@AKGOP Just Can’t Even.

Oh snap, right wing radio hosts! They were trying to patriot missile public radio, but looks like you got hit by friendly fire! Behold a tweet from the actual Republican Party of Alaska.

That’s right, you just done got blowed up by your very own puppet master. Don’t you hate it when that happens?

But luckily they have these shorts with special pockets so you can pack some ice in there where they hurt you. Do it quickly so there’s no swelling. Seriously, I’m just looking out for you.

“#radio #getarealjob”

…says the mature-for-his-age intern entrusted with the social media responsibilities of one of the two major political parties in a critical state this election cycle.

“#smh” indeed.

Hey, I’m on your side, radio lads and ladies. I actually think it takes a little effort to sit there in the padded room and make crazy talk to yourself for hours a day. I mean, those guys at NPR get to go out and talk to people and report on things that happen. YOU actually have to make things up, and I believe that requires a lot more effort. There’s no reason you should have been lumped on the hate pile with journalists.

Chin up nattering nabobs! You still have the power of the microphone, and you may even have more listeners than the 2,027 who follow @AKGOP on Twitter. And remember, you get piped right into the room of the Social Media Director. But better be quick with a retort. School starts next week, and he may not be able to listen during the day.

#JustAHunch

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UPDATE:  Ermigerd! We’re being followed.

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