, squabbling, disharmony, disunity, schism.”

    Sound familiar?

  123. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    The Who.

  124. mlaiuppa says:

    How did you get Brian to stick out his tongue?

    How about the Mavricky Pitbull Party?

  125. OzMud says:

    SARAH PREYS

  126. Geneva FreeSpeech says:

    It’s My Party and I’ll Quit If I Want To
    Comes with a ready-made theme song, to which everyone already knows the tune, for those all-important confetti-and-balloons convention singalongs!

  127. BigSlick says:

    The Joe Lieberman Party

  128. Team Alaska says:

    National Rogue Party NRP

  129. Thom Couch says:

    I vote for the Dead Fish Party…We go with the flow. Motto…Half a term or bust

  130. Paula says:

    Real Americas Talibangelicals

  131. rebekkah says:

    Sarah’s Surprise Party

    DOH! – Debutante in Heels Party

  132. A Hired Gun says:

    I didn’t check to see if this was already suggested, but how about the Lobotomist’s Party?

  133. Eric-the-Bun says:

    I used the sarah plin baby name generator for “sarah palin’s political party” and got:

    Trough Gutted Palin

  134. Lee says:

    Here you go.

    Palin’s Folly Party
    The Real Americans Party
    American Celebrity Party
    End Times Party
    Pulling a Palin Party
    Sniter Quiter Party

  135. antiAnti says:

    LAMP – Look At Me Party

  136. Willtilley says:

    Guns ‘N Babies Party

  137. rebekkah says:

    IDIOT – I do it on Twitter Party

  138. Ruby Re-Usable says:

    Palinista Party

  139. bwilder says:

    The Pity Party

  140. sue says:

    “The High School Mentality Forever” party

  141. G Katz says:

    How about…

    Tweet-n-Rant Party

    Tweetin’ Hotties Party

    Tweet me a River, oh, that would be a theme song! 🙂

  142. jo in AK says:

    “Fugus” Party – Friends United with Guns Under SaraH”

    Wasn’t Fugus the name that dude called you?

  143. Bill McCann says:

    Progessing America Party, a grammatically challenging name for a very Palin progressivity to counter the liberal fascism in de facto power. Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

    Hugs to mudflatters everywhere from the old guy in Springfield Massachusetts!

  144. modo says:

    Pouters Populist Party

  145. RandomChick says:

    I haven’t gotten through all the comments yet, but I think Jon Stewart’s nickname for her would work quite well for a new party name: The Dead QuittyFish.

  146. Bystander says:

    After seeing her “gutteral grizzly bear” twitters, I must confess Sarah’s gift for self-parody puts my efforts to shame…

    Has ANYONE ever said to the Queen, don’t do that or don’t say that, it will make you look stupid or crazy?

    (That was a rhetorical question, as all of us know the answer is NO!)

  147. AlaskaGuy says:

    Until the Going Gets Tough Party

  148. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    Real Americans Love Palin’s Hair (RALPH)

  149. aha says:

    Well, I hope she does because it will be the quickest downhill ride ever…those Rethuglicans will expose all her shit: housegate, babygate, travelgate, etc.

    I predict the damn of incriminating evidence will burst in all directions.

  150. Ninette says:

    I think it must be AIP 2

    American Independence (antipartisan wink) Party

    We can secceed from the rest of the world!

  151. Diane says:

    Whiners United Party WUP for 2012-20131/2 So we all know what is in the future and she will not take advantage of her lame duck status!!!!!

    Secessionist Party SP

  152. (ex)Governor Mother Sarah Palin has already accepted an invitation from the Dominionist Party to run on a Tancredo/Palin 2012, 2016 at the latest, ticket.

    On behalf of her and of God, please allow me to extend our thanks for this crucial Mudflats endorsement.

    -RPTH

  153. ethicscomplaint101 says:

    I offer as the new party’s title:

    Divas United Now Conservative Enough (DUNCE)

  154. antiAnti says:

    Snark Warriors

  155. CrabbyPatty says:

    Hhmmpphhh …. how about Team America? Or more precisely Team ‘Merika. Team Real America? The Palin Uber Alles Party?

    If you get a chance, hop on over to http://www.cafepress.com and see all the fine materials you can purchase with catchy Palin slogans. Warning – most will make you crazy since they feature Palin and Reagan (soulmates, doncha know?), any number of phrases about a hot chick, or really classy silhouettes of a naked woman (the type you see on big truck mudflaps) holding a gun with “Palin 2012” below. Not quite sure – but I sincerely hope those are done “tongue in cheek”.

  156. nickzi says:

    How about Victims Of Media Internet Terrorism as the party name? VOMIT for short?

  157. DonnaInMichigan says:

    The Persecution Party.

