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February 23, 2024


No Time for Tuckerman -

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The Quitter Returns! -

Monday, March 21, 2022

Putting the goober in gubernatorial -

Friday, January 28, 2022

What’s a Snowmachine Without Snow?

Awesome that’s what. No word on where this is from – but I know I want to go drinking with these good ole boys. *To any fellow lower 48’ers reading the headline, in Alaska snow mobiles for some unknown reason are called snow machines. I know what you’re thinking – aren’t those the things that make snow? No. Somethings are just best left unanswered.

Mike Dunleavy… AK Poseur?!

As I was swooping around the Twitterverse the other day, I happened to notice something… Something thad made me go, “Hmm.” It was a tweet from Senator Mike Dunleavy (R-The Valley). Mr. Dunleavy SAYS he’s a long-time Alaskan. (See Exhibit A) He SAYS he’s an outdoorsman. (Also See Exhibit A) The Alaska Dispatch even says he’s been here since 1983. (See Exhibit B) I pace across the floor, hands behind my back and brow furrowed. I give Mr. Dunleavy a Clint Eastwood squint. You SAY you are a long-time Alaskan outdoorsman. You SAY you live in the Valley… Then how,…