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EXCLUSIVE: FBI Informant Tells All, Pt 2

Bill Fulton, one of two undercover FBI informants in the recent Alaska Militia Trial I covered, continued his in-depth interview with me. After recounting the circumstances of his association with US Senate candidate Joe Miller, and the controversial arrest of a local reporter by his security company at a Miller campaign event (while working undercover), we were ready to begin talking about the Cox investigation and the trial. This portion of the interview discusses how Fulton began his company Drop Zone, his association with the FBI, and the beginning of the investigation of Cox, and other members of the militia….

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I’ll Tumble for Ya…

Happy Friday, Mudflatters! You made it! To squeeze a little extra productivity out of this otherwise least productive day of the week, we always give you your adorable baby animal fix in an animated gif. And remember, if your boss hears you squealing with delight, or making cute little ‘awwwww’ noises, and thinks that you are merely trolling the internet for meaningless fripperies, you may inform him or her, that you are doing this for THEM. You take your job seriously, and you have the science to back it up.    

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Feingold Praises Murkowski

You see the tips of my fingers creep over the edge of the desk. Slowly you begin to see the top of my head, and soon you can see my eyes, and my nose resting on the surface – kind of like Kilroy in the days of yore, only looking from side to side, and a little freaked out. Something strange is going on.  Very, very strange. Earlier this week, we gave kudos to one Lisa Murkowski, Alaska’s Republican Senator. We’re not used to doing that, but let it not be said that we do not give credit where credit…

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Gun Bill Condones Arrest of Federal Agents

Mike Chenault, the mouth-breathing bully who also happens to be the Republican Speaker of the House in Juneau, has an awesome idea. As the country enters into a conversation about gun control, Chenault puts forward House Bill 69: House Speaker Mike Chenault says federal law enforcement officers should be arrested in Alaska if they attempt to enforce any future federal law banning personal possession of assault rifles or large ammunition clips or if they attempt to register any Alaska firearm. Yes. Really. “Tragedy is not a license for federal encroachment of constitutionally protected freedoms,” said Chenault. But don’t think this…

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It’s Go Time!

  It’s Friday eve, and we decided to go with a classic – the large-headed, button-eyed, snuffle-nosed puppy. You can practically feel that surge of upcoming productivity coursing through your veins. Charge up that battery with cuteness, and let ‘er rip! The boss is watching!    

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Open Thread – You Like Us!

  To get links to the latest Mudflats posts in your Facebook feed, plus status updates, pithy observations from the crew, and great memes you can share, please don’t forget to “like” the Mudflats Facebook page!  Just click the like button over there on the sidebar ——>

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May I Help You?

  Looking at adorable baby animals is proven to make you more productive, so if this little guy doesn’t have you licking stamps, or filling out annoying paperwork in record time, nothing will. What are you waiting for?  GO!!!

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Murkowski Thumbs Nose at Leadership

MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! We interrupt Alaska to bring you this special Sanity Report. Republican Senator Lisa Murkowski does not – we repeat – does NOT think that the debt ceiling should be used as leverage for spending cuts. Her sanity runs counter to Republican leadership in the Senate who have no problem creating an economic hostage situation and jeopardizing the US economy if they don’t get their way. Murkowski says that some of her Republican colleagues won’t say it “out loud,” but they agree with her. This means that both of Alaska’s Senators believe that we should, in fact, pay our…

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Batter Up!

We realize they have a bad reputation, but here in Alaska, these winged mammals eat more than 500 mosquitoes an hour, and that erases all bad reputation faster than you can say DEET. And besides, he’s pink, with white fluff. And he’s grinning. The editorial board has declared that this is an adorable baby animal, and therefore if you gaze into his little pearly black eyes, you just might collate a little faster, grade papers a little more efficiently, or bang out a powerpoint in record time. Need proof? —–> HERE.

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EXCLUSIVE: FBI Militia Informant Tells All

Bill Fulton, undercover FBI informant in the “Alaska Militia Trial,” gave a lengthy interview to The Mudflats about his role in the case, and his controversial life in Anchorage before it was revealed. In this article, he shares his candid opinion about local Anchorage media, national progressive media, Joe Miller, and what they got wrong. Yours truly didn’t even escape entirely unscathed. Bill Fulton came to Alaska, the biggest small town in the world, and became instantly “known.” He owned a shop in Anchorage that was utterly unforgettable. A military supply store, which doubled as offices for a security company,…

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