  158. hindsite2020 says:

    Witch Hunters R Us Party
    Sarah’s Hand On The Button Rapture Party

  159. booboodog says:

    I like Aussie’s Pity Party!
    How about Smarty Party?

  160. DrChill says:

    155 karen marie Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 6:14 AM
    71
    Gasman Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    The Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP)

    I would say that this one has the best chance of Palin actually choosing
    =============
    The Conservative Real American Party (CRAP) also too

  161. Red Dirt says:

    The Conservative Diva Party

    The Drill Baby Drill Party

    A Real Gotcha Party

    The New Gotcha Party

    New Conservative Salad Party

  162. Cynamen Winter says:

    GateBaiters

    Alsonians

    Greeditarian

    Twittertard

    Ubetchatarian

    Buttercuplican

    Delusionist (d)
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Thanks for the stress-zapper, AKM!

    🙂

  163. DrChill says:

    Rouge Cou

    Lemmings

    175 -“”Whoda thought we’d ever see the day when mupuppies were cheering SP on! ”
    thats what made me think of lemmings…

  164. Blue Idaho says:

    Clinging to Guns and Religion Party

    The NO Choice Party

    Only My Religion Counts Party

  165. Freakout in Kansas says:

    The Pageant Keepers?
    The maniac, idiot, loser and fool party? (The M.I.L.F. Party?)

  166. hindsite2020 says:

    Buttercup ON A Pedestal Party
    Pointless Point Guard Party
    I Smell A New Wardrobe Party

  167. Paula says:

    Bystander Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 6:23 AM
    “It’s my party and I’ll quit if I want to….”

    This nitwit’s ego will never fit into the GOP, and her potential for doing the Party further damage is delicious. Go, Sarah, Go…
    ____________
    Whoda thought we’d ever see the day when mupuppies were cheering SP on! 🙂

  168. Paula says:

    You Probably Thought this Party was About You

  169. Ennealogic says:

    So many good ones!

    I LOL’d at “Shredded Tweet” !!!

    How about the DWGM party (Down With Gotcha Media)?

    Or the NDFA party (No Dead Fish Allowed)?

    Or AYPABM party (All Your Party Are Belong to Me)?

  170. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    The Fungible Molecule Party.

  171. Annie MN says:

    “gutteral raw instinct”???!!!

    “Guttural” is either an adjective that means throaty (applicable to sounds), or a noun referring to a sound made in the throat. Perhaps the phrase Ms. Journalism Major intended was something like “raw gut instinct.”

    She needs an editor for her tweets.

  172. BodieP says:

    The Sanctified Sarah party (SS)

  173. DrChill says:

    alienears Says:
    July 16th, 2009 at 1:18 AM
    I loved ‘Bitter Quitter Twitter Party’!

    But seriously, it would (shudder) probably be something like the ‘Real America Party’–hey, just realized that has a trendy, hip, get the young folk interested acronym: RAP.
    ====
    @ yo yo drchill in the house did I hear rap party ?
    check it out#1 check it out#1
    no seriously check out comment #1.
    🙂

    Did someone do the Me Party?

  174. hindsite2020 says:

    V.I.P. (Village Idiot Party)
    Under The Bus Party
    K.K.K. Party
    Jeeper’s CPer’s Party
    Let’s Talk Turkey Party

  175. 2emptynest says:

    The Salmon Slayers Party

  176. Oswego Eileen says:

    I love the suggestion of “Pig Party”.

  177. rebekkah says:

    The Cookies and Milk-It Party

  178. Spaz says:

    The “Why Are You Trying to Take Away My God-given (far) RIGHT to Rule You, (as Prayed For by a Witch Doctor,) When I’m Just Trying to Help Myself, er… Alaska…no wait, AMERICA!” Party

  179. rebekkah says:

    Git Er Done Party

  180. Blueberry says:

    I-Did-A-Rogue

    Palin Drones

    P.I.L.F. (Party I’d Like to F***), called the PILFers

    Grizzly Death

    Holy Elephant Leftovers Party (H.E.L.P.)

    White Anti-Science George Orwell Party (W.A.S. G.O.P.)

  181. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    The Ordinary Barbarian Party. Thanks seeeofpeeee!

  182. rebekkah says:

    R.O.B. (Republic of Back-up)

  183. brokebroken says:

    P.A.P.

    Pregnant
    Abstinence
    Party

  184. Susan in PA says:

    Progressin’ America Party = PAP (which is all that falls out of her mouth)

    LOVED The Bitter Quitter Twitter Party – excellent, BucFan!

  185. Ripley in CT says:

    *exactly* duh

  186. Ripley in CT says:

    I have it.

