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December 20, 2024

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Friday, January 28, 2022

Extinct Vomiting Frog to be Cloned

I’m generally not one who likes tinkering with Mother Nature. Type “Frankenfish” into the search box on the sidebar and you’ll see plenty of evidence to support that. But perhaps there’s something infectious about Alaska’s spirit of adventure and possibility that makes me dream outside the box, because ever since I came here, I have had a secret mad scientist sort of fantasy. And now, I’m going to tell you what it is. I want a mammoth. Not personally, but I want Alaska to have a mammoth, or a whole herd of them. I want Jurassic Park, only with vegetarians….