Batter Up!

We realize they have a bad reputation, but here in Alaska, these winged mammals eat more than 500 mosquitoes an hour, and that erases all bad reputation faster than you can say DEET. And besides, he’s pink, with white fluff. And he’s grinning. The editorial board has declared that this is an adorable baby animal, and therefore if you gaze into his little pearly black eyes, you just might collate a little faster, grade papers a little more efficiently, or bang out a powerpoint in record time. Need proof? —–> HERE.