    The Entropy Party

    en⋅tro⋅py
      /ˈɛntrəpi/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [en-truh-pee]
    –noun
    1. Thermodynamics.
    a. (on a macroscopic scale) a function of thermodynamic variables, as temperature, pressure, or composition, that is a measure of the energy that is not available for work during a thermodynamic process. A closed system evolves toward a state of maximum entropy.
    b. (in statistical mechanics) a measure of the randomness of the microscopic constituents of a thermodynamic system. Symbol: S
    2. (in data transmission and information theory) a measure of the loss of information in a transmitted signal or message.
    3. (in cosmology) a hypothetical tendency for the universe to attain a state of maximum homogeneity in which all matter is at a uniform temperature (heat death).
    4. a doctrine of inevitable social decline and degeneration.

    There are several other definitions around the tubes that point to esactly who this woman is…. ie: Chaos.

  187. puffin shrapnel palin says:

    Sarahservative

    (A party created for the sole purpose of furthering the personal and professional interests of Sarah Palin)

  188. jc in co says:

    The WAD Party- Wack-A-Doodles Party
    TGP- Tail-Gate Party
    Unfortunately ICP is already taken- Insane Clown Posse

  189. Bystander says:

    “It’s my party and I’ll quit if I want to….”

    This nitwit’s ego will never fit into the GOP, and her potential for doing the Party further damage is delicious. Go, Sarah, Go…

  190. chris says:

    Easy!

    The Maverick-Moose Party!

  191. karen marie says:

    71
    Gasman Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 11:33 PM

    The Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP)

    I would say that this one has the best chance of Palin actually choosing. Based on the teabagging “movement,” NOM (mmm, delicious! National Organization for Marriage) and 2M4M, they won’t even realize the acronym is CRAP!

  192. Freakout in Kansas says:

    A.P.E. (anti personal ethics)

  193. Cathy from Colorado says:

    Just Passing the Ball

  194. Grainne says:

    the party of (no)one

    or PPP – Progressing Palin’s Pocketbook Party.

    one more: OPP – Other People’s Problem.

  195. MonaLisa IS MY NAME! says:

    The Whine – Heck It’s Mine Party (aka the W-HIMs)

    The Progressive Independent Grifter Party (aka the PIGs – lipstick mandatory)

    The Quickly Unite Intellectual Thimble-Thinkers Against Republicans Party (aka the QUITTARs)

    The Take Care of Your Own Problems Just Gimme Money and Take My Picture Party.

  196. Martha says:

    All I can think of is ….The Lunatic Fringe………that is all that comes to mind when I think of Palin and her supporters because that IS what they are…… then she could be sued by the band for taking it’s name.

  197. KateinCanada says:

    American Independant BATH (Bighair and Twitting Hunter) Party
    Slogan: Take our guns to town.

    My favorite so far:
    It’s my party (and I”ll lie if I want to)

  198. anadventurer says:

    Hey, what does 14.1 say on a calculator when you hold it upside down?

    Nothing!

  199. manyamile says:

    Divacratic Celebrican party (bipartisan ,of course)?

    diva nation
    Progress this DIva
    meBay

  200. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    “Palin can’t be bought and paid for like other politicians.”

    of course not. you have to invite her family and pay them too!

  201. samper says:

    The “We don’t give a sh*t about anyone but ourselves” Party.

    Some morAn on MSNBC just said “Palin can’t be bought and paid for like other politicians.”

    LMFAO!

  202. nonnie-g says:

    plus, when she becomes Queen of the Universe, we will all live in Sarahtopia; it will no longer be U-topia because of course, it’s no longer about YOU, it’s all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  203. sjk from the belly of the plane says:

    The Progressin’ Party. I approved this message,.

  204. nonnie-g says:

    Sarahcratic Party AKA Sarahcrats, Sarahcans and Sarahcons; because we all know it’s about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  205. Paula says:

    The Know Nothings

  206. DinkyP says:

    The little Pee Peoples Party!

  207. Freakout in Kansas says:

    Oops….part got left off of my last post.

    Or then, maybe she’ll just name her party like she did her kids…

    The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He felt different yet… couldn’t figure why… he was just so depressed. He went to the Chief for answers… He asked the chief how his brother Red Deer Running had gotten his name…

    The chief answered in his typically poetic way…”When Red Deer Running was born, at the moment of his birth, the first thing his mother saw was a beautiful deer running off into the forest… and so Running Deer was named. It is the custom of our tribe to name the offspring according to the spirits in nature visiting upon the birth.”

    Then, the boy said to the Chief… And how did my sister “Thundering Bird” get her name? The chief described again, how at the moment of her birth Thundering Bird’s mother had heard a roar of thunder and looking up, saw a bird flying in the sky…

    The boy asked again, how his cousin “White Crouching Bear” had been given such a name… And the chief, looking down once more at the boy, explaining the traditions of their tribe…. White Bear’s mother had seen a rare white bear crouched over a stream at the moment her baby’s birth. Then he asked the boy…

    “Why do you ask, Two Dogs ****ing?”

  208. Linda -WA says:

    I can just see her on the campaign trail now, “You’re hungry and cold? Join the Have A Cookie Party.”

  209. Freakout in Kansas says:

    Or then, maybe she’ll just name her party like she did her kids.

  210. Ripley in CT says:

    PIE- Palin is Esther

    slogan: Who doesn’t like pie?

    (of course I may never eat pie again)

  211. Freakout in Kansas says:

    Hypnocratic Party – Sarah Palin’s party
    Hypnocracy – form of govt where all power vests in Sarah Palin
    Hypnocrit – member of Sarah Palin’s party
    Hypnocracism – philosophy of Sarah Palin

    etymology:

    hypnotize : to dazzle or overcome by or as if by suggestion
    hypocrisy : a feigning to be what one is not or to believe what one does not ; especially : the false assumption of an appearance of virtue or religion

    or along these same lines:

    Sarah Palin’s Craptastic Party (Craptocracy; Crapper; Craptasticism)

    finally:

    Bull Moose Loony Party
    Nazi Monkey Party

  212. Cathy from Colorado says:

    Palin Pity Party

    No Credentials Required

    Wink-n-Blink

  213. Paula says:

    The Party of Winken, Twitten and Todd

  214. Lilybart says:

    Miss Wasilla’s bear tweets serve two purposes: making analogies to herself of course, the mama Grizzly, AND she pointed out that mamma bears DON’T ASK FOR HELP.

    I see that as a Bootstrap shout out, in reaction to the Medicare news.
    DON’T ASK FOR HELP FROM THE GOV OR ME.

  215. Paula says:

    The Crusade Parade (complete with swords, helmets and speaches in tongues).

  216. wearyvoter says:

    Teddy Roosevelt had the Bullmoose Party. Considering that the Republican brand has degenerated considerably since then, I’d propose that SP would head the Bullmoosemuffins party. (Just trying to keep it family friendly.)

  217. CypressWalk says:

    That third political party. How about the 700 Club cause we all know it’s the Holding their hands up infront of the TV Christians that follow that woman where ever she goes. “Saving the unborn & born-again from the evils of Main Stream America”

  218. Closet Mudpup says:

    WDTPDAD Party (What Does The President Do All Day?)

    LISTR Party (Look! I shrunk the Republicans!)

    COMA Party (Corporations Own My Azz)

    HMGMOAT Party (Help Me Get My Own Assassination Teams!)

    STSATS Party (Screw Those SAT Scores!)

  219. mmboucher Florida says:

    “Palins Classmate & friends party”

  220. Alaska Pi says:

    @102 GreatGrey Says:
    Hee, I see the hidden message, and I’m not leaving until the party’s only half over.

    ——————————
    Me too, also…
    because ya know
    Palin
    Attractin’
    Rightwing
    Thugs
    Yelling
    Obnoxious
    Nonsense,
    Drooling
    Useless
    Drivel
    Endlessly
    !! wears thin pdq…
    🙂

  221. anesslib says:

    Youbetchikan Party?

  222. Eric-the-Bun says:

    @Pauline in UK
    “Love the reference to the MRLP, but they’re not Palin’s kind;”

    I must agree as in the ‘INFORMATION TO POTENTIAL CANDIDATES’ it states:

    “Please remember we are a registered political party. If you are standing as a candidate you are representing the OMRLP. Don’t do or say anything that could reflect badly on the party. We are loonies, Not nutters.” (my bolding)

  223. Patience says:

    I am a party looking for a place to happen.

  224. tewise says:

    F.P.R.P= fish pickers republican party

  225. tewise says:

    H.A.R.P. = Hungry ambitious republican party

  226. Molly says:

    Confabucan Party

    Deludocratic Party

    Fabricatic Party

    Regressican Party (“Regress I Can” )

    Connivocratic Party

  227. UK Lady says:

    WINKY – wisdom is never known yet party
    SIC – skeletons in closet party
    OMG – old mamma grizzly or grifter party

  228. antiAnti says:

    Ooops – apologies to
    20 CG Says: July 15th, 2009 at 10:41 PM ITSMY PARTY (I’ll Cry If I Want To)

    I see the BEST choice is already claimed.

  229. michigander says:

    The DFF Party (Dead Fish Floating)

    The JOE Party (the Joke’s On Everyone)

  230. antiAnti says:

    IMP – It’s ___MMMMMy___ Party

  231. michigander says:

    Building Up Buttercup (baby just to let ya down)

  232. GinnyRED57 says:

    Christian Redemptorist Party
    Conservative Republicans Of Christ the King (CROCK)
    Grizzly Sow Party
    second on American Indepedence Party
    Christians Redeem America Party (CRAP)

  233. PJ says:

    EBQ = the party of Emptyheaded Beauty Queens

    Established in 2009 as a political home for low information voters who believe that humans walked side by side with dinasours and who believe that God has them on speeddial.

  234. Tantef says:

    The Lipstick Is Essential Party..LIE

  235. the problem child says:

    Whackocrats
    Narcissists Anonymous Country-wide Convocation (It’s all about ME!)

  236. 264 Crayons says:

    Great Grey – Excellent reference to the movie UP:)

    Name of choice: Progressing America Team (PAT)

  237. ericmiami says:

    On Huffpost:

    I saw this response to a comment about Obama’s “missing” birth certificate:

    “You mean like the medical records of Buttercup Quittypants?”

    Maybe there’s an idea there for a party name. But what’s the point of naming a party she would just quit anyway?

  238. When I heard this, my first reaction was The Bull Sh*T Party

    also:

    The It’s My Party and I’ll Quit if I Want To

    The Alternate Reality Party

    The Qualified, Unified, Intrepid and Talented Party (QUIT)

  239. Grandma Nancy says:

    Personally, I like:

    Thumper Dumpers

  240. @ Eric-The-Bun

    Love the reference to the MRLP, but they’re not Palin’s kind; they’re funny, and they often hold their rallies in pubs. Sadly, this is the UK party that most represent’s Palin’s philosophy and behaviour: http://bnp.org.uk/.

  241. Maggie says:

    Nowecant Party
    Narcicists R Us Party
    Point Guards for Jesus Party
    Passin’ the Ball Party
    Pissin’ in the Wind Party
    Wanderin’ in the Wilderness Party

  242. ez.pz says:

    AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! She has a journalism degree??

    ========================================
    Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears’ gutteral raw instinct to
    about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    protect & provide for her young;She sees danger?She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don’t Touch My Cubs & the species survives
    about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
    =========================================

    Either this: W/Mama BEARS’S GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young

    or this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for THEIR young

    bur NOT this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTERAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young

    She’s a complete idiot, with the IQ of a small fish!

    (Sorry if I’ve just offended any small fish!)

  243. ez.pz says:

    AAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!! She has a journalism degree??

    ========================================
    Great day w/bear management wildlife biologists; much to see in wild territory incl amazing creatures w/mama bears’ gutteral raw instinct to
    about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry

    protect & provide for her young;She sees danger?She brazenly rises up on strong hind legs, growls Don’t Touch My Cubs & the species survives
    about 5 hours ago from TwitterBerry
    =========================================

    Either this: W/Mama BEARS’S GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young

    or this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTURAL raw instinct to protect & provide for THEIR young

    bur NOT this: W/Mama BEARS’ GUTTERAL raw instinct to protect & provide for HER young

    She’s a complete idiot, with the IQ of a small fish!

    (Sorry if I’ve just offended any small fish!)

  244. Sorry, that was supposed to be Reality-Independent Party (RIP).

  245. dee says:

    The party of whiney wieners.

  246. Reality Independence Party (RIP)

  247. sebert says:

    RGDA Real Gosh Darn American Party

  248. The Plumbers’ Union

  249. AKaurora says:

    Grow America Party (GAP, reformed GOP) recruiting all those blessed salad farmers in real(ly) small-town America.

    Phalin’ Progress Party (PPP), platform consists solely of pretty pathetic platitudes.

  250. GreatGrey says:

    Palin’s acceptance speech for her 2012 nomination by the {insert new name here} Party:

    “Delegates, thank you for your support, I accept your nomination. As President, I promise to fight for you every hour of every……….. SQUIRREL!!!!

  251. GreatGrey says:

    69
    Alaska Pi Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 11:29 PM

    Hee, I see the hidden message, and I’m not leaving until the party’s only half over. 🙂

    (stoopid keyboard sprung a premature entry on the last post of mine)

  252. GreatGrey says:

    69
    Alaska Pi Says:
    July 15th, 2009 at 11:29 PM

  253. Eric-the-Bun says:

    Actually forming a new party from scratch is going to be sooo hard.

    My advice would be to look elsewhere from inspiration. Her foreign relationship credentials would be enhanced if she formed an American version of an established European Party that appeared to have the same values etc then she has all the logos, policies etc ready made.

    This UK Party seems ideal – they have just fought a by-election in Norwich (not too sure whether there was a by election there, but they fought one anyhow) and their manifesto seems suitable.

    (If the link isn’t clickable, I’ll try again)

  254. alienears says:

    I loved ‘Bitter Quitter Twitter Party’!

    But seriously, it would (shudder) probably be something like the ‘Real America Party’–hey, just realized that has a trendy, hip, get the young folk interested acronym: RAP.

    Well, if she tries to form a third party perhaps I will forgive McCain for this legacy and danger to our nation that she poses. Although even if she did a third party and it split the conservative vote, we would still have to worry about the Taliban-esque factor that she wittingly or unwittingly fires up. Oy.

  255. BigSlick says:

    Crack Party

  256. OzMud says:

    “We The Sheeple”

    comes with built-in with party slogan: Flock it to me!

  257. Minnie says:

    Party of Truthiness
    (members of which are to be known as “Potties””

  258. PYAH

    Place your advertising here

  259. lemonfair says:

    The Palindrome Party – the same backwards or forwards. Accommodates all views. Some thing she’s progressing; some think she’s regressing.

  260. honestyinGov says:

    The G.B.B. ….( G overnment. B y. B lackberry )

  261. NY Dem says:

    “You Betcha” Party

  262. Oh dear, I managed to end up in Spam on this one….. A first. I´ll patiently await the release, if it ever comes. Now what did I say? There were a lot of letters involved.

  263. The PPP – Progress Palin Party

    The FFF – Flip Flop Flail

    The BBB – Bullshit Blame Boring

    The AAA – Anti Aggressive Also

    (This is fun…. give me your ABC´s….)

  264. AlaskaGuy says:

    Triffic Party

    Tribble Party (And we all know the Trouble with Tribbles)

    Trog Party

  265. Bretta says:

    I sure like:
    The Pitbull Pity Party
    and
    The ReichWing Party

  266. mwThatOne.. says:

    Facts-Aren’t-That-Important Party
    Eat Cake Party
    FullcourtPress Party
    FrivolousEthics Party
    GalaDinners Party

  267. mwThatOne.. says:

    Gotcha Me-Diva Party

  268. mwThatOne.. says:

    Wink’n, Blamin’ ‘n Todd Party

  269. Cynamen Winter says:

    Drillin and Killin and Thrillin Party

    Thumped-up Rebel Rousers

    Bible Barbarians

    GotchaMSMites

    McCainiacs

  270. mwThatOne.. says:

    Open Door, Closed Mind Party

  271. mwThatOne.. says:

    bucfan Says:
    The Republican’t Party. The Bitter Quitter Twitter Party

    =======
    perfect!

  272. honestyinGov says:

    I do like bucfans… “The MavWreck Party”

    and of course Gasmans…
    The American Sarah Society, Holding America Together (The “A.S.S.H.A.T.s”)

    Both explain them to a T

  273. Lee323 says:

    Constitutional Abolitionist Party

    Manifest My Destiny Party

    Taliabandon America Party
    ———————————

    These aren’t funny….but they reflect my thoughts after the Medicaid/Medicare news today.

  274. Chaim says:

    Or how about a motif from the Alaskan state flag — the “Big Dipper Party”? For her, government’s about dipping, isn’t it?

  275. Chaim says:

    How about “Gotta Go Party”?

  276. BlueFranco says:

    It is a complicated party that Saracuda is goin’ rogue with

    The P.U.T.Z. Paleo Unhinged Trans Zonal Party

  277. honestyinGov says:

    The Flip Flops

    Slay-ing Salmons..or

    Salmonella Party (they will make you sick to your stomach )

    and stealing a theme or variation from The Rubber Room Hotel..

    The WinK & Todd Party

  278. Jay says:

    The Frisbee Party (“Ethics schmethics, you can find us in the gutter”)

  279. bucfan says:

    The Republican’t Party. The Bitter Quitter Twitter Party

  280. Cynamen Winter says:

    HockeyMomicans

    HungryMarketeers

    Griftercrats

  281. The Tarty ex-Guv Party.
    The Couldn’t Organise a Party in Brewery Party.

    Actually, IMHO Cynamen Winter nailed it with the ReichWing Party because that’s what Palin is – a fascist.

  282. Gasman says:

    The Conservative Republican American Party (CRAP)
    The United Secessionists of America (USA!)

  283. Jay says:

    The Boomerang Party (“We keep coming back at’cha!”)

  284. Alaska Pi says:

    Palin
    Apostatizes,
    Rightwing
    Twit,
    Yet
    Says
    Obama’s
    Values
    Endanger
    Republic , Folks

  285. BigSlick says:

    “The Goofy Ears Party”

    I just had a premonition of when she debates someone while running in an election for a county commissioner’s office in 2024

    “I knew Ross Perot. Ross Perot was a good friend of mine. exGINO Palin, you’re no Ross Perot”.

  286. Cynamen Winter says:

    WordSoupers of RealAmerica Partee

    TeaBaggiNObloggers Party (TNB)

    Twitterationists

    Tundra Krishna Party

    Palimbaughbuchanan w/ a lil’ bit of Cheney Party

  287. Dr. Patois says:

    You are all hilarious! I especially LOLed
    Aussie Blue Sky Pity Party
    CG It’s My Party
    Seattle Fan Quittercrats

    Thank you for the laughter!
    I can think of nothing that measures up.

  288. BigSlick says:

    The Rouge Coupe D’Etat Party

  289. The Rubber Room Hotel says:

    “The Joe Six Pack Party”

  290. lazarhat says:

    My money is still on the re-branding and expansion of AIP as the “American Independence Party” instead of the “Alaskan Independence Party” (whose box Todd ‘accidently’ checked ;)) — and if she steals that, she owes me big time…

    It’s nickname should be “The Bullsh*t Moose Party” with all apologies to Brian, of course.

    -Laz

  291. Cindy says:

    The Quitter Twitter party.
    Seriously what was that crazy mama bear tweet about? Does she think she’s alaskas mama beat? Do the mama bears quit the baby bears because the ants were bothersome or because there’s better honey in the lower 48? Bears would be extinct with mamas like failin palin.

  292. lazarhat says:

    My money is still on the re-branding and expansion of AIP as the “American Independence Party” instead of the “Alaskan Independence Party” (whose box Todd ‘accidently’ checked ;)) — and if she steals that, she owes me big time…

    It’s nickname should be “The Bullshit Moose Party” with all apologies to Brian, of course.

    -Laz

  293. The Rubber Room Hotel says:

    “The Small Town Real American Party”

  294. lyn says:

    Fruitcakes

  295. deist says:

    Just to stay ahead of the curve, I’ve figured she’d run as a third party candidate for some time, and her vice presidential candidate would be John Reeves of Fairbanks. You read it here first.

  296. BigSlick says:

    “Shredded Tweet Party”

  297. JVM from AZ says:

    The ‘Ditzy-crat’ Party.

    Seriously though, what the heck do the last tweets from Ms. Palin mean? Seems to compare female bears to the new neo-con movement.

  298. BigSlick says:

    She cancels so often, let’s call it like a dinner reservation

    “Party of None”

  299. bmccarthy17 says:

    If Bull Moose is out then Cow Moose would be fitting

  300. and….since no one else has thought of it yet, and because it is like one of the other ones I already posted –

    “I Can See Russia from my House Party”

  301. CG says:

    EndTimes GoodTimes

  302. nswfm CA says:

    The Talking Heads Party

    (Apologies to the great band for both of mine.)

  303. Sourdough Mullet says:

    “The Sociopathocrats”?

  304. CG says:

    The God Squad

  305. Cynamen Winter says:

    Narcissistic Ignorance Party (NIP for short).

  306. lexky says:

    palintologist party

    gods gang

    holy rollers

  307. nswfm CA says:

    The Psycho Killer Party

  308. Sourdough Mullet says:

    “The WWJD (Who Would Jesus Deceive?) Party”

  309. SecretShopperforHungryChildren says:

    The Racist Party (there, I said it so you don’t have to).

  310. danny says:

    It’s obvious

    The Cow Moose Party

  311. Cynamen Winter says:

    Confabulationist Party. (in other word, sista sarah lies w/o blinkin’) 😉

  312. Sourdough Mullet says:

    The “Lobotocrats”

  313. Kat says:

    Evangelicalraputurist Party

    Rupturists Unlimited (no, I didn’t mispell it)

    United Party of C-Streeters

    Slam Bang Thank You Maam

    Heavy Breathers Anonymous

  314. CG says:

    I’m retracting the Mibbits Party. That’s mine and I’m keeping it. …my preeecccious….

  315. The Rubber Room Hotel says:

    Gasman Says:
    The American Sarah Society, Holding America Together (The “A.S.S.H.A.T.s”)

    LOL!

  316. lyn says:

    The Palinban Party

  317. Harley says:

    The second coming of the know nothing party, she’s a natural leader.

  318. Karen says:

    Candies’ Abstinence Party

    Questionable Ethics Party

    Five-Watt Bulb Party

    Teenaged Sex in the House Party

    I Am Also Too a Candidate Party, Also

    AIP (American Independence Party, to declare Pro-America independent from that mean ol’ Tsar in Russia! And isn’t it about time, people?)

    Arctic Cat SNOW!machine Party (upon payment of $1 million fee)

    Flexible Christian Values Party

    Wipin’ Out Wildlife (The WOW! Party)

  319. CG says:

    Lost Mojo Party

  320. The Rubber Room Hotel says:

    The Crack In The Door Party

  321. SecretShopperforHungryChildren says:

    The Winkers and Whiners Party

  322. Gasman says:

    Here are my bids for the nascent group of imbecilic clods willing to coalesce around Sarah Palin:

    The Know Nothing Party
    The Twit Party (the “Twits”)
    The Quit Party (the “Quitters”)
    The American Moron Party
    The Oh-No-You-Cant Party (the “Ohnoyoucants”)
    The How-Can-We-Be-So-F@#$ing-Stupid Party
    The Republican Party

    or since it really is all about Sarah,
    The Palinites
    The American Sarah Society, Holding America Together (The “A.S.S.H.A.T.s”)

  323. CG says:

    The Mibbits Party

  324. seattlefan says:

    BTW…Great post AKM!!!

  325. Cynamen Winter says:

    HYPOCRATS (all of ’em)!

  326. CG says:

    Party of One?

  327. seattlefan says:

    #1:The Twittercan Party

    No need for any ideology or a solid platform….just 140 characters at a time to quote famous men who would have hated you and what you do.

    #2: Quittercrats: Just look cute, wink and quit when things get a bit rough.

  328. irina says:

    The TwitterPated Party
    (with apologies to Bambi)

  329. SecretShopperforHungryChildren says:

    The Twitter Party

  330. The Rubber Room Hotel says:

    Maybe we need a Palin Party name generator…

    The Wink and Nod Party Too, Also…

  331. momcat4obama says:

    The It’s My Party (and I’ll Whine if I Want To)

    Fred

    The Real American Party

  332. EyeOnYou says:

    We are not the only one’s trying to come up with names for Palin’s new Party …Here are a few I found elsewhere:

    the national secessionist party

    Real America Party

    Trigs Are People Too, Help America To Achieve Sucess and Security

    Republican’s Alternative Palin Enterprise.

    National Conservative Party

    The National Alaskan-American Conservative Party

    Real America Party

    Patriotic American Conservatives

    FREEDOM Party or something like that

    Wasilla Main Street Kitchen Table Party

    National Sarah and Democracy for America Party

    Jesus Party

    National American Advancement Conservative Party

    National Alliance Making Bipartisan Leadership for America

    The Palin Party

    Maverick Party

    Independent Conservative Movement

    Conservative Christian Constitutional Party

  333. CG says:

    ITSMY PARTY (I’ll Cry If I Want To)

  334. SecretShopperforHungryChildren says:

    Palin Pity Party Party

    The Wink Party

  335. SecretShopperforHungryChildren says:

    The Regressive Party

    The Labor-tarian Party

    Sarah First Party

    The Progressing Party

    Labor & Delivery Party

  336. Chuck Tatum says:

    I like the Bull-Sh!t Party.

  337. Cynamen Winter says:

    Hey….howz about the Quittercrat Party?

    🙂

  338. ds55 says:

    The Frivolous Party.

  339. SecretShopperforHungryChildren says:

    Me-publican Party

    A resurgence of the “Know-Nothing Party” aka American Party from the 1800’s.

    Give Me Your Greenbacks Party

  340. bucfan says:

    Okay, so the question is for AKM, once she picks a winner for the best name. Can we then do the new party’s top ten planks, like the Dems and Repubs do at their conventions? Oh, one more, in a shout out to a political party of yesteryear; the Whig Party was replaced by the Republican Party and now the Republican Party will be replaced by “The Whigged Out Party’

  341. Cynamen Winter says:

    CONsessionist Party; accent on the “con”…the party emblem being a black&white striped grebe, with a mask on, holding a bag of loot!

    😉

  342. LibertyLover says:

    How about the Naughty Monkey Party?
    or
    Just Palin Around Party?

  343. Sourdough Mullet says:

    How about “The Rapturepublicans”?
    Jesus will be casting his vote in person at the polls, you betcha’!

  344. ds55 says:

    Mama Bear Party… judging from her last few Tweets.

  345. Oh Dr. Chill – you have beaten me to the punch! so sad….
    OK – Grand Old Gun Rights Party
    All for Limited Government American Evangelical Party (ALGEA)
    The American Way (or the Highway) Party
    Party at My House

  346. LibertyLover says:

    Wolf Bane Party
    or
    Alaska Independent Secessionist Party of Seven?

  347. Aussie Blue Sky says:

    Pity Party.

  348. Cynamen Winter says:

    ReichWing Party.

  349. bucfan says:

    AKM, I agree with keeping Bull Moose party off limits, not just out of deference to Brian, but in deference to one of our more progressive presidents, who, ironically, was a Republican. Teddy Roosevelt established the National Park System, was known for being a trust buster, and on and on. Even though he was a hunter, I doubt he would think shooting game from a helicopter was a good idea. And lets not get into the pandering modern day Republicans do with corporations, including our Sarah. I had a couple of ideas, and I will try to keep them clean. “The Bull S*** Party”, “The Mavwreck Party”, “The, Hey Mom, Look, I Formed my Own Political Party, Party”

  350. LibertyLover says:

    Pit Bull Moose?

  351. LibertyLover says:

    Maybe she could go with something wolf or pit bull related.

    No Bull Moose… we’re the Pit Bull Party.

  352. DrChill says:

    Real American
    Reagan Republican
    Maverick
    Bat $#|+ Crazy Party

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